Gary Neville

It's a media company bringing one of their employees called Gary into a position from which this Gary than proceeds to claim some street reputation for his employer.

All you need is a camera, some camera-affinity and a devil scoring a goal your Gary can 'yell his tits off' to. It's simple.

What could be his employers interest in bringing Garies to the forefront?

This Gary a useful tool.

What the feck are you talking about
 
What an absolute tool this guy has become, just keep him off United games. His snivelling attempts to seem unbiased are just making his commentary nonsense
 
I can't work out why he turns into a total moron when we play and his eyes are seeing something different to the cameras.

He still saying it's soft, zero attempt on ball went right thru back of him
 
He’s fine most of the time but then comes out with some truly bizarre takes.
 
he is definitely worried as coming across pro Utd, really caters to every fan other than Utd’s.
 
I can't work out why he turns into a total moron when we play and his eyes are seeing something different to the cameras.

He still saying it's soft, zero attempt on ball went right thru back of him


Every single angle including real time, just shows a blatant foul seen countless times per game.
 
Yeah needs to stop being so unbiased that he’s actually biased against United.
Say what you see Gary
 
Since his meltdown over the disallowed goal he's decided that Antonys booking history is down to 'petulance', presumably not the fiery spirit he credits Jesus with.

He's also decreed that Jesus, who's playing well and a real nuisance, but has no shots on target and no goals or assists is giving Varane and Martinez a nightmare.

He just gets embarrassingly carried away then also tries to make sure he doesn't seem pro United
 
Since his meltdown over the disallowed goal he's decided that Antonys booking history is down to 'petulance', presumably not the fiery spirit he credits Jesus with.

He's also decreed that Jesus, who's playing well and a real nuisance, but has no shots on target and no goals or assists is giving Varane and Martinez a nightmare.

He just gets embarrassingly carried away then also tries to make sure he doesn't seem pro United


Jesus been brilliant apparently for pushing into players
 
Every other sentence is heaping praise on Arsenal, bizarre. We get it Gary, they can pass it side to side very nicely.
 
Every other sentence is heaping praise on Arsenal, bizarre. We get it Gary, they can pass it side to side very nicely.


I love Neville but he ridiculous when we play.


Think saka went down and he was screaming they want a penalty like he seen it was one, and was actually a corner they wanted
 
He's on his way to get Gabriel Jesus' face tattooed across his arse. Never heard such hyperbolic praise for a striker who didn't get a shot on target. He was a nuisance the same way Chris Wood has been a nuisance in recent years.
 
He's on his way to get Gabriel Jesus' face tattooed across his arse. Never heard such hyperbolic praise for a striker who didn't get a shot on target. He was a nuisance the same way Chris Wood has been a nuisance in recent years.

Varane legit couldn't deal with him though and he physically handled both our CMs, which is something, considering his size.
 
Varane legit couldn't deal with him though and he physically handled both our CMs, which is something, considering his size.

Yeah like I said he was physical and did well in those battles. But dealing with him in what sense? Not letting him get in behind, not letting him run at you, not letting him get a shot on target. The narrative during that game was hysterical and its bleeding on here too. Watched dispassionately tomorrow, it was just another decent centre forward performance.
 
Yeah like I said he was physical and did well in those battles. But dealing with him in what sense? Not letting him get in behind, not letting him run at you, not letting him get a shot on target. The narrative during that game was hysterical and its bleeding on here too. Watched dispassionately tomorrow, it was just another decent centre forward performance.

He had to foul him more than once to stop him, which is as much of a compliment as a forward can get from a champions league and world cup winning defender.
 
Seems like he's got a thing for Gabriel Jesus, the way he was cooming himself every time GJ fell down.
 
For all the times him and Tyler went "ooooooooooooohhh" at nearly every challenge on Arsenal, I'm surprised they didn't really talk about Saka clattering Malacia at the 87th minute. Pretty nasty, cynical challenge.
 
He's a twisted cnut. Wish Keano would smack him one.
 
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Varane legit couldn't deal with him though and he physically handled both our CMs, which is something, considering his size.
He had to foul him more than once to stop him, which is as much of a compliment as a forward can get from a champions league and world cup winning defender.
The funny thing is the tussel they had in the first half where Jesus won a free kick, Varane won the ball and Jesus threw himself to the ground and the ref bought it despite there being no foul.

Afterwards Neville declared Jesus as a god without actually watching the replay of Jesus throwing himself to the ground to con the ref.
 
Neville is a twat. He decided Eriksen wasn't fouled before he'd seen it again and didn't want to change his mind despite multiple slow mo replays showing he had his ankle clipped, a knee to his thigh and a shove in the back all while the Arsenal player got nowhere near the ball.
 
For all the times him and Tyler went "ooooooooooooohhh" at nearly every challenge on Arsenal, I'm surprised they didn't really talk about Saka clattering Malacia at the 87th minute. Pretty nasty, cynical challenge.

And the one on Bruno in first half. Both worse fouls than anything United did
 
It's like he doesn't want to see us get good again, as though it's going to taint his own legacy as part of the last winning team. He speaks utter nonsense to put us down time and time again.
 
It's like he doesn't want to see us get good again, as though it's going to taint his own legacy as part of the last winning team. He speaks utter nonsense to put us down time and time again.
Neville just likes to worry and talk down United even though they won because arsenal did play well. It’s part of being a perfectionist, you never truly appreciate winning ugly or getting lucky because you’re too busy focusing on the things that didn’t go right.
 
He shouldn't commentate on our games. He doesn't know how to be objective when it comes to us.

If he was commentating when Fergie was still in charge, he'd be on the blacklist.
 
Yeah needs to stop being so unbiased that he’s actually biased against United.
Say what you see Gary
Yep, that's exactly what it is with him. He tries so hard not to be biased towards us that his commentary work becomes biased against us. Which is ridiculous as I don't remember any other commentators doing that when their team plays. It's to be expected - if you can't be perfectly unbiased then be slightly biased towards your old team. Just like all the ex Liverpool commentators are.

What's worse is that his word is then jumped on by all the media and opposition fans taking it as gospel, because 'obviously if even Neville is saying something against Utd then it's got to be true.' The Eriksen foul is such an obvious case. Blatant foul with both a shoulder barge and a knee to the side of the leg, but Neville created the narrative that it was very soft and so now that's all we're going to hear of.
 
It’s obvious what his issue is. He’s a massive, completely biased United fan. Which means that he badly over-compensates when he’s covering our games in an effort to be impartial.

The Jesus love-in was excruciating though. I agree with that.
I agree, he tries to overcompensate too much that he speaks non-sense a lot of times to prove his point. but disagree with that people think he wants us to do bad to save his own legacy, which is BS. He's a massive United fan and wants us to do well for sure. Just has a really high standards for a top team and how it plays. Looks like a pattern for all ex-United player who do commenting like Keano, Scholes.

On the other hand you have someone like Rio who's as good fan but is over positive. I don't like the negativity but really hate low standards, because the way to top is very long for us and accepting mediocrity and not putting any pressure on the performances is really not the way to get there.
 
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He was on the Guardian's Football Weekly podcast yesterday promoting his new book. Was asked plenty about FFP, Saudi/Qatar ownership, American owners etc.

Have to say, I did not like how he answered being asked about David Beckham's Qatar deal.

Worth a listen.
 
He was on the Guardian's Football Weekly podcast yesterday promoting his new book. Was asked plenty about FFP, Saudi/Qatar ownership, American owners etc.

Have to say, I did not like how he answered being asked about David Beckham's Qatar deal.

Worth a listen.
Again and again he's been defending his mates and clutching at straws in order to avoid difficult questions. I wouldn't even mind it as it's quite natural and humane to prioritise friendships and money over being objective, but then again if you're a hypocritical feck you probably shouldn't try to present yourself as the champion of the working class, defender of the high standards and pretend you're in a position to be asked about "fixing football".
 
Literally cannot stand Neville commentating on United games.

I love his punditry, and love his interviews, Overlap etc. But get him off commentating United games. His attempts to hide his United bias by going far too far the other way, are just flat out annoying and ruin the game for me.