Massive Spanner
The Football Wrench
feck's sake, I say let him run down his contract and come to us on a free. Let Levy really regret being this greedy and make him look like a clown for turning down so much money.
I'm honestly starting to hope we don't pay more than 50-60m for him now, especially since we don't really need him anyway. This is getting absolutely ridiculous now...
You support a silly club, you silly goose.