That was the best one. Not sure if it's because I'm in love with her, but that was good.
JTW95's Eurovision 2017 | *NSFW: AUSSIE STREAKERS* | COMPETITION RIGGED, EPIC SAX GUY MORAL WINNER
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Ffs 
Wtf is that with a star on its head?
What the pissing hell is this?
The jacket alone is worth a podium finish.
Yay! Italy!
Cmon vote for Epic Sax guy or Chumlee. Both worthy winners
Isreal
Poland
Belarus
Austria
Armenia
Netherlands
Moldova (EPIC SAX GUY - VOTE THIS)
Hungary
Italy
Denmark
Portugal
Azerbaijan
Croatia (Bipolar Rafa, True Geordie, Chumlee, Samwell Tarly, Pavarotti, Fat Giroud)
Australia
Greece
Spain
Norway
UK
Cyprus
Romania
Germany
Ukraine
Belgium
Sweden
Bulgaria
France
With this recap section, it's amazing how many of these songs were instantly forgettable.
Well, maybe not.
Well, maybe not.
CMOOOON BELARUS!!
not a friggin hope.
not a friggin hope.
yes, I don't remember most of theseSamwell or Sax Guy i think
It's almost like watching new show. Yes Croatia! Oh man, Portugal. Greek leg
Fat guy from Croatia has my vote. (not actual vote as I won't be voting)
Did she introduce you?
Croatia
Well they got Eurovision right this year where so many failed. I'm sticking a vote in!
This show needs more authenticity and less EDM bass lines
I liked that one.
Vive la France!
I just realised the sax guy is the same one from years ago and not a cheap rip off. Sorry but they deserve to win.
I liked that one.
Straight from the heart, Penna. The cold, logical, bored-to-my-back-teeth heart.
Right, offy time.
Done @Samid
wow wow such song
I did think Italy's was marginally better, gorilla notwithstanding.
Not voting for Moldova is a crime - please consider this.
Romania was triffic but I think we need to honour the achievement of Rafa taking Newcastle up and signing in this. Some effort.
Zombie aerobics
Ruslanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Love you
This woman features in GTA IV if anyone doesn't know!
This woman features in GTA IV if anyone doesn't know!
She's wearing a chainmail, feck yeah.
This has been as funny and as Eurovision as ever. I liked the Norway entry best, quite a catchy number and one of a very few who were tolerable. Graham Norton has been at his Wogan-Esq best too which is always a good thing.
That's not a good sign, ancient chainmail wearing ladies also had iron chastity belts the keys of which were thrown into the local lake.
It's fine, looks like the locksmith already sorted that out.
Go Chubby Mila Kunis!!
Based 2017.
No votes for Spain?
The one vote for Belarus in the poll is me, by the way.
Need more beer.
Need more beer.
Wow. Italy gorilla. What the hell was that about??