sun_tzu
The Art of Bore
unless you said "I'm engaged to a man" I'm struggling to comprehend as to how he interpreted that as you being gayThe short version is that a new work colleague asked me if I was married and I replied "I'm engaged", but he thought I had said "I'm gay". He then asked me whether there were any gay bars in the area, so I then thought he was gay. So we both were under the impression that the other was gay when neither of us actually were.
True story.