Yeah apparently.
Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap
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Think you got that twisted my man, Xavi wants Bernardo if FDJ is sold. Let’s be clear, if Laporta says a player is gone, he’s gone and feck Xavi.
Oh hell yeah! It's on like Frenkie Kong!
Imagine we say €100 million for both of them and they give us Memphis for free and we use the extra as essentially as workaround on this wage issue
Yeah fully agree.
Yes Xavi won't let him go and yet Barcelona has agreed a fee with us
How does that work if FDJ woke up tomorrow and decided to sign a contract with us first thing? Xavi says no and deal falls through ?
This post reads like it was made in the first 10 pages. Where you been?
250 pages of talk since I last checked in..... And nothing. What's being discussed?
Lots... how Sport are lying arseholes who post crap for clicks, how Frenkie is going to swim from miami to the UK to escape the clutches of Barca, how Leverlona are selling everything they own to sign new toys and how muppets aren't as strong and resilient as they once were
That would be a hilarious presentation video, showing an almost completely dark room apart from a silhouette pulling a lever, the lights turning on and Frenkie standing there in the United kit while €17m rains down on him in €100 notes.
Lots... how Sport are lying arseholes who post crap for clicks, how Frenkie is going to swim from miami to the UK to escape the clutches of Barca, how Leverlona are selling everything they own to sign new toys and how muppets aren't as strong and resilient as they once were
I'm loving Leverlona
Barceloana
I'm loving Leverlona
There's our daily dose of Sport drama
Meanwhile, Laporta is apparently the new face of BarcelonaXavi being forced to do Laporta's dirty work
Shit club.
Xavi, just pay up and end this charade.
It was Xavi all along holding it back? Catalan slut
It’s going to end with Frenkie and probably Memphis leaving. I am sure the agents and lawyers are working hard to get it done.
So are we saying that Frenkie is Vote Lever
Only thing I am sure of is that it wasn't Barzini all along. Just pay our Frenkie.
He could pay Frenkie himself with his oil millions.
Meanwhile, Laporta is apparently the new face of Barcelona
He looks like a chunkier Vince McMahon in the second pic... both are twats too... long lost brothers?
Vinnie Mac would decimate that fat pleb.
Vince McMahon vs Joan Laporta - Kiss My Arse match. Someone needs to book that shit
Or maybe Xavi vs ten Hag - Frenkie on a pole match, no holds barred.
So Xavi hasn’t been speaking to either of them for all of this time?? I wonder if he passes on instructions with little notes.
He's not on tour apparently, couldn't get into the US.
Meanwhile, Laporta is apparently the new face of Barcelona
What happens in vegas stays in vegas?! Watch your back Frenkie, you’re probably insured!
Aha! I hereby retract my sarcy comment
Meanwhile, Laporta is apparently the new face of Barcelona
This guy has zero self awareness.
Meanwhile, Laporta is apparently the new face of Barcelona
Like a dystopian future
Even if he was he'd probably communicate via smoke signalsAha! I hereby retract my sarcy comment
Oh dear. Sorry you couldn’t make the distance this year, try again best year to reach muppetdom
or write it on the wall of the changing room. in Oil.
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