This is a total nothing of a song. Clearly goes to Conan O'Brien's hairdresser too.
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"That's right. When I spoke to the Eurovision star's manager earlier today, he said he didn't like the lawsuit, but he had to go along with it."
The franchise that everyone wants expanded...
Ukraine brought us Ruslana. I love her. GTA IV all the way.
I see the land of my ancestors have very much taken the Father Ted approach to this year's competition after getting the bill in for hosting this.
Is it 26 songs?
I already hate this guy after 5 seconds.
Erm... no. I have standards.
No threat for epic sax guy this one
Wow this is new level of shit. I genuinely think I'm a better singer than this dude!
This is on until quarter to two here. I won't see out the voting.
You know it'll be sleepless night not knowing, so you're in for the long haul.
Well that was just fecking awful.
I like how the hosts always send the worst possible song to ensure they don't have to host it again.
How many songs are left?
Was hoping it was going to be cheeseball Euro-metal. Instead it was some crappy Creed-like dirge.
Is this one a favourite too?
I wonder if we force this on Qatar they'll be happy to let the World Cup go.
Ukraines song really stands out as evidence, that Each song represents a zeitgeist reflected by the society voting for them.
This is one sounds bored.
She looks like she is going to do a runner.
This girl looks terrified. Can't blame her either.
Aww bless her she's petrified 
This is really boring. Apparently it's a big hit across Europe though?
Someone needs to give her a Red Bull.
She could do a song with the nationals. Better than the portuguese one
Has she bottled it?
3 left.
3 left.
Is she singing 'danger zone'? If only she would go full Archer.
Tbf I think the song is quite good.
I actually quite this
This is creepy.
Cheerful stuff.
Open your mouth ffs. She's the complete opposite of Harry Kane.
It's the far right nationalism of middle of the road music.
I quite her too.
It has an understated catchiness tbh. An almost ethereal quality.
Did she apologise at the end?