This man’s obsession with Barcelona is bonkers. If a club treated me like that I would give them the middle finger and feck off.
Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap
- Thread starter davidmichael
- Start date
- Status
Murdered by none other than Radagast De Jong, Frenkies distant relative.
Where is my "Manchester United with Loan with obligation to buy shock swoop" headline
I just read this...
"Leicester centre-back Wesley Fofana is set to complete his move to Chelsea after flying to the United States for a medical earlier this week."
Did anyone check that Frenkie didn't fly on from London to the USA for a medical for us...?
People just need to accept that this is happening. Too much coincidence. Odd vacation in the UK in transfer deadline week with the two targets rumoured to be of interest to us. Social media blackout, BS story about a wedding, fecking Frenkie bringing a suit......again, to a non-existant wedding.
We're setting for the explosive series finale.
that fabrizio guy really talks like those presenters in pokemon youtube videos about "i tried black 2 with only bug pokemon!"
Frenkie is in a concrete square being chased by Boehly. Suddenly a car comes dashing on to the curb and buckets into him. The car door opens and Ten Hag simply says.
"Run."
Or he wants to fight for his place
we'll find out tomorrow evening what those things are that happened all this time
I do agree that we're going to be in for a very unpredictable and exciting last 24 hours. I'm looking forward to it!
Yes actually. There is good opera in London. Its probably the best place in the world for cultural pursuits you need a suit on an evening to take part in.
ten Hag saything that Antony and Dubravka might be the last signings - Unless a great opportunity comes along. Uh huh...
Frenkie De jONg
We go for it.
We do indeed. He must know something, although he could just be keeping the door open just in case
He might as well have said "if de Jong becomes available, we'll have him"
So we dont know if Frenkie is back in Barca for training tomorrow? It was only a small weekender bag he seemed to have packed.
Nicely crafted title change.
Is Memphis even a consideration for Chelsea? I'm thinking Frenkie is more likely for Chelsea, but Memphis? Unless Auba falls through. Then the music starts again & everyone is looking for a seat.
Is Memphis even a consideration for Chelsea? I'm thinking Frenkie is more likely for Chelsea, but Memphis? Unless Auba falls through. Then the music starts again & everyone is looking for a seat.
Yup thats the impression i got from that comment
Ten Hag is such a 24-carat muppet!
between 2nd and broadway
That he is... he is head muppet...
Ten Hag popping up at the back post there.
Frenkie will be sunning himself in Barcelona the day after the window closes. The whole saga has been a waste of time. The bloke said months ago he is happy at Barca despite all the crap dished out to him and then his missus posted how happy she was which confirmed that they weren’t moving anywhere soon. Barca may have to sell him at the end of next season depending on results and earnings as they are running out of assets to flog off but it will still depend on the player wanting to leave.
So he’ll never go back?
Think it's time to let this one go chaps, at least for now
One of Ten Hag's most used lines in training - especially to Frenkie - has always been "Als er een geweldige kans is, moet je altijd alert zijn."
It's clearly a last ditch attempt at appealing to FdJ's sentimentality.
Reported.
Ten Hag isn't letting this drop.
As i've thought for a while, if Frenkie is to leave Barca, we'll be all over it.
As i've thought for a while, if Frenkie is to leave Barca, we'll be all over it.
He knows something big is happening on deadline day
Imagine if he finally agrees to leave Barca on deadline day , and then we have a fax machine mishap and feck the deal up
Well considering they have to pay him an ever increasing wage starting this season, I don't think its his 'obsession" with barcelona that is keeping him there. Its the fact that he will be getting paid what he is owed.
Of course we will. At the first sign of him being ready to leave Barca, we'd be right there
Imagine if he finally agrees to leave Barca on deadline day , and then we have a fax machine mishap and feck the deal up
that would break meWould be the icing on the cake
This is absolutely happening
if anyone of you muppets needs moral support when this is over and you look at Fred and MCT and feel bad - PM me. I will help you get over this
That damned smile
- Status