Graeme Sourness | Retires from “punditry”

Rubbished Henderson yesterday for saying Liverpool didn't win because of the officials. Thought that was spot on.
 
Why's he talking about us yet? Focus on City and the greatest team in the history of ever.
 
He's a reverse terminator, sent from the past to save the present.
 
Why's he talking about us yet? Focus on City and the greatest team in the history of ever.
Wonder how he feels about how City are seen when he played in a Liverpool side that dominated our league and Europe. City have won one league title and the Mickey Mouse Cup and are the greatest thing since sliced bread.

Also why doesn't he say something about how Bellerin is turned out sometimes with his fake cockney dialect?
 
Wonder how he feels about how City are seen when he played in a Liverpool side that dominated our league and Europe. City have won one league title and the Mickey Mouse Cup and are the greatest thing since sliced bread.

Also why doesn't he say something about how Bellerin is turned out sometimes with his fake cockney dialect?
It means we aren't winning it, so he probably enjoys City
 
I get where Souness I coming from tbf. See, the thing about Pogba is, he’s not a proper old school midfielder. And by “proper” and “old school” I mean some vaguely defined imaginary Brexitish idea of a player, from somewhere between the late 50s and late 80s, who I kind of only sort of remember, and who was far less disciplined, far less talented, far less fit, and probably had a debilitating alcohol problem of some sort he was too shy or toxically emasculated to deal with, and which probably derailed his career in later years. But the important thing is he was a proper man, with a sensible haircut, or at least era appropriate mullet, and I kind of remember him kicking a few people in some game a while back when we were shit. And anyway, what was I talking about? Oh yeah, Dr Who’s a woman now!? It’s political correctness gone mad.

Phenomenal post.
 
I'll forgive Souness today, since his best mates Ray Wilkins and Dale Winton died recently. Been a hard month for him, so he gets a pass from me.
 
I'll forgive Souness today, since his best mates Ray Wilkins and Dale Winton died recently. Been a hard month for him, so he gets a pass from me.

That’s mighty kind, but what about all the other months he’s been an absolute cnut? He can feck off. He’s exasperating. Some people try to make a living being the harshest critic and having the controversial opinion but he is a bore to listen to.

Great, another old white dude reducing a player of Pogba’s skills to a strong and athletic player. Is he explosive also? I’ve never heard that before about black players!
 
I think he’s playing a character now. Sky are aware of the reaction the bile he spits gets so they encourage it.
 
I think he’s playing a character now. Sky are aware of the reaction the bile he spits gets so they encourage it.

This. Like with the guys on Arsenal Fan TV etc. people know what makes them 'relevant'/keep the money coming.

I do believe he gets annoyed about the things he says but over does it
 
He really removes whatever enjoyment I had of the sky analysis, pretty much every time
 
He’s raging :lol:

I almost expect him to say ‘they’re fecking wank’ and just walk out.
 
genuinely looked about to cry then talking about Xhaka's mistake that led to Pogba scoring
 
Liverpool drop points, Celtic destory Rangers to win the league and a Pogba goal.

His piss is well and truly boiled.
 
I find him mildly entertaining.
 
Swear to God. Proper best friends. No idea how they met, but they were always on nights out together with Souness' wife.

Dale Winton’s mock marriage with Nell McAndrew. Souness was chosen to play his best man and Souness and his Wife hit it off with Winton.
 
Dale Winton’s mock marriage with Nell McAndrew. Souness was chosen to play his best man and Souness and his Wife hit it off with Winton.
That's the no tashe years, though. Souness and Winton were pals long before that. Souness was chosen as best man on the back of it being that he was really friends with him.
 
How was he after the goal? I've this image in my head of him slamming his pen off the table and storming out the door :lol:
 

:lol:Tbf, he was saying we're effective and above Liverpool and Spurs, who everyone wanks over. Effective, but a difficult watch at times is what most of us are saying.
 
Pogba must have taken a shit through his letterbox or something.
 
How was he after the goal? I've this image in my head of him slamming his pen off the table and storming out the door :lol:
He eviscerated Xhaka for the defensive midfield shitshow that led to Pogba’s goal. Fair enough.
 
The whole punditry around today's game was a disgrace. Both Redknapp and Souness were at piss taking levels - Redknapp trying to stir up shit with both Mata and Rashford claiming they should be unhappy if they're not. Both talking about Pogba before the game as if he's not only flopped but flopped to Schneiderlin levels. Just disgraceful, blatant bias. F*ck them.
 
It's not even biased punditry, the man doesn't look like he wants to be there or talk about the game. It's really putting me off sky, it's not even an agenda. He genuinely looks depressed when United win. I wish they get someone a bit younger with some enthusiasm about the game. This bellend only gets up for it when he's chatting about the European nights at anfield.
 
Apparently he walked out yesterday because he was told to hurry up and speak before a commercial.

He then returned at the end of the broadcast to apologise.
 
Apparently he walked out yesterday because he was told to hurry up and speak before a commercial.

He then returned at the end of the broadcast to apologise.

Hope he gets sacked. Useless prick.