JTW95's Eurovision 2017 | *NSFW: AUSSIE STREAKERS* | COMPETITION RIGGED, EPIC SAX GUY MORAL WINNER

[oates]

Did he get that outfit from the 1984 movie wardrobe?

 

[Penna]

Nasty white sleeve things.

Looks like he's sprained both wrists.

 

[Smores]

This is bad

 

[Dobba]

That jacket makes him look like a head in a jar from Futurama.

 

[Redlambs]

I already greatly hate this little prick.

I was just thinking that.

Plus my 8 year old still loves those long sleeve thumb hole tops. If he did at 17, I think I'd begin to hate him too!

 

[Ivor Ballokov]

Oooh this one loves himself.

Exactly what I thought

 

[Jippy]

You've been at the meths again haven't you?

Need it to get through this crapshow. Under half a beer left- now willing on that voting interlude to run to the offy.
That will entail getting dressed though fml.

 

[dwd]

Aspas

 

[oates]

Need it to get through this crapshow. Under half a beer left- now willing on that voting interlude to run to the offy.
That will entail getting dressed though fml.

 

[Scarecrow]

In our defense, he's born in Russia.

 

[Ivor Ballokov]

This is like a bad Topman advert.

brilliant

 

[Jippy]

Looks like he's sprained both wrists.

He's of an age where that's likely.

 

[Sly]

Yes! Last one

 

[Dobba]

Listen carefully, she shall sing this only once.

 

[unchanged_lineup]

I have to say, I'd enjoy trying to produce a Eurovision song. Just chuck every possible cliche you can at a song.

 

[JTW95]

Nice pretty lady to finish on.

 

[FC Ronaldo]

Bonjour France

 

[Smores]

I wanna moustache

 

[Ivor Ballokov]

She's certainly pretty

 

[oates]

Why do they always show us the Eiffel Tower?

 

[Redlambs]

Need it to get through this crapshow. Under half a beer left- now willing on that voting interlude to run to the offy.
That will entail getting dressed though fml.

It's worse for me, I'm running dry and contemplating drinking some prosecco my mrs has left.

Yeah, I'm one step away from wearing one of those gay thumb tops.

 

[FreakyJim]

Pretty french girl, let's give her the first place and forget the singing bit.

 

[zeekey]

Seen some legs tonight

 

[Scarecrow]

Alright! She's won me over.

EDIT: Ugh, never mind. Ruined it with the English.

 

[Sly]

I wonder who will finish last. Probably Spain

 

[Jippy]

Ending with a bang

Her face looks a bit like a cartoon though.

 

[JTW95]

Why do they always show us the Eiffel Tower?

Surely a picture of Pogba would be better.

 

[FreakyJim]

I'm watching this stuff muted. It's way better.

 

[Kazi]

Severe lack of belly dancers

 

[dwd]

She is amazing

 

[JTW95]

Moldova or Croatia for me.

 

[oates]

Chorus being in English they could have a big summer hit with this if they put a funky birdy song dance to it.

 

[Redlambs]

She looks like Hannah Tointon, just a little older.

Winner for me.

 

[Sly]

Moldova or Croatia for me.

Think so too

 

[Scarecrow]

She kind of looks like Lola Bunny from Space Jam.

 

[Jippy]

It's worse for me, I'm running dry and contemplating drinking some prosecco my mrs has left.

Yeah, I'm one step away from wearing one of those gay thumb tops.

We got 35 mins! That will spare me an apple vodka and water combo.

 

[Arruda]

I expect some cheap tactical voting from Portugal.

 

[oates]

She looks like Hannah Tointon, just a little older.

Winner for me.

I know her Dad.

 

[Mystry]

What an awful year it's been. Only highlights were the gorilla, the horse and sax guy who pales in comparison to the original epic sax guy.

 

[Redlambs]

That go compare opera/pop singer dude wins for me. I can't remember what country he was from.