Harry Redknapp tax evasion law suit

Also, a victory for people whose faces are about to morph into that of my aunt through some horrible fire accident.

Somewhere, Steve Bruce is silently delighted.
 
Why do you hate 'Arry so much Dumbo? Did he outbid you on FM or something?

No, I already stated in my post why I hate him if you bothered to read. He is a crass oaf who appeals to the lowest common denominator. Which would be fine if he wasn't so hard to avoid. But perhaps you did read the post and you just wanted to make a side splittingly hilarious joke, which I don't really understand anyway.

Small mercies though, at least we won't have to endure the Arry Redknapp prison diaries book>serialisation>movie.
 
Would have made for quite a prison team though, only every single player would be tapping up his ass for a change.
 
No, i got some help from Joey Deacon, he was the only one that could understand your post

Next time I make a lighthearted exaggeration I will be sure to include a full explanation in spoilers, just for you.
 
Is set to become the next England Manager. For legal reasons he will have to sign the contract under his dog's name.
 
Listening again to him outside his house .He refused to answer questions on the England job and once again gave praise to the Spurs fans.I feel he is softening up the fans for the inevitable.