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2024-25 Performances


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5.2 Season Average Rating
Appearances
48
Goals
7
Assists
2
Yellow cards
2
Which by the way sums up how I felt Pickford played

I'll give credit to Bruno and Ugarte for finally getting some shots on target. But I'd also be livid if my goalkeeper cant deal with fairly central and mid height shots like that
Pickford did the «I’ll hide behind my wall» and hope they sky it. Terrible goalkeeping. On the shot from Ugarte he fell like a sack of potatoes. Good for us
 
He was involved in around 25 goals for Bologna last season, goals+assists, how is that possible?

One is the supporting cast. Lewis Ferguson was really good as a player starting in midfield and getting into the box to support him and scoring some goals. He was like McTominay but with better general play.

Another is he had confidence from scoring some goals. Which you would imagine he'd have here after scoring goals, but we havent seen that yet
 
He still has massive room for improvement but it looks like an upward trajectory for him.
 
I don’t think he’s a bad player, but no serious Premier League club plays a guy with the intensity/pace he plays at. Like he’s shown in the past he’ll excel in Serie A
 
I found some redeeming qualities in his 4/10 performance tonight. Especially with another 1/10 from Hojlund.

He can control a ball, can keep it under pressure. He got into positions and had a few chances to cross or shoot.

I believe there is something to work with in this case.
 
I thought he was ok certainly improving but his lack of pace makes him a player Amorim
Would never have signed
 
I found some redeeming qualities in his 4/10 performance tonight. Especially with another 1/10 from Hojlund.

He can control a ball, can keep it under pressure. He got into positions and had a few chances to cross or shoot.

I believe there is something to work with in this case.

Was unable to keep the ball and lost it the most and had the same pass accuracy as a 17 year old, joint worst in the team

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0 key passes and 0 shots on target from his 2 attempts were his end product. He made Antony's performances look decent
 
Weird fecking player. Can’t make a 5 yard pass at all (67% accuracy today) but can manoeuvre himself out of the tightest situations and can glide past players.

Very weird. Never seen a player so technically class and technically deficient.
You have some weird logic

"Can’t make a 5 yard pass at all (67% accuracy today)" - that's 2/3rd of passes that were accurate, so not none at all
 
In a Pep or Arteta side he'd have racked up tons of assists and a couple of goals. Great vision although sometimes lacking in the execution. He'll have suitors in the summer for around the price we paid for him.

He reminds me a lot of Giggs in the attacking midfield role which spawned the whole sack Fergie sell Giggs meme.
 
You have some weird logic

"Can’t make a 5 yard pass at all (67% accuracy today)" - that's 2/3rd of passes that were accurate, so not none at all
Did you watch the game? I reckon a lot of those successful passes were great mid to long through balls, and simple 1 yard lay offs.

He can’t make a 5 yard pass.
 
Did you watch the game? I reckon a lot of those successful passes were great mid to long through balls, and simple 1 yard lay offs.

He can’t make a 5 yard pass.
They probably were, maybe you didn't word it right because it reads can't make a 5 yard pass at all followed by 67% accuracy rate
 
I don’t mind giving Zirkzee a bit more time. It’s been a rough season all round, he is young, first season in a new country etc.

Clearly the performances haven’t been good enough, but the entire team has been a shambles. If you have a player whose strengths are clearly in linking up with others, then they are always going to struggle in a dysfunctional team. Conversely a more selfish player like Garnacho is more insulated from he shit because he just tries to do it all himself regardless.

Would love to see what Zirkzee is actually capable of in a well oiled attacking unit.
 
Messed up too many passes late on when the game was there for the taking.

In a normal season though we'd be easing him in as the take a chance sort of signing he was, so hopefully we'll get to see what he can do with a bit more time and a more stable squad, as there's clearly a decent player in there.
 
When Garnacho passed it to him and he was on the right side of the box, I expected a shot but then again I remember that Anfield he defered to Maguire.
His pass attempt was just terrible this time. A player like him, who is terrible at heading, don't have the balls to shoot whenever there is an opening and who so frequently messes up simple passes has no business playing for Man Utd
Youu have to get mad when people extend the service thing to Zirkzee. If you see how he plays when he does get the ball near the box it's not by accident he wants no parts of it. He plays in the hole and is nowhere to be found when there's a late run or cutback to be had. He doesn't need service he needs a loan or a sports psychologist. Our last few signings in general seem to be buckling under the pressure of playing here.
 
His passing is really poor for someone that’s suppose to be a link up player. His carrying of the ball is sometimes decent.
 
He sees the right pass but has no ability to play it. Which isn't great when you don't score goals.
 
I like his style not his output. He sees pictures he can't paint. Like Zidane being controlled by a 5 year old on FIFA.
 
Atleast he looks useful sometimes..
The other striker .. not sure
He does have some quality to work with but long term I just think he's too slow for the league.

Also, strikers should actually score goals. 5 in 38 games is just not good. 7 goals in 33 games for Hojlund is really poor too.
 
He actually has very good technique. Too bad he has no end product.

He sees the right pass but has no ability to play it. Which isn't great when you don't score goals.

I like his style not his output. He sees pictures he can't paint. Like Zidane being controlled by a 5 year old on FIFA.
I like how the beginning of all these negative reviews can be used to make very positive sounding taglines for when we're trying to offload him... :)

"He actually has very good technique" - Scandi Red.

"He sees the right pass." - RedC

"I like his style" - says Steve Zizou.
 
Youu have to get mad when people extend the service thing to Zirkzee. If you see how he plays when he does get the ball near the box it's not by accident he wants no parts of it. He plays in the hole and is nowhere to be found when there's a late run or cutback to be had. He doesn't need service he needs a loan or a sports psychologist. Our last few signings in general seem to be buckling under the pressure of playing here.
Weird thing to say after his Newcastle subbing debacle

He lacks intensity and killer instinct, but mentality is definitely not his issue
 
Weird thing to say after his Newcastle subbing debacle

He lacks intensity and killer instinct, but mentality is definitely not his issue
Mentality can be many things and for sure Zirkzee is another in this squad who doesn’t have the mental capabilities to play for a club the size of United or even the Premier League.
I’m not sure what the Newcastle thing proved really.
What were you expecting in the aftermath? Him to retire ? Take six months off with stress? It was a minor incident exaggerated by snowflakes.

He lacks desire and courage in particular and that can be seen with his lack of penetrative runs into the box and the amount of times he passes when in an excellent shooting position. Can also be seen the amount of times opposition players ghost past him.
Now I get that partly comes down to confidence but he’s been here seven months and these glaring deficiencies have been there all through that time.
 
First it was Berbatov, now he's Giggs or Zidane! Jesus lads, he's an awful professional footballer.

He can occasionally trap a ball or nutmeg a player - so can half the fat old men playing on a Tuesday night down the community centre.
 
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Mentality can be many things and for sure Zirkzee is another in this squad who doesn’t have the mental capabilities to play for a club the size of United or even the Premier League.
I’m not sure what the Newcastle thing proved really.
What were you expecting in the aftermath? Him to retire ? Take six months off with stress? It was a minor incident exaggerated by snowflakes.

He lacks desire and courage in particular and that can be seen with his lack of penetrative runs into the box and the amount of times he passes when in an excellent shooting position. Can also be seen the amount of times opposition players ghost past him.
Now I get that partly comes down to confidence but he’s been here seven months and these glaring deficiencies have been there all through that time.
Agree with you that he seems to lack the total desire required to hack it as a top player. He seems more interested in having fun or something

But a sub like Newcastle is what cost plenty a player his career at top level. He’s actually improving.
I think intensity-wise he is still able to get better, but it needs to be seen if he can be valuable enough for the team. I believe he’s mentally strong enough to keep on working hard and to deal with criticism, but not sure if he can become more clinical/ goal focused - which is indeed essential for him to make it here

Too early to draw conclusions on him
 
I actually like him. Would keep as a squad option or striker off the bench as minimum.
 
I think he suits a league where the ball is rolling on the ground rather than bouncing up aerially all the time. It allows him time to be composed with his feet.

I can see him doing well in Spain or back in Italy. I can see why he struggles in the PL and the Bundesliga.

I still like him but maybe because he is a new signing and that fades over time & he ends up being frustrating.
 
I think he suits a league where the ball is rolling on the ground rather than bouncing up aerially all the time. It allows him time to be composed with his feet.

I can see him doing well in Spain or back in Italy. I can see why he struggles in the PL and the Bundesliga.

I still like him but maybe because he is a new signing and that fades over time & he ends up being frustrating.

I don't know, it feels most of the time he struggles to control a ball along the ground. One point in the first half he was carrying the ball up the field and clumsily knocked it about 2 meters in front of him whilst chasing it, and then ran into an Everton player.

I think its more the intensity of the league and lack of time on the ball to make decisions, he's still capable of showing good skill and dribbling past 2-3 players in tight spaces and find a good pass but it is not nearly consistent enough. Maybe it just takes him some time to adjust to the PL, he's shown some good signs in the last couple of games. He'll get more playing time now that other attacking players are out with injury, that could do him good.
 
In a Pep or Arteta side he'd have racked up tons of assists and a couple of goals. Great vision although sometimes lacking in the execution. He'll have suitors in the summer for around the price we paid for him.

He reminds me a lot of Giggs in the attacking midfield role which spawned the whole sack Fergie sell Giggs meme.

I think Zirkzee is quite talented technically but jeez, what an insult to Giggs.

40 year old Giggs was still vastly more dynamic than Zikrzee.
 
I think Zirkzee is quite talented technically but jeez, what an insult to Giggs.

40 year old Giggs was still vastly more dynamic than Zikrzee.
I agree, and I think you may have misread my last sentence. It wasn't the most flattering comparison.
 
think if he's playing it needs to be instead of Hojlund rather than with him.

Nice touches don't compensate for the lack of work rate which leaves a midfield 2 exposed