Irelands big hope now lets see if some dirty french man rips them off this time. The international stage beckons Eire.
Grand Prix, Eurovision, or whatever
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Big arse vocal ballad, panpipes going. The Irish are going for it this year.
Could be another nil point again or near as damn it.
Standing ovation for the Irish...
The german girl (Lena) is brilliant.
Start number 22 I think.
Start number 22 I think.
The greeks must have a different definition of music.
If not for the politial voting the Greeks would be in the relegation places with the UK.
I take offense at that.
My plan is to write a stupidly shite song with the chorus consisting of the same word about 12 times.
I'll then make a very catchy and repetitive beat for the backing.
Autotune it to hell.
???
Success.
As much as I want Ireland to do well, there is no stopping Greece!!!
I turn Eurovision on for 15 seconds, and I already want to kill myself.
After I kill the guy on stage.
After I kill the guy on stage.
Wow that was bad. I think I've seen better Karaoke efforts.
nil poi
that didn't sound good to me
Georgia up, this should be good.
REAL feckING GOOD.
REAL feckING GOOD.
To tell you the truth, Eurovision hasn't been any good since NRK (the Norwegian state channel) stacked the commentator. He was the only part worth watching, really. Oh, his comments weren't always very classy, shall we say, but they were hilarious all the same.
Come back, Jostein!
Come back, Jostein!
She could have done without that lot in white suits there.
This Turkish shit is weird.
...Oh Eurovision. My Goddaughter insisted on watching this and I'm sort of glad she did...It's hilarious (i'm sure it's going to grate soon though)...our entry was possibly the worst song I've ever heard, and the poof singing it couldn't even hit the notes at the end...it was worse than Terry Venables' Sun advert..... I hope it gets nil pointsthat robot deserves a point, maybe two. the rest of the band, nothing.
I quite like this turk 
So thats the Stig!
I liked Turkey
Gimps.
So thats where Gary glitter ended up.
Albania are streets ahead of anything else I've seen so far (I'm fairly sure thats the only time I'll ever say that in my entire life).....This is actually a song. It's a shit song, but it's a much better shit song than the other insipid shit songs so far..Ours doesn't even qualify as music let alone a song and the bloke singing clearly wasn't a real person
Did you hear Belgiums? Bizarrely uneurovision.
The lady in red sure as hell aint fecking dancing with me tonight.
Is she wearing drapes or a giant lampshade?
No. Did it somehow involve beer, Jean Claude Van Damme, Poirot and TinTin?
I still don't know how we failed to win it with this:
We set the stage for Lordi to win it the following year, though. Shame we went and fecking ruined it last year, with that gimp and his broken English.
We set the stage for Lordi to win it the following year, though. Shame we went and fecking ruined it last year, with that gimp and his broken English.
No, it was strangely ok. Worryingly so.
Ukraine.....yes please
yesss, ukraine never disappoints
Muted Eurovision has been pretty good this year.
Remember speilbergs war of the worlds and that stuff the aliens were harvesting?
Didn't think that effort was too bad by the Ukrainians.
ar feck. The French. They never fail to be cringe.
He better not use his hand....