Back into hiding he goes.
Haha Newcastle
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Sad pathetic club.
Haha
Ha fecking ha
Get the cameras in their dressing room tonight
Big Andy probably thinking of some clever reply. Strange guy.
Haha 
Couldn't have happened to a lovelier set of fans. Gobshites who became billy big bollocks overnight. Have that you cnuts.
Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch.
Detestable club and fans.
feck off Shearer. feck off sportswashers. Really funny.
no dressing room selfie this week
Cup final hangover
Cup final hangover
Below United.
Just a wee club in the North East.
We're an absolute shitshow and this joke of a club is still below us
Celebrating a 4-1 defeat.
Haha
Big club my arse
Big club my arse
Time for Milan to dump them out of a competition they have no right to be in.
I love how we are playing horrible and taking a ton of criticism (and rightfully so) but we are ahead of Newcastle in the standings despite them being media darlings who are "playing great"
https://understat.com/league/EPL/2023
Fourth in expected points, it's a club on the up. Would be way more concerned if we were outplayed in almost every match and had a negative goal difference while in the top 4 hunt.
Fourth in expected points, it's a club on the up. Would be way more concerned if we were outplayed in almost every match and had a negative goal difference while in the top 4 hunt.
They've taken a proper hidings last couple of games.
The panel spend about 20 mins before every game they have talking about their injuries, not a word about ours for the whole season.
If only they start handing out trophies for that, as opposed to, ý’know, the actual league table.
It’s December and you’ve won 1 away league game, all well and good thumping Villa at home of Sheffield for 8, but if that holds up then your actual tally will be in the 60s.
What's expected points?
Alternative table, basically the more you have xG and the less xGA then you will have more xPts, but, as Chelsea is 6th in that table and 12th in the actual table, it shows that their formula is flawed as they can’t take into account intangibles like a team who create loads of chances but can’t score for shit, or concedes very few chances but have a calamitous keeper who throws the ball into his own net on the regular etc… The model just assume that overtime the actual result and the performance in that table will align, and it’s generally true, but there are always a few outliers every season.
And yet 7th in actual points having lost your last two games by an aggregate score of 7 goals to 1.
Feels like I can't win here, tough crowd.
Keep taking the piss, you know the truth deep inside even if EtH sometimes gets results with ugly football, was the same last season.
Keep taking the piss, you know the truth deep inside even if EtH sometimes gets results with ugly football, was the same last season.
We used to be happy if we got 40, can't complain about 60s two seasons after the takeover.
Your keepers out for months and you're gonna drop like a stone. No doubt after meeting Putin the other day your bosses will secure a few extra quid to fling at David de Gea and you'll be back on this board with the rest trying to one up Manchester United fans on their own board, but for now I'm vaguely amused that we are still ahead of your lot.
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‘He was making faces’. What is this? Primary school?
‘He was making faces’. What is this? Primary school?
Talks about being grown men yet he’s bitching because spurs goalkeeper was making faces.
Why are the Newcastle fans on here insecure weirdos.
Feels like I can't win here, tough crowd.
Keep taking the piss, you know the truth deep inside even if EtH sometimes gets results with ugly football, was the same last season.
We're ahead of you now, despite being utter garbage, and finished ahead of you and beat you in a cup final last season.
Those expected points though