Harry Kane | Bayern Munich player

Shearer won a PL medal. Not sure anyone talks about his medal but his record stands.

They don't really talk about his league win, it almost gets forgotten because of the absolute tonne of pots he'd have won with us.
 
Don’t read one line of a message and start your bs. Read previous messages for which it is replied to.

If you don't stand by what you said then fair enough but don't pretend you didn't say it.

Not sure about you, but for most English people or English footballers it is a pinnacle.
It is not some random record. It is most goalscored in the country’s top level football history.
 
German Muppets are the most muppety, crazy Muppets you have ever met. Mainly because they have increased Muppetry efficiency by 43% through heavily disciplined and thoroughly organised moments of daily fun. Utter mad lads that they are.
The Muppetereisteigerungskoeffizient has been satisfactory this season.
 
The news about FFP being a constrain are bollocks. Supposedly ETH wanted 2 strikers, an experienced one and an up coming talent.
I still have a tiny hope in my heart that Erik gets some experienced striker, one that can score goals a bit better than Weghorst, on loan :) Because we clearly can't put all our needs on Hojlund, yet.
 
Of course he does.

Not only did they finish in the top four just the season before last, since SAF left they've finished in the top four exactly as many times as we have.

You might not believe that will continue but based on the last decade we are their rivals for a top four place. It would be ludicrously defeatist on his part if he believed that couldn't possibly continue because they've had one bad season.

Well, I understand your logic but I am sure you also understand, even if Levy doesn't, the chances of the future success depend on current form + current competition + current trajectory of the club, and not anything in the past. And on those - they are f..ed

Based on where things are now (and not past glory of anybody) City and Arsenal are not stopping to compete for top two. And for the remaining two spots in top four, you have stronger United, roaring Newcastle flush with money, and Liverpool that was at the top just a bit ago.

Not to mention a number of other clubs they finished behind that all could still beat them. Including Chelsea.

Where exactly is there any hope for Spurs fans, I personally don't see.
 
The Muppetereisteigerungskoeffizient has been satisfactory this season.
One of my favourite nights was with a German mate of mine (Pierre) who lived over here for a while, and one of his other mates was also over from Germany. About six hours into drinking whisky and cracking jokes, trying and failing to teach me simple German words, arguing over music. I suddenly said something that neither or them could understand - a localised joke that I was sure at least Pierre would understand since he had lived here for a decade. But nope. It was like they both flipped a switch on the back of their heads from Fun German to Serious Engineer German.

Queue about twenty minutes of being interrogated by the two of them, having to explain line by line the cultural significance of said joke. To this day I'm certain that one of them intentionally moved a table lamp to face me like those old fashioned cop movies where they're questioning a criminal. My girlfriend and Pierre's, both Scottish, ignoring my glances for help.

Then once I had explained it to an acceptable level we ate chocolate and cheese.
 
well at least he'll win a trophy now....the german league trophy chase ends one week from today
 
Sad to see him leave the PL more than anything

Spurs are absolutely fecked now. Sold him so late in the window. No real strikers available at the moment and everyone knows they have 100m to blow before the deadline

This, they screwed up the bale money and they are less attractive side than back then with unfashionable manager, no kane and no ucl football
 
Football didn't start in 1992, so it's not the most goals scored in English football history. Who cares anyway records come and go, medals last forever.
This! 100% this.

Kane's record will be broken by Haaland in just 4 years if the superhuman stays in EPL and then Kane will have neither trophies nor record.

I think Harry understood this and seems like he is more open to Byern than media would have us believe.
 
Who’s gonna break it? You talk as if there is a queue. It’s not easy at all to score 260 goals you know. It would take at least a decade, injury free decade for a player playing in one of the top clubs to break it. I’m not saying it’s not possible but it’s gonna be extremely difficult for anyone.

Difficult or not it will eventually be beaten. Haaland if he stays a few years will get close. Point is, it doesn’t really mean a great deal really. 260+ goals which contributed to zero trophies seems rather shite
 
Difficult or not it will eventually be beaten. Haaland if he stays a few years will get close. Point is, it doesn’t really mean a great deal really. 260+ goals which contributed to zero trophies seems rather shite

Agreed. Clearly Harry doesn't think it's worth hanging around for.
 
This! 100% this.

Kane's record will be broken by Haaland in just 4 years if the superhuman stays in EPL and then Kane will have neither trophies nor record.

I think Harry understood this and seems like he is more open to Byern than media would have us believe.
Agreed. The actual english football record is 357 goals which jimmy greaves owns. 260 is chump change compared to that.
 
This! 100% this.

Kane's record will be broken by Haaland in just 4 years if the superhuman stays in EPL and then Kane will have neither trophies nor record.

I think Harry understood this and seems like he is more open to Byern than media would have us believe.
It could be broken tonight.
 
Does the club have shareholders?
Sure, but minority shareholders have about as much pull as you'd expect especially when it's as small as it is compared to Levy and Lewis' holdings.
 
This! 100% this.

Kane's record will be broken by Haaland in just 4 years if the superhuman stays in EPL and then Kane will have neither trophies nor record.

I think Harry understood this and seems like he is more open to Byern than media would have us believe.

Yes. I think for his personality etc. he has chosen the right club and surrounding. And with Perisic, Son and Höjbjerg around he was well informed about the club and its people.
 
Because Bundesliga clubs, even Bayern aren't know to break the bank to this kind of level. Not for a 30 year old striker with no Bundesliga experience. They got a 25 year old Lewandowski for free.

That was the steal of the decade, however. As most people in Europe would probably agree. Bit unfair to use that as an example. :)
 
Hope it turns out well for him. 3 young kids and a 4th on the way, I’m not sure the family will be joining him out there unless there’s a good English school over there. Bayern must have a good shot at the CL now, though. Tuchel is a very good manager too, so they must have a great chance. Harry deserves some trophies after a glittering career of winning nothing.
 
This! 100% this.

Kane's record will be broken by Haaland in just 4 years if the superhuman stays in EPL and then Kane will have neither trophies nor record.

I think Harry understood this and seems like he is more open to Byern than media would have us believe.
there are maybe 6 clubs who have a realistic shot at a CL title the next 3-4 years, 2 maybe 3 of those are in england and those have the striker spot covered.
 
Hope it turns out well for him. 3 young kids and a 4th on the way, I’m not sure the family will be joining him out there unless there’s a good English school over there. Bayern must have a good shot at the CL now, though. Tuchel is a very good manager too, so they must have a great chance. Harry deserves some trophies after a glittering career of winning nothing.
It‘s Munich, the richest city in Germany. I‘m sure the club will take care of his family and help Kane as much as possible so that he can concentrate on playing football.
 
Hope it turns out well for him. 3 young kids and a 4th on the way, I’m not sure the family will be joining him out there unless there’s a good English school over there. Bayern must have a good shot at the CL now, though. Tuchel is a very good manager too, so they must have a great chance. Harry deserves some trophies after a glittering career of winning nothing.

the german education system is the wurst.
 
Hope it turns out well for him. 3 young kids and a 4th on the way, I’m not sure the family will be joining him out there unless there’s a good English school over there. Bayern must have a good shot at the CL now, though. Tuchel is a very good manager too, so they must have a great chance. Harry deserves some trophies after a glittering career of winning nothing.
even though we are a backwater village with no internet and very few fish&chips stands, and we shit in the streets, we might find an international school if we look hard enough
 
Hope it turns out well for him. 3 young kids and a 4th on the way, I’m not sure the family will be joining him out there unless there’s a good English school over there. Bayern must have a good shot at the CL now, though. Tuchel is a very good manager too, so they must have a great chance. Harry deserves some trophies after a glittering career of winning nothing.

feck me, it’s Munich man, incredible city, gateway to the Alps, Italy and the South of France. He’ll be looked after beyond belief, his kids will be in a very good international school, of which exist in every single city on the planet these days. He’ll have better much weather too.

All in all, I reckon he’ll love it.
 
even though we are a backwater village with no internet and very few fish&chips stands, and we shit in the streets, we might find an international school if we look hard enough

The legendary farmer hospitality. :drool:
 
feck me, it’s Munich man, incredible city, gateway to the Alps, Italy and the South of France. He’ll be looked after beyond belief, his kids will be in a very good international school, of which exist in every single city on the planet these days. He’ll have better much weather too.

All in all, I reckon he’ll love it.

Also, he won't have to play for Spurs anymore.
 
To people who wonder how Harry will struggle cause different language: Munich is a very international city. It is boring as feck, but yes, it has English schools and kindergartens and pretty much everyone speaks some English, probably slightly better than Harry.
 
To people who wonder how Harry will struggle cause different language: Munich is a very international city. It is boring as feck, but yes, it has English schools and kindergartens and pretty much everyone speaks some English, probably slightly better than Harry.

The last couple of times I was in Germany, everyone spoke perfect English and they wouldn't even let me practice my very bad German.
 
To people who wonder how Harry will struggle cause different language: Munich is a very international city. It is boring as feck, but yes, it has English schools and kindergartens and pretty much everyone speaks some English, probably slightly better than Harry.

Germany overall is very much focused around the German language. It’s not easy to live there and not speak a single word in the language.
 
feck me, it’s Munich man, incredible city, gateway to the Alps, Italy and the South of France. He’ll be looked after beyond belief, his kids will be in a very good international school, of which exist in every single city on the planet these days. He’ll have better much weather too.

All in all, I reckon he’ll love it.
Let’s be fair, having just done the inverse switch, London shits over Munich in almost every aspect. Munich is the impersonification of boredom, and all Germans do is go for long walks.

Dunno about the weather, it rains a lot albeit not as much as in London. But it also gets -5 and worse for a large part of winter.