Man City massive or Ben Dover massive?
Grand Prix, Eurovision, or whatever
- Thread starter Laphroaig
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Man City massive or Ben Dover massive?
OK, clear this up noggies...why do you hate Russia?...what's all that about then
Who voted for us?
Ireland gave us five, and then some random country I can't remember gave us two.
This is bascially porn isnt it, not like we're all watching it for the music!
Who's doing out results? We should send up somewhere really hideous for a laugh.
Scott Mills!
Very camp our coverage isnt it.
You know what her name is? This is going to go down well on the caf... Anne Rimmen!
Do we hate Russia?
Wow we have no music taste in the uk either.
It is slightly worrying that real people choose to spend money voting on this garbage.
Brad!
The audience are booing Russia whenever they get points...
The dutch have their priorities straight....oddly, we voted for the gay greeks...says a lot about who watches this...erm...
Israel points for germany?
Israel looks like a jewish Dale Winton.
No surprise the Israelis don't vote for Germany
Israel no points for Germany, hehehe
Well that's clearly a man
Nope.
Why the feck did my Grandad leave Ukraine for here?!
This woman sounds like what a text does when you send it to a landline.
She's covering the adams apple with that dress.
Who voted for us?
I think it was Belarus. If not, it was some small country that i dont have a clue where it is on a map.
Norton's actually on form
OH LORD MOLDOVA!
The sincerity of these people when they say its been amazing
feck you Georgia!
God some of those hosts are embarrassing. It's like they expect a price each time they manage to utter a single sentence.
Were LAst
Yes double figures for us.
hahaha...
Crap it's all over, ze Germans are winning.
people are actually watching this on a town center big screen?....feck me!
The last time Europe saw that many German flags it didn't go well.
How old is the German bird? She'd get it.
Brilliant
Maybe that'll encourage us not to send utter shite next time I was actually praying for Belarus to get points there.
Maybe that'll encourage us not to send utter shite next time
I was actually praying for Belarus to get points there.Oh no, now we have to listen to the German lass speak again.
Send all available troops to Berlin