Harry Kane | Bayern Munich player

Congratulations to Kane, I am genuinely happy for him. He's finally escapes Spurs and is playing for a club suited to his ability, plus he won't be criticised every week for the way he speaks by the illiterate British public.
 
Aye, the city with the World’s biggest beer festival has no idea of fun :lol:

I’m been to Munich a few times, and Berlin, and always had shit loads of fun, so maybe you should be looking at yourself if you haven’t rather than the Germans.

I’ve been living in Munich for quite some time, it’s a nice, clean and well organised city (minus the road/construction works; but you see these in many big cities). It has also a big city park („The English Garden“)

It’s not too far away from the Alpes, some nice lakes are also nearby such as Tegernsee, Starnberger See or Ammersee. At the end of the day it‘s personal preferences that play a major role, if you like a city or not. However, in terms of vacation, lifestyle etc., I‘d also prefer cities like Rome, Barcelona, Paris or London - especially Barcelona with its great beaches, tapas culture etc.

The southern mentality is just more chilled. But once again, these are just personal preferences ;-)

In terms of football, Bayern is a huge and well-run club.
 
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. However, in terms of vacation, lifestyle etc., I‘d also prefer cities like Rome, Barcelona, Paris or London - especially Barcelona with its great beaches, tapas culture etc

Ditto.

Doesn’t mean it’s not a lovely city to live in, which is the only point here.

I’d prefer to live in Sydney over all of the above mentioned, which isn’t a slight against any of them. Barcelona would actually be very low on my list, Valencia much better.
 
He reminds me of Matt Damon from Good Will Hunting, working away in his construction hat. Sure, you do what makes you happy, but you cannot argue two things - one, people would kill to have that kind of skill to fulfill their ambitions, and two - he has truly wasted his entire career with nothing to show for it.

He could have stayed at Spurs his entire career, but he is NOT a one club man.
He could have pulled his club through single handedly in clutch games, but he did NOT win anything with Spurs even at their best.
Similarly, he could have led England through to some memorable silverware, but again he has NOT won anything with England even with brilliant players around him.
He could have moved to any other PL club, but he will NOT be the PL's top scorer.
He could have taken the money route out, but he tied himseld down to a sub-par long term contract, and did NOT monetize his skills.
He will NOT be the reason Bayern win anything, even if they do their usual Bundesliga round up. Just a passenger.

He is essentially a nothing man who had a lot of potential and chose not to do anything with it, hated and abused by his own boyhood club's fans if Fighting Cock is anything to go by. Good to watch if you turn the TV on once in a while, and that's about it.

He could have joined City if he'd forced it, and won their first treble. He could have joined United under ETH or Chelsea under Poch if he wanted to, again, but chose the easiest route out with Bayern. He has essentially wasted away his prime years at the whim of an egotistical billionaire who player him like a fiddle. Levy did right by his own right - Kane let him. Good for him if it made him happy, but it'll be a user study on how NOT to spend your career.

Given all this, I think both Chelsea and United fans should be glad they did not spend a fortune on signing a player who has no mettle or ambition around him, even with the numbers. What a tragic disappointment of a career.

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Harry went with that other girl. He's so stupid. I never liked him anyway.
 
He already knew whatever he scored in league and create a record that cyborg haaland will smash it in next few years. :lol: . He decided to screw that record and try to win champions league with Bayern.Fair play to him. To be honest with him Bayern become one of the favourites to win cl if not already.
 
I wonder if he has gotten any sleep until now. I can't see him playing tonight, seems like pure lunacy.
A short cameo appearance might be possible if Bayern are winning but would seem completely unnecessary. Kane is the type of character that would want to play and get his first trophy though.
 
The hate for him here is hilarious. Such sad people on this forum
 
Munich is flipping brilliant, love it here. There are some things that grind my gears, but relates more to visa issues for my family since we aren't nationalized Germans yet.

The city is safe, clean, beautiful and on the doorstep of the Alpes and lakes. English isn't a major issue since there is a growing expat community here so more and more stores, restaurants and services speak a bit of English. I've been here 4 years and don't speak any German, my wife has basic German, and we get by fine (some issues here and there).
 
Intelligence in a footballer seems directly correlated to a move to United, from what I gather here. Incredible coincidence.
 
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Love seeing English players do well abroad -

Bellingham, Edwards, Sancho, Smalling, Tomori, Abraham first Roma season etc and hopefully now Kane.
 
This is a load of bollix when it comes to munich. The whole place speaks english. Been there about 11 or 12 times for munich games from ireland. never have had an issue. Berlin or others may be like that . Munich is not. Most germans speak english anyway. Wont be an issue

Living there or going there for games is very different. I’ve lived there. But you are entitled to your opinion.
 
What was the point of that video? Not even a pun in it.
Thomas Müller took care of that, of course. He welcomed Kane to the club hours before the official announcement with a bit about how healthy pekane nuts are.
 
Will be sad to see him leave the Premier League as he has become synonymous with the league since he burst on to the scene.

Levy has shafted him and given him no other choice, but to go to Germany. He must be an awful person to work for.

However he is going to Bayern who are a giant club and he will challenge for pretty much everything. I don't know why people here are so dismissive of them and saying the only way he could properly achieve something is to go to United?

United are looking better, but haven't exactly pulled up any trees recently. He could have moved there and not won anything till the end of his career. The only guarantee in the Prem at the moment is City who are miles ahead of everyone and that ship sailed for him.
 
As someone who loves watching him play this is a bit sad really. Would have been nice for the England captain to stay in the premier league
 
It's saying he's like Bond (I think).

I don't really see any of that iconic Bond stuff in the video. We also see him watching a movie (or directing it? I'm so confused!!), not acting in one.
 
Great signing for them. Helped of course by the fact they aren’t in the premier league. The one player I’d have loved to have had at United. feck Levy.
 
Weirdly, I'm strangely happy for him.

I've calmed down now we aren't signing him and he's left the club. On a wider perspective, it's great for him, hopefully he wins trophies and his ability, dedication and determination as a player gets rewarded. He's worked incredibly hard to become a top striker, be nice to see him lift trophies rather than squander his work under Levy and Spurs.

I think seeing him make a decision, rather than be passive is what I like. Good luck Harry.
 
100% agree. Wasted his whole career at spurs and in the premier league for absolutely nothing. With Ten hag being in charge he should have seen the light that we are now very capable of winning silverware going forward. He could have got both the trophies and the record which would have made him the goat striker in England plus a huge signing on fee next year on top of his massive salary. The dumbest top player I have ever seen.

I'm not sure he is. It's still going to take some time for any team to overhaul citeh. He hasn't got that much time left, and while there is less certainty over who might win the PL and other trophies, it's hard to pick a team (as a player). He knows Haaland is taking the shine off his goals, and probably will for 2/3/4 years or to the end of his career.

While it pain me to say it, I'm not sure Kane had any choice.