This guy is slower at medicals than Rooney is at running. I'm starting to get second thoughts.
Henrikh Mkhitaryan | José says "We have three"
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Not often someone gets multiple warnings from three different mods in the one thread in such a short space of time.
Did Retrostu get his tagline back?
What did slig say?
He totally lost it. China Syndrome and everything.
Encouraging
Nope
.Do we have any resident Juventus fans or dormant WUMs that can throw tantrums when we sign Pogba? This has set a new standard for transfer threads and I certainly don't want to be without this next time.
confirmation inbound.I even heard he has failed the medical.
Don't ban me.
Changed it for you.I even heard he has failed the medical.
ban me.
Bullshit.I even heard he has failed the medical.
Don't ban me.
This thread badly needs new entertainer. Now in correlation with the lagged medical processing it all has reached really low sugar levels.
This was the WUM that caused all the trouble earlier in the thread.
Random annoyance gone now I hope and safe to post. Mikhi's not worth £200k/week. He's a like a meatier version of Mata. On the right wing, they both play as a false #7! Neither dribble nor do many long shots. Mata is better at set pieces and passing. Mikhi is the better defender, more of Jose player. I imagine Mikhi will play #10. Now that Zlatan's here, Mata isn't needed for his free kicks anyhow.
It's pronounced Muck heat aarian.
Just found that out.
Just found that out.
No it wasn't? FF you're wumming yourself now.
Am I wumming by saying you're wumming?
Is he really on a £450k pw contract?
You're not serious? That would be 150k more than Rooney. More likely 200k per week at the maximum.
Yes. We're also naming a stand after him.
and building a statue.
I was told it was Mick-heat-aarian?
And the train station that brings his wages too him each week in cash, exchanged into Armenian Dram
http://metro.co.uk/2016/07/04/how-d...ted-signing-henrikh-mkhitaryans-name-5984020/
I thought that but apparently not.
Newcastle I think?
Announcements have taken so long since we won the FA cup. It's driving me crazy.... I need to see his interview and the shirt on him!
I missed a lot of fun this evening, but we still haven't signed the cnut yet!
This.
Every transfer saga now will feel uncomplete without a rival fan meltdown. @slig has done a superb job in this thread, shifting from melting down, acting cool about it and then back to melting down atleast 5 times.
This thread should be given a quick death. Turned into a right shit show.
Are we waiting for him to get his work permit before announcing the deal? No chance of him not getting a work permit right? I don't see any other reason for the delay? They could save Jose from answering questions about Mhkitaryan tomorrow by just confirming the deal. Come on United, do it!!
Close but his name is probably impossible to pronounce correctly for non Slavic language speakers. There is no 'I' in the Mick. And the 'KH' is a Slavic 'X'. So basically there are no vowels in 'mkh', close to Mkhi-tuh-rian.
Mkhitaryan announcement tomorrow at 9am. Just my prediction.
Don't want him to sign for at least one more day as I feel this thread still has potential, shame about @ Random Task, didn't want it to end. It better still be open when I wake up tomorrow
Said it but wasn't listened to, the pronunciation is nothing complicated, imagine saying that at a first glance, Mickey-Tar-Ian. People were pretending to be some linguistic experts which was unfortunate for them as it's part and parcel of my job. Then there's this clip of Miki being asked by a german reporter how to say it and, surprise surprise, the answer you have two lines above
. Try saying 'mikitarian' really fast, with the accent on the 't' in 'tar'.Where in the World is Mickey?
virgin c**ts is a form on endearment in Uruguay I hearAs your posts today have shown.
Said it but wasn't listened to, the pronunciation is nothing complicated, imagine saying that at a first glance, Mickey-Tar-Ian. People were pretending to be some linguistic experts which was unfortunate for them as it's part and parcel of my job. Then there's this clip of Miki being asked by a german reporter how to say it and, surprise surprise, the answer you have two lines above
You're no pundit, no sports news presenter, nor do you work in a rag. So what the hell are you trying to achieve here you little attention seeker?!
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