The UK will never win this 
Not only are our entries always shit, but the rest of Europe hates us
Not only are our entries always shit, but the rest of Europe hates us Grand Prix, Eurovision, or whatever
- Thread starter Laphroaig
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I just bet my wife £10 that bosnia would give serbia 12 points....and she agreed 
*cough*
I'd like to officially announce my hatred for this ridiculous concept.
Btw, Mockney.. Are the songs from over the bar on youtube?
The UK will never win this
The Germans are getting votes, times a healer.
Ooooo and once again the Germans over run Denmark.
Yeh but it's been sixty years since the Germans pissed Europe off; we do it on a yearly basis.
Norton's actually being wonderfully sarcastic
Feckin' hell, if the Polish didn't give us any points then we're royally fecked.
Why is anyone voting for us?...We were appalling...I'd vote for wholesale state sponsored book burning before I voted for that tosh
More to the point, why are we watching?
Cyprus of course.
Oh hello Iceland.
Because it's funny.
Shit, we're in the friend zone with the Icelandic bird.
you buggered yourself there
This bird's got some shoulders on her
This bird's got some shoulders on her
True, and secretly we love to moan about nobody giving us any points even though our song was utter shit.
Come on Belgium. Late surge now.
If Germany win then I win £40 minus the £10 I have on Denmark, so better them than Turkey.
She was stunning.
How many countries have done political voting on their neighbours than the best songs? Almost all of them.
C'mon Belarus and Ireland
In fairness we ought to give Ireland some points so they should move ahead of us.
In fairness we ought to give Ireland some points so they should move ahead of us.
The German bird is quite annoying. Good thing the voting has finished.
What is it like to be Monga's? She cant say that.
she hearts you though Top....she "hearts" you
Vidic giving the points for slovakia
Irelands island status isnt helping here
Hello Ukraine.
UKRAINE host, oh lawdy lawd.
Even Malta can't bring themselves to give us points
Not much value in Germany any more...
Norway have Fernando Torres giving their results for some reason.
12 points for greece?
The germans in my hotel in turkey are taking this seriously. They are jumping up and down screaming when they get 12 points. How embarrasing.
Jesus Christ that Cypriot girl was beyond stunning.
Aarrrgh the Lizard people are here!...David Icke was right!!
She was amazing.
Some of those hosts are incredibly awkward.
Germany wins it......massive lead.
Norton's doing well I think...he's ripping the piss royally. Terry would be proud
Who voted for us?