She's screaming down the mic.Fat lady hasn’t sang yet lads
Sometime in September our new signing FDJ runs out onto the pitch to great fanfare!
yessssss
but wait, he takes off his mask to reveal..
paul Pogba
I’m back!
nooooo
wait, he’s taking off his mask to reveal..
jesse Lingard!
nooooooo he’s back
but wait? Another mask?
oh my god who is it?
vince McMahon!!
wait! Who’s that running down the tunnel! Stone cold. Stone cold. Stone cold!
stunner!
“I asked for frenkie! Heh! What? Can I get a frenkie? Because stone cold said so you son of a bitch!”
My bad. No one's paying him that. Perhaps barca's mouthpiece is being used to portray de Jong as a greedy money chaser, to soften the blow of him leaving without them signing a replacement?It says net ffs. We are not offering him 300k/week net, this is not Dubai.
Not really sure but at this point, Gerard Romero is basically Farcelona's Daily Telegraph.My bad. No one's paying him that. Perhaps barca's mouthpiece is being used to portray de Jong as a greedy money chaser, to soften the blow of him leaving without them signing a replacement?
He's Italian. Could easily be his pajamasHe's in a suit. This guy is legit.
#Depay key in the Frenkie hole.
He's in a suit. This guy is legit.
#Depay key in the Frenkie hole.
Is Depay like the keymaster of Gozer?
Do we know where depay is?He seems to have totally vanished since being pictured at Barca Airport yesterday, makes you wonder have him & Mikky snuck back to Spain already.
Do we know where depay is?
Makes it even more complexWe know he is with Frenkie and that they both met that Italian tik tok celebrity that shows people how stupid their "life hacks" are.
Since you brought it up...Using Essien's calculator?
Called it early…..hmmmmm
Since you brought it up...
Called it early…..hmmmmm
Ssssssh just believeEveryone knew he was psg's for at least a month or two.
Or maybe I'm remembering things wrongly.
Forgive my insolenceSsssssh just believe
So Chelsea were allegedly trying to sign Idrissa Gueye but he’d already promised Everton.
Are we sure they are still shopping for a FDJ?
Barcelona having one last roll of the dice to scare us into doing stupid and paying them 20million more?
He's worth the extra money, wouldn't feel like so much if we had got Martinez & Antony earlier
I do like a big girl. But I'm not a 'feeder'. The feck is that all about?bull shit
feck it i'm back in for one final push
He's in a suit. This guy is legit.
#Depay key in the Frenkie hole.
All joking and banter aside it seems like no journo actually has got any idea whereabouts in London he is
feck it i'm back in for one final push