Nighteyes
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He'll do well to hit the heights of Robinho.
We only sign players for £200k+ a week though. God plays for free, much like Rooney. Has anybody ever seen god and Rooney in the same room?Surprised City only went for a player named after an archangel and a son of God. Was sure they'd make a bid for God God.
Yes, if you include seeing Rooney eating a burger imprinted with an uncanny resemblance of Jesus.We only sign players for £200k+ a week though. God plays for free, much like Rooney. Has anybody ever seen god and Rooney in the same room?
Looked great alongside Sane & Sterling with De Bruyne behind him.
If only Jose would drop Zlatan & do the same with Martial & Rashford.
Gift from the Gods Fergie and BusbyYou sure do
Gift from the Gods Fergie and Busby
Pep nicked his watermelon simile when talking about Gabby Jesus from Mourinho.
"You never know. It's like a watermelon. You have to open to see if it's good or not." [Pep, last night]
"Young players are a little bit like melons. Only when you open and taste the melon are you 100 per cent sure that the melon is good. Sometimes you have beautiful melons but they don’t taste very good and some other melons are a bit ugly and when you open them, the taste is fantastic… One thing is youth football, one thing is professional football. The bridge is a difficult one to cross and they have to play with us and train with us for us to taste the melon." [Jose Mourinho, a few years ago]
"Taste my melon" [Ian Holloway, possibly]
3 tap-ins. Far from WC atm.
Wrong. Mourinho gets a hard-on for players like him. His workrate on and off the ball is exceptional.Would be dropped and made to play as a lwb under Jose.
3 tap-ins. Far from WC atm.
Wrong. Mourinho gets a hard-on for players like him. His workrate on and off the ball is exceptional.
Isn't this what we used regularly mock Liverpool fans for?You sure do
Something to be said about having the knack Of being in the right place at the right time, but the wankfest is indeed overboard. Tap ins.
Wait a full season before he's declared a top player. Super talent.
4 games, 3 goals and 1 assist. I mean what more do people want! He's had an excellent start and looks a brilliant prospect.
Not denying this. Just need to show more.
He looks a very good talent. Just stop.
Watching this lad shine makes me wish Mourinho would put more faith in Rashford up front over Ibra on occasion and give Martial more starts.
Can't disagree. Any other manager would've dropped Ibrahimovic for Martial or Rashford.Wrong - he would play him in the wrong position & ask him to solely concentrate on work rate.