Inigo Montoya
Leave Wayne Rooney alone!!
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Well being a giver or a taker will hold him in good stead in prison
I can't work a computer, I don't know what an email is, I can't, I have never sent a fax and I've never even sent a text message. I have a big problem, I can't write so I don't keep anything. I am the most disorganised person, I am ashamed to say, in the world.
I've never wrote a letter in my life. I couldn't write a letter. I write like a two-year-old and I can't spell. Why am I gonna fiddle 20, 30 whatever thousand pounds of income tax when I walk away six months later from £200,000 that I was due?
Is it really believable that a current-day football manager wouldn't know how to email, use a computer or a fax machine?
Is it really believable that a current-day football manager wouldn't know how to email, use a computer or a fax machine?
I see both a phone and a fax machine there
Didn't Jamie say that Harry got loads of texts when he was in hospital?
Didn't Jamie say that Harry got loads of texts when he was in hospital?
The best of the lot this week.
That's some shit office
Pearcesport
Redknapp said Mandaric didn't want to sign Peter Crouch because he was "a basketball player"
Laughter in Court when Redknapp reveals that barrister representing Milan Mandaric is an Arsenal fan
"I always pay my tax. I'd rather pay too much tax than not enough. I always pay my tax"
"I always pay my tax. I'd rather pay too much tax than not enough. I always pay my tax"
"I have always paid too much tax rather than not enough."
SamWallaceIndy
Redknapp stops evidence & tells Detective Insp Manley in court to stop 'staring at me'. 'I know you are trying to cause me a problem'
No computer on his desk at pompey here...
In fairness, who else expected his defence to tax evasion to be "I'm illiterate".
He might be a genius.
Pearcesport:
Redknapp: "I've paid over £8 million income tax. Why are we bothering over £10,000 or whatever I'm said to have saved in tax?"
Redknapp said focus was on marking Beckham when Monaco fax sent before Old Trafford match, "but didn't work well as he scored a hattrick!"
More laughter as Redknapp talks about Rosie again. "I don't ever like calling her a dog. She was better than that"
Redknapp: "Everything I've told you has been the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. So help me God"
"I don't ever like calling her a dog. She was better than that"
Deliberate lie to prove he has a shit memory?When did Beckham ever score a hat-trick?
He thinks this is one big triffic joke which will culminate in Jim White telling 'Arry he's been punk'd.
Is it just me that likes Harry Redknapp? I think he's a decent fella.
Is it just me that likes Harry Redknapp? I think he's a decent fella.