Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap

Frenkie to United?

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jderbyshire said:
Guys, I've been off this train for a week now.

My mood has improved, I'm more present, more focused...

Honestly, you'll feel a lot better if you let this one go.
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Get behind me Satan!

muppets don’t listen to his lies and tricks, he is trying to lure you from your destiny
 
now on muppet FM, here’s a tune to get the blood pumping

Everybody's free to feel good
Everybody's free to feel good
Everybody's free
Brother and sister
Together we'll make it through
Some day a transfer will lift you and take you there
I know you've been hurting but I've been waiting to be there for you
And I'll be there just helping you out
Whenever I can, ooh
Everybody's free to feel good
Everybody's free to feel good, to feel good
We are a family that should stand together as one
Helping each other instead of just wasting time
Now is the moment to reach out to someone, it's all up to you
When everyone's sharing their hope
That frenkie will win through, ooh
Everybody's free to feel good
Everybody's free to feel good
Everybody's free to feel good
Everybody's free to feel good
Everybody's free to feel good
Everybody's free to feel good
Everybody's free to feel good, yeah
Everybody's free to feel good
 
golden_blunder said:
Get behind me Satan!

muppets don’t listen to his lies and tricks, he is trying to lure you from your destiny
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Do not fear, i am on the path to muppetdom enlightenment. Nothing will pull me from the path i am now on.
I'm firmly on board the Frenkie express!
 
I no longer care if he signs or not. We've all had a jolly good time and that's all that matters at the end of the day.
 
iHicksy said:
In true transfer muppetry madness. To the tune of Stan:

My team wants me sold, I wonder why
I went out on tour at all
Morning rain clouds up my window
I'm Avoiding Ten Hag’s calls,
And even if I could, i'd call my agent today,
But my wage from this transfer stall
Reminds me, that it’s not so bad
It’s not so bad.

Dear Frankie, I text you but you still ain’t callin’
I left my snapchat, my whatsapp, and my home phone at the bottom
I put two offers in in autumn, you must not’ve got em
There probably was a problem with our fax machine or something’
But anyways, feck it, what’s been up man? How’s Xavi's Barca?
I heard they're in a lot of debt, at least, according to Marca
If we have to start with Martial, guess what ima do?
Im gonna have to sell Ronnie
I read about Xavi too, I’m sorry
We had the same thing with Ole, that bitch wouldn’t play Donnie
I know you hear this everyday, but I’m your biggest fan
I even got those old Ajax training ground videos with you and Staam
My phones full of your insta reels and your pictures man
Your transfer turned redcafe into Rawk too, this thread is fat

Anyways I hope you get this man, hit me back
Just to chat, i don’t mean to nag,
This is Hag
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Usually these are pretty lame, but this is fantastic. Well done.

Post of the year contender.
 
RedChisel said:
I no longer care if he signs or not. We've all had a jolly good time and that's all that matters at the end of the day.
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Idk about you but most of us still care a lot about this transfer mate

This is a signing that could potentially make us a guaranteed top 4 team with a lowkey shout for domestic cups and UEL champs rather than our current top 6 projection which is still looking tough itself considering our present midfield and striker issues for starters

We’ve also ended up missing out on some key signings over the last few years and it’s pivotal to break that jinx and see this one through

I’ll definitely be super bummed if Frenkie isn’t ours by the end.. to battle with city pool chelsea spurs midfields is no easy task and I don’t see us getting top 4 without Frenkie
 
Plant0x84 said:
Not obvious to me. Not got a scooby :confused::lol:
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You've not heard it in years....then asked if he was 13....if you haven't heard it in years it would mean it was an old saying, so why 13? That's the flaw
 


Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't he said this several times before and absolutely bollocks all happened?
 
I'm watching this thread more now than when we had news. The slow mental breakdowns on display are surreal. I haven't seen this since SneijderCafe.

Any psychologists in the house care to predict the next phase?

Are we going to form a breakaway forum and call it FrenkieCafe?
 
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