Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap

Frenkie to United?


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If the Surveillance Camera Guy in Carrington has a Brother … maybe we will see some videos from London Office :lol:
 
Flames of hope, reds keep going we only have few more hours to confirm. He is still in the same country as Manchester and staying close to Mayfair HQ. Anything can happen.
 
If we somehow manage to land De Jong as well in this window I will promise to be a good hyperactive Muppet from now on
 
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He has a weird neck. Hope he passes Medicals.
 
It‘s obvious something is happening in the background.
Very suspicios that frenkie, memphis and mikky haven‘t posted anything on instagram since they went to london
 
Don't want him.

Even if he hypothetically signs for us, whats stopping his partner to throw a hissy fit and it not turning into a farce like di maria ?
She could... but you'd like to think that she'd be supportive of him wouldn't you?
 
Journalists won't be able to resist a few cryptic tweets over the next two days even if nothing is going on because they know how much interactions they'll get.

For example:



 



Good day! Good morning!

☎ Two days to close this madness. FCB continues to work hard on ins and outs

Complicated day in connections with the planes due to storms on the Catalan coast

‍♂ London key city
 



Good day! Good morning!

☎ Two days to close this madness. FCB continues to work hard on ins and outs

Complicated day in connections with the planes due to storms on the Catalan coast

‍♂ London key city


Depay going for "Buy One Get One Free"
 
☎ Two days to close this madness. FCB continues to work hard on ins and outs

Complicated day in connections with the planes due to storms on the Catalan coast

‍♂ London key city

So it's all up in the air, then?

Everybody knows the square root of sod all, so it's all to play for muppets! Let the lunacy and merriment continue!
 
Who would have thought storms would come into play.

How many fecking levers do we have to pull to clear the storms?!
 
Who would have thought storms would come into play.

How many fecking levers do we have to pull to clear the storms?!

FDJ and Depay are already in London so it makes no difference.

Worst case they can do a medical elsewhere. Luckily United have a sturdy fax machine for paperwork.
 
What happens if Frenkie suddenly becomes available then? The stance from Ten Hag was always that he was willing to wait until the last hours of the window. Since then we've spent around about 160m. Surely the club wont then allow Frenkie to go to another club??
 
Well it was reported on Monday morning that the Barca players had 2 days off (Mon, Tue). So he'll be back at Barca training today.
 
Come on United make this happen :drool:
 
What happens if Frenkie suddenly becomes available then? The stance from Ten Hag was always that he was willing to wait until the last hours of the window. Since then we've spent around about 160m. Surely the club wont then allow Frenkie to go to another club??
Suppose we could work out a loan with obligation to buy. That way it gets him off their books and gives them near 100m towards next year's income for them
 
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