Give it a rest you haters! He will score a tap in against Cardiff on the last day of the season, then movement and running worshipers and regular Lingard apologists will be here in full swing.
You are right. He doesn't even look like a decent squad player right now
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Somehow I doubt it.
He's a trier, I'll give him that but so limited.
The problem right now is that we are left with those who try and those who aren't
Honestly, there's probably 10 players in the rest of the league i'd happily play over him right now.
You are right. He doesn't even look like a decent squad player right now
Zaha,Deulofeu,Fraser,Jota,Redmond,Richarlison,F.Anderson,Barnes,Maddison,Sessengnon
He's a local lad though and he's great with kids.
Squad player. Good enough to have on the bench when you need a fresh pair of legs to press for the last 10 mins, good enough to start our league cup games and Europa games. Never, never good enough to be a starter for Manchester United at any other level of competition.
Uh, not really!
You see City starting those games with Gundogan, Jesus and Sane but we throw on Lingard.
He was ok about 2/3 years ago but has deteriorated
Well for starters, “it’s nothing to do with confidence” is just rubbish when confidence is so important. “If anything he’s too confident” what on earth are you talking about? Clearly been watching his Snapchat and not him as a footballer because he goes missing every game, looks like he doesn’t have belief in anything. Compare that to last season where it was worldie after worldie at one point when he was playing...with confidence. Clearly the talent is there to be decent when he has belief in what he’s doing. As I said, he clearly isn’t a class player but is better than he has been this season as we’ve seen with our own eyes previously.
We could have kept Cleverly if we go by this local lad thing. He needs to be binned.
Pointless again.
He is better than what he has shown this season, but he still isn't United quality unfortunately. By law of averages any player making over 100 appearances for United would probably have the same if not better stats.
He is not better. This is Jesse Lingard. This is what he is: a below average forward with work rate but no abilities to score, pass or dribble. He has 10 assists in his entire career. Beckham and Giggs each used to get that in a season. He has zero league goals in 2019 (we are almost in May) and didn't score his first league goal of the season until December. All his league goals this season were in December. He's the Purple Patch Kid. Every December, he comes out of hibernation and scores 3 or 4 goals and then disappears again until next season. And this fraud of a player has actually managed to convince a small but very vocal group of Fanboys to follow him to the end - where are they these days by the way; well I imagine haram and Lou are already lined up outside Harrods to buy the new Lingod/JLings summer line of cabana wear.
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And to think, after years of me being labelled a ‘hater’ on here, I actually started to rate him for a period last season. I even cut him plenty of slack this season and I thought he might return to form but he’s been utterly diabolical.
Lingard is the definition of why we are in this mess. Starting absolutely pointless players game after game
It feels insulting that at one time people were comparing him to Park. Park would bury the chances he gets game after game.
Another nothing performance. Can’t stand seeing him wearing the shirt anymore.
Apparently he has a “JLingz” - Instagram and posts shite like this on match days.
Think he used to promote his brand during the World Cup too. Maybe I’m old and bitter but stuff like this infuriates me, especially with him being shite on the pitch.
Apparently he has a “JLingz” - Instagram and posts shite like this on match days.
Think he used to promote his brand during the World Cup too. Maybe I’m old and bitter but stuff like this infuriates me, especially with him being shite on the pitch.
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Defensive attacker.
A great gift for a United fan you don't like, he's an absolute clown, thank god he doesn't score too often so we don't have to put up with his moronic celebrations. Thought he was ok as a squad player for us, but he's really regressed this season, for some reason I get the impression he's a bad influence on Rashford too.
Saw him doing an interview a couple of days after Everton and he was moronically laughing away like a 15 year old. Doesn't matter if he's local if he doesn't give a toss.
If Ole is serious about having a clearout, this cnut should be first out the door.
I just don't understand how a Jesse Lingard fashion range is financially viable.
Who is out there buying it?
It's like if Stewart Downing released some merchandise.
Who is out there buying it?
It's like if Stewart Downing released some merchandise.
Can Downing milly rock though?
The only time Lingard deserved his place was last season when he had a purple patch and got a decent return for the season. That was his best season for us and now is a candidate to be sold.
Will get the winner on Sunday.
Wait, what? You have no JLingz gear? Jokes on you mate. I’m rocking all the JLingz gear today.
Phew, much needed three points. Thanks mystic meg.
Hater!!!
No worries.
Jokes on everyone who ever thought he'd amount to anything at United. He's mid table player and always has been. I've maintained that throughout his odd goal.
I would be quicker to buy into the Mickey Phelan shorts range.
I wouldnt mind him as an unimportant squad player at 50k a week. He is stealing a living here and stinking up the place on the pitch and off the pitch with his JLingz nonsense. Cant Everton come in and take him please?
It’s like a bad joke, a concept pitched by Partridge - urban fashion with Jesse Lingard.
It's annoying because he's clearly not good enough to be flogging merchandise like this. He took advantage of the 1-2 seasons of fame he got by being better than average, and is squeezing every penny out of it. Did no one think to tell him that JLingz was cringey as feck? Or am I an old man that doesn't get what the kids are into? Are kids even begging their parents for the latest JLingz hoody/cap/tracksuit?
I remember when Cleverley launched a fecking website and tried to start the "TC23" brand. That didn't last long. It's not like he's someone like Rio (though his 5 caps are still pretty silly), because he was a top class player who won it all. Focus on your football, then launch your merchandise.
Genuine question, do any City or Liverpool players do something similar? Have even one of their first team players started a brand?
5 goals and 6 assists in 35 games. 2 of those against Cardiff. He is not united quality.
Lingard might be able to get away it if he was a FB or hard working CM, is there a team challenging for top 4 ever had attacking players as limited as him?
He clearly needs a team to carry him, I hope Ole sees it sooner rather than later. We should just let one of our youth players to take up his spot next season
He clearly needs a team to carry him, I hope Ole sees it sooner rather than later. We should just let one of our youth players to take up his spot next season
What are the odds we'll be seeing him converted into a RB when he reaches 30?
He'll become a great outlet with his tireless running up and down the wing.
He'll become a great outlet with his tireless running up and down the wing.
Sane, Kompany and Lovren have, maybe even more of them...
Common thing in modern football I'm afraid.Lovren is a real surprise.Sane, Kompany and Lovren have, maybe even more of them...
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