Jurgen Klopp Sack Watch

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:That's something I would expect from Ty not the bloody manager of Liverpool
 
Next match he'll be standing on his seat shouting out to the players that the pitch is lava
 


Imagine this happened to Klopps team? He'd have a full blown psychotic breakdown!
 


Soton were defending with 10 men, pitch was dry, referee's headset wasn't working. Emotional day all around.
 
Considering United's top 4 hopes are dead now, what would the consensus on Klopp be should you finish 4th, but lose your qualifier?
 
Considering United's top 4 hopes are dead now, what would the consensus on Klopp be should you finish 4th, but lose your qualifier?

Thought the qualifiers were supposed to end? Or maybe that's from the 18/19 season?

I'm hoping they drop points at West Ham while Arsenal win all their games.
 
bet the ref turned the headset off

''this noisy bearded twat who looks like Deirdre Barlow doesn't think that was a free....''

''he's trying to water the pitch...''

''he wants to tell you what the population of Hampshire is...''
 
Considering United's top 4 hopes are dead now, what would the consensus on Klopp be should you finish 4th, but lose your qualifier?
Depends on the players he brings in. If we have a good summer then maybe we would have a chance of winning something.

It would be frustrating going to all that trouble to qualify then not even reaching the group stages though.
 
If you think his inane comments are bad now, wait for next year, when he will be telling everyone how his poor millionaires are being flogged to death having to play 2 games in a week.
 
Yeah he's got to get his own house in order first. Every Pool fan and his bored wife knew Klopp's team selection and timings of subs were going to get us a draw. I too sense a meltdown next season but on this occasion I hope I'm pulling a Dumpstar prediction.
 
Yeah he's got to get his own house in order first. Every Pool fan and his bored wife knew Klopp's team selection and timings of subs were going to get us a draw. I too sense a meltdown next season but on this occasion I hope I'm pulling a Dumpstar prediction.
I can't believe he still thinks Origi is worth sticking with. Sturridge and Lallana should have started today.
 
Thought the qualifiers were supposed to end? Or maybe that's from the 18/19 season?

I'm hoping they drop points at West Ham while Arsenal win all their games.

From next season that starts. This year 4th gets them into the last qualifying round, and they'll be separated from the naff champions too.

Think they're shifting the qualification spots too from next season too, with Italy getting a 4th.
 
Depends on the players he brings in. If we have a good summer then maybe we would have a chance of winning something.

It would be frustrating going to all that trouble to qualify then not even reaching the group stages though.

I remember finding it funny when it was a huge deal that Everton 'qualified' for the CL in 04/05, only to lose their qualifier. It's sometimes forgotten that 4th doesn't get you there, and since they separated the qualifiers you're not able to play the champions from Hungary and Bulgaria anymore.

I was worried we were going to balls it up last season. Fortunately we got Brugge and not someone like Monaco.
 
I can't believe he still thinks Origi is worth sticking with. Sturridge and Lallana should have started today.

I take back what I said about Origi. I don't even want him as a bench option next season. Which means we have to replace him, Mr Glass and Ings. Plus all the other areas. Not going to happen.
 
So im guessing he's going to be banned for throwing that water bottle down like that, you know, the same way Jose was for kicking a water bottle....
 
So im guessing he's going to be banned for throwing that water bottle down like that, you know, the same way Jose was for kicking a water bottle....
Leave the guy alone. Not only are the officials against him, like the United offside goal, but also the population of Plymouth and now nature with the winds and the dry grass.
 
I remember finding it funny when it was a huge deal that Everton 'qualified' for the CL in 04/05, only to lose their qualifier. It's sometimes forgotten that 4th doesn't get you there, and since they separated the qualifiers you're not able to play the champions from Hungary and Bulgaria anymore.

I was worried we were going to balls it up last season. Fortunately we got Brugge and not someone like Monaco.

I think the bigger issue is when the qualifiers start and needing to get a fit team by then.
 
If you think his inane comments are bad now, wait for next year, when he will be telling everyone how his poor millionaires are being flogged to death having to play 2 games in a week.
Mourinho's giving him lessons in exactly that this season so he'll get it right next.
 
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