who is this tool?
Grand Prix, Eurovision, or whatever
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last, GET IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well done Lena :kiss:
It's just.... hi.... oh shut up
never have we deserved it more...I'm so proud
That trophy looks like an elaborate butt plug.
When was the last time we didn't finish in the last 3?
I am pretty sure Pete Waterman will go to bed tonight pissed off, and thats good enough for me.
Got to admit, hate the jingoism but who'd have thought we'd see a time when the UK comes last and Germany gets voted the most popular by Europeans. I am very proud as well.
Aww, she's so sweet. She also wanted to ride that Norwegian guy, I think he was the last winner. "No, no give me a PROPER kiss!" 
Even Germany is more popular than the UK. This is a dark moment.
She can't actually sing
Is she trying to do a Dick van Dyke cockney accent on purpose?
True...but our song was so awful we can't complain. I'd quite like them to shoot the person who finishes last as a warning to others not to make shit songs and put them in the public domain
True...but our song was so awful we can't complain. I'd quite like them to shoot the person who finishes last as a warning to others not to make shit songs and put them in the public domain
Sounds like a German Lily Allen or Kate Nash
Bonus info: The German song is written by a Dane apparently.
Victory!
Victory!
'Love my anus straight and true'
Did she really just say that?
Did she really just say that?
Her voice is awful,the feck?
At last the Armenian bird had massive tits.
At last the Armenian bird had massive tits.
Sounds like someone doing a shit impersonation of Lily or Kate.
She sounds like she's trying to sound like Kate Nash. It's very disconcerting.
She isn´t the best singer in the world but she has that "WOW".
There is a lesson then, send Lily Allen and Kate Nash to do a duet next year, we will come 2nd to last.
Word of Warcraft?
I thought the same thing, very strange. We were pretty shit, but not as bad as some of the others. Quite liked the Belgian song though.
Oh and the Armenian cleavage was tremendous, even if she was randomly singing about her love of Apricots.
Winning song was utter shit. Piss poor attempt at being "kooky."
The German lass when she's not trying to look like a goth Kate Nash:
i'd shag the german lass feckin right but that Armenian bird. jesus...
also props to the russian tv presenter.
also props to the russian tv presenter.
Well done to Josh. We came higher than I thought we should.
LENA !!!
Incredible win after 28 years!
I love this girl
What's this from?....it looks incredibly awkward.
I still would though..like an angry steed
Some "leaked" private video supposedly.
In 20 years you will all regret this.