Harry Kane | Bayern Munich player

I think you might've read into a subtext that wasn't there. I wasn't calling out United. I just thought it was a shame that not a single one of the PL's huge clubs could engineer a move for him.

Who the hell knows what really goes in the background? In the last week alone, the media first reported that Kane was leaning towards staying at Spurs (even though it made no sense in terms of the events we know happened, like the meeting between Kane and Tuchel) AND then that Levy had screwed Poste over by leaving the transfer so late (when it turns out he's been planning for it all summer). The football media is so unreliable that we really know extremely little (and they can make up what they want because football is trivial enough that they aren't given responsibilities to correct or retract dodgy stories).

We would have been in a much stronger position to chuck the money around for him and other key positions IF those leeches running us fecked off earlier in the year but sadly it never happened
 
He reminds me of Matt Damon from Good Will Hunting, working away in his construction hat. Sure, you do what makes you happy, but you cannot argue two things - one, people would kill to have that kind of skill to fulfill their ambitions, and two - he has truly wasted his entire career with nothing to show for it.

He could have stayed at Spurs his entire career, but he is NOT a one club man.
He could have pulled his club through single handedly in clutch games, but he did NOT win anything with Spurs even at their best.
Similarly, he could have led England through to some memorable silverware, but again he has NOT won anything with England even with brilliant players around him.
He could have moved to any other PL club, but he will NOT be the PL's top scorer.
He could have taken the money route out, but he tied himseld down to a sub-par long term contract, and did NOT monetize his skills.
He will NOT be the reason Bayern win anything, even if they do their usual Bundesliga round up. Just a passenger.

He is essentially a nothing man who had a lot of potential and chose not to do anything with it, hated and abused by his own boyhood club's fans if Fighting Cock is anything to go by. Good to watch if you turn the TV on once in a while, and that's about it.

He could have joined City if he'd forced it, and won their first treble. He could have joined United under ETH or Chelsea under Poch if he wanted to, again, but chose the easiest route out with Bayern. He has essentially wasted away his prime years at the whim of an egotistical billionaire who player him like a fiddle. Levy did right by his own right - Kane let him. Good for him if it made him happy, but it'll be a user study on how NOT to spend your career.

Given all this, I think both Chelsea and United fans should be glad they did not spend a fortune on signing a player who has no mettle or ambition around him, even with the numbers. What a tragic disappointment of a career.
 
He reminds me of Matt Damon from Good Will Hunting, working away in his construction hat. Sure, you do what makes you happy, but you cannot argue two things - one, people would kill to have that kind of skill to fulfill their ambitions, and two - he has truly wasted his entire career with nothing to show for it.

He could have stayed at Spurs his entire career, but he is NOT a one club man.
He could have pulled his club through single handedly in clutch games, but he did NOT win anything with Spurs even at their best.
Similarly, he could have led England through to some memorable silverware, but again he has NOT won anything with England even with brilliant players around him.
He could have moved to any other PL club, but he will NOT be the PL's top scorer.
He could have taken the money route out, but he tied himseld down to a sub-par long term contract, and did NOT monetize his skills.
He will NOT be the reason Bayern win anything, even if they do their usual Bundesliga round up. Just a passenger.

He is essentially a nothing man who had a lot of potential and chose not to do anything with it, hated and abused by his own boyhood club's fans if Fighting Cock is anything to go by. Good to watch if you turn the TV on once in a while, and that's about it.

He could have joined City if he'd forced it, and won their first treble. He could have joined United under ETH or Chelsea under Poch if he wanted to, again, but chose the easiest route out with Bayern. He has essentially wasted away his prime years at the whim of an egotistical billionaire who player him like a fiddle. Levy did right by his own right - Kane let him. Good for him if it made him happy, but it'll be a user study on how NOT to spend your career.

Given all this, I think both Chelsea and United fans should be glad they did not spend a fortune on signing a player who has no mettle or ambition around him, even with the numbers. What a tragic disappointment of a career.

Blimey that's a bit harsh on him
 
He's potentially a great german speaker. Always thought german is the language for him.
 
ETH was quite clear today that they chose Hojlund over Kane. I think we should all calm down and let history judge whether we made the right call.
 
Stupidest footballer. He simply wasted all these years in Spurs by signing the last contract and the one thing(highest PL goal scorer) which will make him a legend of his country for next few decades he is going to miss by not waiting for one more year.
He should have simply said to levy that he either transfers to one of top 4 clubs in England this summer or he will leave to them in a free next summer.
PL record will just be a 30 years record anyway. He will never beat Jimmy Greaves one, and he could end his career by winning 0 trophy, 0!. And even he gets his PL record, it would likely be smashed by Haaland in 6-7 years time.
 
He's the greatest striker they've had, and gives his entire career to the club, signs a long term contract fecking himself in the process. He turns down City, United, and all chances at silverware in this duration. When he eventually leaves at 30 with a year left, he leaves for non-domestic rivals with a 100m transfer fee by uncharacteristically dragging out Bayern through a saga at Levy's bidding. He does this at the cost of inconveniencing his own bedding into a new team, and having to move his pregnant wife and very young familty to a new country at short notice.

And this is his legacy at the club (Fighting Cock over the last 24 hours itself)

Isn't Kane complicit in the failures of the team, especially in the last 10 years or so?

3 finals he failed to turn up.

was kind of hoping Harry would try to feck Levy/ENIC over and stay 1 more year so our incompetent owners wouldn't be able to get their money

Try to figure out how to do that without fecking the club. Supposed Spurs fans gloating exactly the way our rivals would about becoming less competitive . I guess this is going to separate Harry Kane Fanboys from THFC supporters.
Auf Wiedersehen.

He ain’t ours any more so why would we sing that? He wanted to win trophies for us fans if that were true he’d still be here - he wants to will trophies because twats like Neville and Carragher keep telling him to be considered a great you have to win trophies

I'm just gonna get this outta my system, and leave it here.
feck off Harry Kane... You're no Spurs fan, or else you woulda stayed...

Enjoy your soulless, guaranteed German trophy....

Shame you didn't do it here when we needed you most.

THERE, I'VE SAID IT!

Disagree all you want... I'm done.

Hopefully also hear many rousing renditions of "Harry Kane......He's one of our own". . From our fantastic away fans on Sunday

he's not though is he? He's whored himself to city a couple of years ago. Any one signing that is a Muppet

It's a weird new reflex but I see his face now and my brain thinks he's scum .

I don't actually think he is really, he's a great servant. And he was never gonna win a thing at spurs so don't blame him. Also good that he took this move rather than leave on a free.
But still...that face is looking awfully punchable now to me

if his behaviour around the Neville show and City have never transpired, I would be distraught. But Harry showed his hand then. Don’t get me wrong he put in very good performances post the City Bollocks, but my personal feelings towards him would always be marred by that episode.

Levy can't make Kane sign a contract with anyone. Levy doesn't get to decide whether Kane left for free or not, that was Kane's decision, he had all the leverage here. He only needed to wait until January to sign with whatever club he wanted to.

Call me cynical all you want, but I always had a hard time believing any player when they say they are a "Spurs fan" or a fan of any club they are at, if you were a true fan, you wouldn't leave of your own volition.

I don’t know. He wasn’t this shy when he was flirting with City on the golf course.

And saying if a deal can be agreed he’d want to move, doesn’t seem to me to weaken our position. The deal would still have to be agreed.

He knew he wanted to go, as did the club, as did Bayern. I don’t expect us to say anything, Bayern said everything, but Kane keeping quiet doesn’t sit well with me.

I personally hope he wins feck all and we go on to succeed without him.

If/when Kane looks back at his Spurs career, I hope he is honest enough to accept he did not quite have it when it mattered in the biggest games.

to me he just some prick who plays for Bayern

Same sort of selfish attitude he showed when he forced Poch to play him injured in the CL Final.
Leopard does not change its spots.

he's dead to me now, fecking red shirt wanker...

What a crushing disappointment. I thought we were smarter and more aspirational than this, but we're not. Levy has fecked us and Harry has fecked his legacy.

I don't hate Harry for it, but he can still get fecked. What a stupid fecking move. Honestly. And what a time to do it. I hope when the season finishes and he's collecting their obligatory silverware that the rags run that story "Kane loses virginity to prostitute" to really take the shine off that plastic cup. Twats!

I had a metric feck-ton of gifs, too. Now they are wasted. feck off.

How can you tell me he's not a fool.
 
He's the greatest striker they've had, and gives his entire career to the club, signs a long term contract fecking himself in the process. He turns down City, United, and all chances at silverware in this duration. When he eventually leaves at 30 with a year left, he leaves for non-domestic rivals with a 100m transfer fee by uncharacteristically dragging out Bayern through a saga at Levy's bidding. He does this at the cost of inconveniencing his own bedding into a new team, and having to move his pregnant wife and very young familty to a new country at short notice.

And this is his legacy at the club (Fighting Cock over the last 24 hours itself)

































How can you tell me he's not a fool.

Ouch they have proper turned on him
 
He reminds me of Matt Damon from Good Will Hunting, working away in his construction hat. Sure, you do what makes you happy, but you cannot argue two things - one, people would kill to have that kind of skill to fulfill their ambitions, and two - he has truly wasted his entire career with nothing to show for it.

He could have stayed at Spurs his entire career, but he is NOT a one club man.
He could have pulled his club through single handedly in clutch games, but he did NOT win anything with Spurs even at their best.
Similarly, he could have led England through to some memorable silverware, but again he has NOT won anything with England even with brilliant players around him.
He could have moved to any other PL club, but he will NOT be the PL's top scorer.
He could have taken the money route out, but he tied himseld down to a sub-par long term contract, and did NOT monetize his skills.
He will NOT be the reason Bayern win anything, even if they do their usual Bundesliga round up. Just a passenger.

He is essentially a nothing man who had a lot of potential and chose not to do anything with it, hated and abused by his own boyhood club's fans if Fighting Cock is anything to go by. Good to watch if you turn the TV on once in a while, and that's about it.

He could have joined City if he'd forced it, and won their first treble. He could have joined United under ETH or Chelsea under Poch if he wanted to, again, but chose the easiest route out with Bayern. He has essentially wasted away his prime years at the whim of an egotistical billionaire who player him like a fiddle. Levy did right by his own right - Kane let him. Good for him if it made him happy, but it'll be a user study on how NOT to spend your career.

Given all this, I think both Chelsea and United fans should be glad they did not spend a fortune on signing a player who has no mettle or ambition around him, even with the numbers. What a tragic disappointment of a career.
:lol:

Get a fecking grip.
 
He let Levy pretty much doing what he wants and try to be that loyal player to the club (image)...ect. i dont know why, with all the resources and advisors he has, miss all the chances to take him out of Spurs sooner. Why wait untill now (late window, uproot your young family and pregnant wife) to sign it.

At the end of the day, if he dont win the CL or Cups with England the next 4 or 5 years, he'll pretty much lose out all the regconition he seeks and probably have to come back to England and be with Spurs to try to get the last thing that can help make him memorable with fans. Winning Bundi trophy with Bayern doesnt do it any good for him just like Neymar did with PSG (cause most dont care/watch only couple matches a year from those league).
 
I am sure Harry will love it there. He has a perfect personality to be loved by the Bayern fans and he will probably win a Champions League.
I would have loved having him with us but sadly that didn't happen.
Hope Rasmus hits the ground running.
 
He's potentially a great german speaker. Always thought german is the language for him.
For sure!

"Ja, nein, selbstverständlich! Ich träume davon ein geheiligtes Bayern #9 Shirt zu besitzen seit ich ein kleiner Junge war. Ich bin unserem Ziel gewidmet und werde alles dafür geben, dass wir erfolgreich sind. Lasst uns triumphieren!"
 
Signed and could make his debut tonight in the super cup, 7.45pm KO vs RB Leipzig. He has to be officially registered by 2pm today to be available.

Would be extremely funny if he wins a trophy in his first match at Bayern.
 
For sure!

"Ja, nein, selbstverständlich! Ich träume davon ein geheiligtes Bayern #9 Shirt zu besitzen seit ich ein kleiner Junge war. Ich bin unserem Ziel gewidmet und werde alles dafür geben, dass wir erfolgreich sind. Lasst uns triumphieren!"
I'd much rather he yelled something along the lines of "don't mention the war" during his unveiling
 
I agree he's a fool but I don't think he had many options. I don't think United were in for him and Real want Mbappe so that leaves no one else once you remove the rival teams -Arsenal / Chelsea. It was Bayern or stay put. If he did stay till Summer he still would have the same options. The top teams have strikers or are targeting other alternatives. Where would he go?
 
He let Levy pretty much doing what he wants and try to be that loyal player to the club (image)...ect. i dont know why, with all the resources and advisors he has, miss all the chances to take him out of Spurs sooner. Why wait untill now (late window, uproot your young family and pregnant wife) to sign it.

At the end of the day, if he dont win the CL or Cups with England the next 4 or 5 years, he'll pretty much lose out all the regconition he seeks and probably have to come back to England and be with Spurs to try to get the last thing that can help make him memorable with fans. Winning Bundi trophy with Bayern doesnt do it any good for him just like Neymar did with PSG (cause most dont care/watch only couple matches a year from those league).
It’s actually insane how he let Levy bend him over like that. How there were no clauses in that contract is beyond me. Kane held all the leverage when negotiating the new deal. Should have had a non cl release clause active, a final year of contract clause whatever to any club. It’s insane that even in him leaving the club it is basically Levy forcing him to join bayern. Don’t get me wrong Bayern are a giant club and he’s got a chance of winning trophies but there’s no doubt Kane’s number one desire would have been to stay in England and play for either ourselves, city or Liverpool and take that record. And he fecked it up by letting that weasel dictate terms to him. He should fire his agent.
 
For sure!

"Ja, nein, selbstverständlich! Ich träume davon ein geheiligtes Bayern #9 Shirt zu besitzen seit ich ein kleiner Junge war. Ich bin unserem Ziel gewidmet und werde alles dafür geben, dass wir erfolgreich sind. Lasst uns triumphieren!"
Thats during the first conference. 3 games in and he'll be saying stuffs like "War mein Ziel, ich schwöre beim Haus meiner Oma".
 
I agree he's a fool but I don't think he had many options. I don't think United were in for him and Real want Mbappe so that leaves no one else once you remove the rival teams -Arsenal / Chelsea. It was Bayern or stay put. If he did stay till Summer he still would have the same options. The top teams have strikers or are targeting other alternatives. Where would he go?

I’m assuming you’re asking where would he go next season on a free? If so, then I could have seen us absolutely going in for him. Whilst we all hope Rasmus will be a hit over the years to come, the chances are he isn’t putting up Kane numbers over the next couple of years (if ever) and in fact, who better for Rasmus to learn from for a few seasons. That chance has now past though and thanks to Levy, not only Spurs but the premier league is losing one of its best players to a farmers league.
 
So what stage is the caf at atm? Moved from "he'll never join us" to "we can hijack it" to "he's not even good enough for us, we should play Hojlund" yet?
 
Bayern win the CL once every decade, not sure that cycle will synch with Kane's tenure there?
 
So what stage is the caf at atm? Moved from "he'll never join us" to "we can hijack it" to "he's not even good enough for us, we should play Hojlund" yet?

We never were in for him. We made the decision to go for Hojlund a while ago and sticked with it. Kane was never a possibility, same as Mbappe. We briefed this as well.

Some on here would get their pants wet if we would go for Ronaldo again.
 
Let’s be fair, having just done the inverse switch, London shits over Munich in almost every aspect. Munich is the impersonification of boredom, and all Germans do is go for long walks.

Dunno about the weather, it rains a lot albeit not as much as in London. But it also gets -5 and worse for a large part of winter.

The absolute definition of a miles better winter. As a Brit living in Sweden, I’m in a good position to confirm that a wet, grey British winter is the worst kind of winter on the planet.
A dry -8 and much more sunshine is a beautiful Winter.
 
We never were in for him. We made the decision to go for Hojlund a while ago and sticked with it. Kane was never a possibility, same as Mbappe. We briefed this as well.

Some on here would get their pants wet if we would go for Ronaldo again.

Yea, that sounds more reasonable than a lot of posts I've read since sky said it was "50/50" if he would stay or go.
 
Well, if I had a choice, Germany would be one of the last in the biggest countries in Europe I would like to live in. They are no fun, they don’t know how to live, unlike the Spanish and Italian people.
Don’t takeme wrong. I visited Germany few times. And I enjoyed it. It’s nice. It’s clean. There is a lot of interesting stuff in most cities Inhave been in. But it’s not really fun.

Aye, the city with the World’s biggest beer festival has no idea of fun :lol:

I’m been to Munich a few times, and Berlin, and always had shit loads of fun, so maybe you should be looking at yourself if you haven’t rather than the Germans.
 
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He's got himself a prestigious club to play for where he can challenge himself with something new, fair play to him.

Yes the German League isn't anything to shout about, unless you happen to beat Bayern to the title, but it's not quite the French or Scottish leagues.

Let's face it, Kane's only option of staying in the premier league was by staying at Spurs. There was no offer from Spain or Italy, and Bayern are offering a lucrative contract. He could have stayed with Spurs till next summer, but that's always risky, what if he had an injury that kept him out for a significant period towards the end of the season? There's also a chance no one in England would be interested in an expensive deal for a 31 year old given free transfers just mean you pay the transfer fee to the player instead. City don't need him, he might not have wanted to go Chelsea or Arsenal, and maybe we've let him know we're planning a different course after years of taking strikers at the tail end of their careers, or adopting a system that he doesn't suit.

TLDR; it was a choice between Bayern and possibly finishing his career at Spurs. He's right to take what's in front of him now.
Finish his career at Spurs? He had 1 year left he would have gone to another English club given the chance - us.
 
Let’s be fair, having just done the inverse switch, London shits over Munich in almost every aspect. Munich is the impersonification of boredom, and all Germans do is go for long walks.

Dunno about the weather, it rains a lot albeit not as much as in London. But it also gets -5 and worse for a large part of winter.
Having lived in Munich for a while and visited England frequently, no English City compares to Munich, not even close. It's safer, cleaner, has better weather than London, perfect for a man with young kids. Also helps it is not full of bratty wankers.

If you have money, it's bot boring at all, like any other big city.
 
He's the greatest striker they've had, and gives his entire career to the club, signs a long term contract fecking himself in the process. He turns down City, United, and all chances at silverware in this duration. When he eventually leaves at 30 with a year left, he leaves for non-domestic rivals with a 100m transfer fee by uncharacteristically dragging out Bayern through a saga at Levy's bidding. He does this at the cost of inconveniencing his own bedding into a new team, and having to move his pregnant wife and very young familty to a new country at short notice.

And this is his legacy at the club (Fighting Cock over the last 24 hours itself)

































How can you tell me he's not a fool.

This is ridiculous. He spent his entire career there and gave them his best years. He is their all time leading goalscorer. Without him they would have been midtable quality for the last half decade or so. That’s really appalling from those fans.
 
Stupidest footballer. He simply wasted all these years in Spurs by signing the last contract and the one thing(highest PL goal scorer) which will make him a legend of his country for next few decades he is going to miss by not waiting for one more year.
He should have simply said to levy that he either transfers to one of top 4 clubs in England this summer or he will leave to them in a free next summer.
100% agree. Wasted his whole career at spurs and in the premier league for absolutely nothing. With Ten hag being in charge he should have seen the light that we are now very capable of winning silverware going forward. He could have got both the trophies and the record which would have made him the goat striker in England plus a huge signing on fee next year on top of his massive salary. The dumbest top player I have ever seen.