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Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap
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It’s actually an anagram of Dis pep mayhem…. It’s a sign! Bernardo is the key! Either that or he’s going to city
Wasnt he rumoured to be posting on the Caf last time he was here?
I think we should make a cheeky bid for all the players Barca bought. See if we can make the Glazers put their hands in their pockets.
"mayhem sipped"?It’s actually an anagram of Dis pep mayhem…. It’s a sign! Bernardo is the key! Either that or he’s going to city
If we can't pull off this miracle last minute deal then need to do everything to make sure Chelsea can't either
Wow I bet there is some gullible people actually swallowing this BS on twitter
Anyone want to guess who signed in at Carrington as, " DJ Geek Inferno" today?
Listen, mate, I don't speak Spanish, but I'm 99% convinced Romero has just called Chelsea a bunch of limp-dick whores, in that tweet. It's on.
Indeed!
Some people really need to re read what they're tweeting
Depends on the blindness to believe. I mean, I'm full muppet this time, but even I know BS when I see it
Muppets only believe positive tweets mate but even the biggest of us muppets can`t believe these feckers
Muppets only believe positive tweets mate but even the biggest of us muppets can`t believe these feckers
Yeah very true
What’s up
Need his shirt with number 29
Have spent all day in the Mini Dutch Pancake House near the Mayfair office.
Despite using the cunning ‘peepholes cut into the newspaper’ stealth tactics from my SAS training, I haven't seen Frenkiie in here all day.
With my arms aching and heart sagging I left half an hour ago thinking there’s no way he’d be at our gaff and not pop in for a scran.
But….
I get back to the hotel and find the pancake gaff is on Deliveroo.
this is so fecking ON
Despite using the cunning ‘peepholes cut into the newspaper’ stealth tactics from my SAS training, I haven't seen Frenkiie in here all day.
With my arms aching and heart sagging I left half an hour ago thinking there’s no way he’d be at our gaff and not pop in for a scran.
But….
I get back to the hotel and find the pancake gaff is on Deliveroo.
this is so fecking ON
hey is dem Mapp(ets)?
All joking and banter aside it seems like no journo actually has got any idea whereabouts in London he is
instead we re tweet what some people're really reading
hey man he's doing this for free!
This is sus.
He's in London, but there's no wedding and it's a near blackout of information about him in the UK. The usually prolific Mikky has posted nothing on social either. Maybe there's no transfer but man, being in the UK with two days to window closing? Don't tell me that isn't some next level muppet shit right there.
He's in London, but there's no wedding and it's a near blackout of information about him in the UK. The usually prolific Mikky has posted nothing on social either. Maybe there's no transfer but man, being in the UK with two days to window closing? Don't tell me that isn't some next level muppet shit right there.
Muppets in London!
Sometime in September our new signing FDJ runs out onto the pitch to great fanfare!
yessssss
but wait, he takes off his mask to reveal..
paul Pogba
I’m back!
nooooo
wait, he’s taking off his mask to reveal..
jesse Lingard!
nooooooo he’s back
but wait? Another mask?
oh my god who is it?
vince McMahon!!
wait! Who’s that running down the tunnel! Stone cold. Stone cold. Stone cold!
stunner!
“I asked for frenkie! Heh! What? Can I get a frenkie? Because stone cold said so you son of a bitch!”
yessssss
but wait, he takes off his mask to reveal..
paul Pogba
I’m back!
nooooo
wait, he’s taking off his mask to reveal..
jesse Lingard!
nooooooo he’s back
but wait? Another mask?
oh my god who is it?
vince McMahon!!
wait! Who’s that running down the tunnel! Stone cold. Stone cold. Stone cold!
stunner!
“I asked for frenkie! Heh! What? Can I get a frenkie? Because stone cold said so you son of a bitch!”
It’s the equivalent of sitting in your car halfway down the motorway to hear where you’re going
lay off the drugs kid!
Italian journo? Dutch player moving from Spain to UK. Sure, he’s itk!
Thats because he’s at Carrington…
What's that £300k a week? I'm sure he'd be offered more here, he'd have to be on more than de Gea to come to united
Pay the man!
It says net ffs. We are not offering him 300k/week net, this is not Dubai.
Imagine having this line up in time for the arse clash.
DDG
Dalot varane Martinez Malacia
Casemiro De Jong
Bruno(eriksen)
Antony Martial(ronnie) Sancho
My my, wouldn't that be something! Dalot varane Martinez Malacia
Casemiro De Jong
Bruno(eriksen)
Antony Martial(ronnie) Sancho
Fat lady hasn’t sang yet lads
This irritates me far more than it should! It's up there with calling Atleti, Athletico Madrid!
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