JTW95's Eurovision 2017 | *NSFW: AUSSIE STREAKERS* | COMPETITION RIGGED, EPIC SAX GUY MORAL WINNER

[Crossie]

A vote for the Tories will ensure a strong and stable entry into next year's competition.

Speaking of politics, what'll happen once the UK is split into EnglandWalesNIreland and Scotland? I assume both countries enter the competition?

 

[JTW95]

The girl is hot.

 

[Sly]

I'm confused. Is this Austria?

 

[oates]

Frank Ifield turned up though.

 

[Arruda]

Ah, Tyrolese...

 

[El Zoido]

This girl is stunning.

 

[RedSky]

This is better. Bizarre.

 

[Jippy]

Rap/yodelling is an underrepresented genre tbf.

 

[FC Ronaldo]

Yodelling to my heart

 

[Scarecrow]

This has potential.

 

[fcbforever]

I think we've found our winner.

Yodel it bitches.

 

[GazTheLegend]

Have latvia or Slovenia been yet then? I'm missing it due to beers!

 

[zeekey]

Rap/yodelling is an underrepresented genre tbf.

I'm not listening particularly.

 

[Samid]

She has potential.

fixed

 

[Smores]

Isnt Yodel It a search engine? feck off with your advertising

 

[Mystry]

Is this guy trying to act tough, rapping on a song with yodelling while pictures of toys are on the screen in the background?

 

[JTW95]

That chorus is horrible.

 

[GazTheLegend]

I'm
Told Portugal we're "proper odd" is that right hahaha?

 

[Jippy]

Yay cannons!

 

[Penna]

This should have been Switzerland's song.

 

[Sly]

Is this guy trying to act tough, rapping on a song with yodelling while pictures of toys are on the screen in the background?

And dressed like a nickelback member

 

[El Zoido]

Hope that cannon doesn't go off prematurely.

 

[unchanged_lineup]

Poor backup singer lad stuck way out in the background

 

[Smores]

Ptsh we should have had cannons

 

[Ivor Ballokov]

Gangsta yodelling.

She's hot as hell though.

 

[Scarecrow]

fixed

Cheers. Didn't even notice the bloke.

Yodeling is always a safe bet.

 

[JTW95]

The best Rap/Yodelling song so far.

 

[Samid]

That was a bizarre experience. I... liked it.

 

[RedSky]

The best Rap/Yodelling song so far.

By some margin.

 

[Dobba]

Did they just pick the most German looking person they could find?

 

[JTW95]

Is this Firework?

 

[Smores]

Baby your a firework

They don't even hide it do they

 

[Sly]

Portugal song already over. Get up

 

[Silva]

poor guy failing to get a kiss

 

[oates]

Tall girl.

 

[RedSky]

That's some pretty epic Lego hair that las has. Awful song though Germany. Take this contest seriously ffs.

 

[JTW95]

This song has more chance of winning the lawsuit than the competition.

 

[Arruda]

She looked enormous next to other people. And no shoes.

 

[NinjaFletch]

this is such a rip off of Titanium.

 

[Redlambs]

This is Titanium crossed with Firework

 

[oates]

Her hair is coming undone - will it last?

 

[Paxi]

Poland are fecking winning this. Believe!