Gareth Bale

[Cling Bak]

26-08-2007 English Premier Man Utd 1-0 Tottenham
01-09-2007 English Premier Fulham 3-3 Tottenham
15-09-2007 English Premier Tottenham 1-3 Arsenal
01-10-2007 English Premier Tottenham 4-4 Aston Villa
07-10-2007 English Premier Liverpool 2-2 Tottenham
22-10-2007 English Premier Newcastle 3-1 Tottenham
25-11-2007 English Premier West Ham 1-1 Tottenham
02-12-2007 English Premier Tottenham 2-3 Birmingham
16-08-2008 English Premier Middlesbro 2-1 Tottenham
23-08-2008 English Premier Tottenham 1-2 Sunderland
31-08-2008 English Premier Chelsea 1-1 Tottenham
15-09-2008 English Premier Tottenham 1-2 Aston Villa
21-09-2008 English Premier Tottenham 0-0 Wigan
28/09/2008 English Premier Portsmouth 2-0 Tottenham
05/10/2008 English Premier Tottenham 0-1 Hull
19/10/2008 English Premier Stoke 2-1 Tottenham
26/10/2008 English Premier Tottenham 2-0 Bolton (WON, but not in squad)
29/10/2008 English Premier Arsenal 4-4 Tottenham
01/11/2008 English Premier Tottenham 2-1 Liverpool (WON, but unused sub)
09/11/2008 English Premier Manchester City 1-2 Tottenham (WON, but not in squad)
15/11/2008 English Premier Fulham 2-1 Tottenham
23/11/2008 English Premier Tottenham 1-0 Blackburn (WON, but unused sub)
30/11/2008 English Premier Tottenham 0-1 Everton
08/12/2008 English Premier West Ham 0-2 Tottenham (WON, but unused sub)
13/12/2008 English Premier Tottenham 0-0 Manchester United
21/12/2008 English Premier Newcastle 2-1 Tottenham
26/12/2008 English Premier Tottenham 0-0 Fulham
28/12/2008 English Premier WBA 2-0 Tottenham
11/01/2009 English Premier Wigan 1-0 Tottenham
18/01/2009 English Premier Tottenham 1-1 Portsmouth

And on it goes...

How can this be true?

According to sources, it was 21 games played without a win before tonight.

Even without the games where he was unused, above shows 25. Or 30 including games where he was in the squad (which shouldn't be included anyway).

 

[Solius]

On suggestion from Anderson Searl, here is my drawing of the winless sod.

 

[Leg-End]

Maybe for every time he doesnt win the head can get bigger, if he does win it can get smaller then we can scale his shitness at the end of the season based on his head size. I call it the Baleheadsizeometer.

 

[Dominant]

How can this be true?

According to sources, it was 21 games played without a win before tonight.

Even without the games where he was unused, above shows 25. Or 30 including games where he was in the squad (which shouldn't be included anyway).

Check your sources?

 

[Dominant]

26-08-2007 English Premier Man Utd 1-0 Tottenham (Started the game)
01-09-2007 English Premier Fulham 3-3 Tottenham (Started the game)
15-09-2007 English Premier Tottenham 1-3 Arsenal (Started the game)
01-10-2007 English Premier Tottenham 4-4 Aston Villa (Started the game)
07-10-2007 English Premier Liverpool 2-2 Tottenham (Started the game)
22-10-2007 English Premier Newcastle 3-1 Tottenham (Started the game)
25-11-2007 English Premier West Ham 1-1 Tottenham (Started the game)
02-12-2007 English Premier Tottenham 2-3 Birmingham (Started the game)
16-08-2008 English Premier Middlesbro 2-1 Tottenham (Came on as a sub)
23-08-2008 English Premier Tottenham 1-2 Sunderland (Started the game)
31-08-2008 English Premier Chelsea 1-1 Tottenham (Started the game)
15-09-2008 English Premier Tottenham 1-2 Aston Villa (Started the game)
21-09-2008 English Premier Tottenham 0-0 Wigan (Started the game)
28/09/2008 English Premier Portsmouth 2-0 Tottenham (Not in squad)
05/10/2008 English Premier Tottenham 0-1 Hull (Started the game)
19/10/2008 English Premier Stoke 2-1 Tottenham (Started the game)
26/10/2008 English Premier Tottenham 2-0 Bolton (WON, but not in squad)
29/10/2008 English Premier Arsenal 4-4 Tottenham (Started the game)
01/11/2008 English Premier Tottenham 2-1 Liverpool (WON, but unused sub)
09/11/2008 English Premier Manchester City 1-2 Tottenham (WON, but not in squad)
15/11/2008 English Premier Fulham 2-1 Tottenham (Started the game)
23/11/2008 English Premier Tottenham 1-0 Blackburn (WON, but unused sub)
30/11/2008 English Premier Tottenham 0-1 Everton (Came on as a sub)
08/12/2008 English Premier West Ham 0-2 Tottenham (WON, but unused sub)
13/12/2008 English Premier Tottenham 0-0 Manchester United (Did not played)
21/12/2008 English Premier Newcastle 2-1 Tottenham (Did not played)
26/12/2008 English Premier Tottenham 0-0 Fulham (Did not played)
28/12/2008 English Premier WBA 2-0 Tottenham (Came on as a sub)
11/01/2009 English Premier Wigan 1-0 Tottenham (Started the game)
18/01/2009 English Premier Tottenham 1-1 Portsmouth (Started the game)
27/01/2009 English Premier Tottenham 3-1 Stoke (Did not played)

21 games played without a win. Yours sources are right, Cling.

 

[Smash-E]

On suggestion from Anderson Searl, here is my drawing of the winless sod.

nice work!

You should draw Manucho!

 

[Cling Bak]

26-08-2007 English Premier Man Utd 1-0 Tottenham (Started the game)
01-09-2007 English Premier Fulham 3-3 Tottenham (Started the game)
15-09-2007 English Premier Tottenham 1-3 Arsenal (Started the game)
01-10-2007 English Premier Tottenham 4-4 Aston Villa (Started the game)
07-10-2007 English Premier Liverpool 2-2 Tottenham (Started the game)
22-10-2007 English Premier Newcastle 3-1 Tottenham (Started the game)
25-11-2007 English Premier West Ham 1-1 Tottenham (Started the game)
02-12-2007 English Premier Tottenham 2-3 Birmingham (Started the game)
16-08-2008 English Premier Middlesbro 2-1 Tottenham (Came on as a sub)
23-08-2008 English Premier Tottenham 1-2 Sunderland (Started the game)
31-08-2008 English Premier Chelsea 1-1 Tottenham (Started the game)
15-09-2008 English Premier Tottenham 1-2 Aston Villa (Started the game)
21-09-2008 English Premier Tottenham 0-0 Wigan (Started the game)
28/09/2008 English Premier Portsmouth 2-0 Tottenham (Not in squad)
05/10/2008 English Premier Tottenham 0-1 Hull (Started the game)
19/10/2008 English Premier Stoke 2-1 Tottenham (Started the game)
26/10/2008 English Premier Tottenham 2-0 Bolton (WON, but not in squad)
29/10/2008 English Premier Arsenal 4-4 Tottenham (Started the game)
01/11/2008 English Premier Tottenham 2-1 Liverpool (WON, but unused sub)
09/11/2008 English Premier Manchester City 1-2 Tottenham (WON, but not in squad)
15/11/2008 English Premier Fulham 2-1 Tottenham (Started the game)
23/11/2008 English Premier Tottenham 1-0 Blackburn (WON, but unused sub)
30/11/2008 English Premier Tottenham 0-1 Everton (Came on as a sub)
08/12/2008 English Premier West Ham 0-2 Tottenham (WON, but unused sub)
13/12/2008 English Premier Tottenham 0-0 Manchester United (Did not played)
21/12/2008 English Premier Newcastle 2-1 Tottenham (Did not played)
26/12/2008 English Premier Tottenham 0-0 Fulham (Did not played)
28/12/2008 English Premier WBA 2-0 Tottenham (Came on as a sub)
11/01/2009 English Premier Wigan 1-0 Tottenham (Started the game)
18/01/2009 English Premier Tottenham 1-1 Portsmouth (Started the game)
27/01/2009 English Premier Tottenham 3-1 Stoke (Did not played)

21 games played without a win. Yours sources are right, Cling.

Much better.

Now for Bolton this weekend...

 

[Anderson Searl]

Much better.

Now for Bolton this weekend...

Should have picked them in survival.

 

[::sonny::]

Gareth Fail

 

[Anderson Searl]

fecked off Spurs in the UEFA Cup too

 

[Jacob]

So this is still on? Hasn't he won a single PL game yet?

 

[Xander45]

Jesus he's such a joke that lad

 

[Cling Bak]

It's still 21 games. He hasn't featured in the league since January.

26-08-2007 English Premier Man Utd 1-0 Tottenham (Started the game)
01-09-2007 English Premier Fulham 3-3 Tottenham (Started the game)
15-09-2007 English Premier Tottenham 1-3 Arsenal (Started the game)
01-10-2007 English Premier Tottenham 4-4 Aston Villa (Started the game)
07-10-2007 English Premier Liverpool 2-2 Tottenham (Started the game)
22-10-2007 English Premier Newcastle 3-1 Tottenham (Started the game)
25-11-2007 English Premier West Ham 1-1 Tottenham (Started the game)
02-12-2007 English Premier Tottenham 2-3 Birmingham (Started the game)
16-08-2008 English Premier Middlesbro 2-1 Tottenham (Came on as a sub)
23-08-2008 English Premier Tottenham 1-2 Sunderland (Started the game)
31-08-2008 English Premier Chelsea 1-1 Tottenham (Started the game)
15-09-2008 English Premier Tottenham 1-2 Aston Villa (Started the game)
21-09-2008 English Premier Tottenham 0-0 Wigan (Started the game)
05/10/2008 English Premier Tottenham 0-1 Hull (Started the game)
19/10/2008 English Premier Stoke 2-1 Tottenham (Started the game)
29/10/2008 English Premier Arsenal 4-4 Tottenham (Started the game)
15/11/2008 English Premier Fulham 2-1 Tottenham (Started the game)
30/11/2008 English Premier Tottenham 0-1 Everton (Came on as a sub)
28/12/2008 English Premier WBA 2-0 Tottenham (Came on as a sub)
11/01/2009 English Premier Wigan 1-0 Tottenham (Started the game)
18/01/2009 English Premier Tottenham 1-1 Portsmouth (Started the game)

 

[kouroux]

Now he'll score the winner

 

[davisjw]

Now he'll score the winner

Own goal

 

[Anderson Searl]

Own goal

 

[Plan M]

It's not Bale's fault that the other 10 players dont play well enough when he's started.

He is a quality player and I just PRAY this thread doesn't bite us back on Sunday.

 

[Gazza]

It's not Bale's fault that the other 10 players dont play well enough when he's started.

He is a quality player and I just PRAY this thread doesn't bite us back on Sunday.

This record concerns league games only. And it is a bizarre record, so that's why people are talking about it.

 

[gulli_G]

if we had bought him we would be in the relegation zone ala Spurs

 

[BlahRules]

if we had bought him we would be in the relegation zone ala Spurs

If we did bought him, we bow down to Evra

 

[Alex]

He would probably be a decent LW option here, whos to say how he would do though, as for United being in the relegation zone, hahahha

 

[x42bn6]

It's still 21 games. He hasn't featured in the league since January.

Can't fool Harry Redknapp, I guess.

 

[anver]

I recall some of our female posters calling him very very sexy when we were in contention to buy him two years ago.

TBF he could have developed into a useful left winger if he had been at United, because of superior training and facilities here.

 

[Alex]

As I said

 

[GlastonSpur]

.... TBF he could have developed into a useful left winger if ...

Could have developed? He's still only 19 FFS.

 

[anver]

And he's been with you for the past two years. WTF have you done to improve his game?

 

[Chris H]

And would it kill your club to do something about the poor boy's hair? It is quite bad.

 

[muller]

His face looks like it is made of rubber.

And its slowly melting.

 

[RonalBecks]

01/27/2009 English Premier Tottenham 3-1 Stoke City (WON, but unused sub)
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04/11/2009 English Premier Tottenham 1-0 West Ham (WON, but unused sub)

Incredible stuff...

 

[Solius]

The record can't still be going?

 

[relx]

It is

 

[girish]

Gareth Fail

 

[Epic]

I think Harry realised this a while ago, so he's not risking with playing him. He'll be off in the summer.

 

[RedSky]

What, the record is still in tact? Get out of here, it's been months!

 

[Suedesi]

Gareth Fail, he's going to break the record on the last day of the season.

 

[Bearded but no genius]

Mien gott in himmel.

 

[B20]

it's going on two seasons now. unreal.

 

[Bearded but no genius]

I know...he's reaching Godlike status at this point.

Between going two years playing in the top flight and NEVER being involved in a winning side and looking exactly like Super Monkey, that's a hell of a lot more impressive than making fish multiply and shooting up out of your grave like a bottle rocket after getting stuck up on a Roman notice board for a week.

IMHO.

 

[kouroux]

Donkey Kong

 

[Anderson8]

is he really that bad?