Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap

[Brownie85]

Correct.

Not sure if you're being serious there but this window upto now has been much better than a 6/10. Antony and Casemiro easily make this an 8 in my opinion

 

[Brownie85]

Not sure, pictures a little blurry and pixelated. I guess it could be though I though we were on a train, that doesn’t look much like a train to me….

Train... bike... its the muppet mobile either way haha! Choo choo brum brum!

 

[Fanta Stick]

Spoiler: On our way to the 2000th page

We are looking pretty haggard at this point and that yoke will never get through MOT.

 

[Brownie85]

We are looking pretty haggard at this point and that yoke will never get through MOT.

The muppet spirit keeps us going my friend... it keeps us strong

 

[Withnail]

1776 pages for a player we don't sign would be a new low. And a new high for the Glazers PR and propaganda team.

It's been an amazing story to help the Glazers. The amount of people that have fully bought into this and completely focussed on this alone, holding out hope way longer than expected... it's been a v. good distraction for them.

These posts are serious?

 

[Bossi]

So there is no wedding and both Frenkie de Jong and Depay are in London (where United headquarters (?) are) and this is supposed to be random just two days before the end of the deadline?

If you get both a striker and Fdj this is a 10/10 transferwindow for you guys.

I was always sceptical but I am using one of my three posts a day to say this is happening.

Good luck!

 

[Withnail]

Spoiler: On our way to the 2000th page

 

[hellhunter]

These posts are serious?

Yeah the De Jong thread on Redcafe is the reason Ratcliffe hasn't bid for United

 

[Brownie85]

These posts are serious?

Are people seriously saying that the Glazers browse the caf, rubbing their hands together at the fact we've got 1700+ pages on a de Jong thread whilst cackling manaically?

 

[Shakesy]

Not sure, pictures a little blurry and pixelated. I guess it could be though I though we were on a train, that doesn’t look much like a train to me….

It fell off the cliff remember? This is the new steamless train we've been pedaling ever since.

 

[Withnail]

Yeah the De Jong thread on Redcafe is the reason Ratcliffe hasn't bid for United

Who knew Muppets talking nonsense wielded such power?

 

[Fanta Stick]

These posts are serious?

Some folks are just devoid of joy.

 

[Tony247]

1776 pages for a player we don't sign would be a new low. And a new high for the Glazers PR and propaganda team.

Enjoy the ride man. C'est la vie.

 

[hobbers]

How are we feeling about the fact that not only is Frenkie not joining this summer, but this summer pretty much guarantees he will never play for us. At least, not in his prime years.

 

[Berbasbullet]

How are we feeling about the fact that not only is Frenkie not joining this summer, but this summer pretty much guarantees he will never play for us. At least, not in his prime years.

Reported

 

[HankHill]

How are we feeling about the fact that not only is Frenkie not joining this summer, but this summer pretty much guarantees he will never play for us. At least, not in his prime years.

Absolutely fine, he is but one player.

 

[Shakesy]

Some folks are just devoid of joy.

They think we're serious. Ironic.

 

[UnitedSofa]

1776 pages for a player we don't sign would be a new low. And a new high for the Glazers PR and propaganda team.

Can I have your tinfoil hat please?!

Also really impressed at how highly you rate this forum that it would affect Man Utd's global fanbase to such an extent that a 1778 page and counting thread about FDJ, would give a multibillion pound institution a positive bump in reputation.

 

[NLunited]

Backup plan: Hag is standing by.

 

[Plant0x84]

It fell off the cliff remember? This is the new steamless train we've been pedaling ever since.

Erm… I think?! Must have bumped my head on the impact. Everything’s a little hazy. Did we sign deJong yet?

 

[TheReligion]

These posts are serious?

It’s a truly bizarre take to have isn’t it?

 

[Plant0x84]

How are we feeling about the fact that not only is Frenkie not joining this summer, but this summer pretty much guarantees he will never play for us. At least, not in his prime years.

Did you miss the fact we’ve signed Casemiro?! Amazing!

 

[TheReligion]

How are we feeling about the fact that not only is Frenkie not joining this summer, but this summer pretty much guarantees he will never play for us. At least, not in his prime years.

Another hot take

 

[Mr Pigeon]

1776 pages for a player we don't sign would be a new low. And a new high for the Glazers PR and propaganda team.

I'm not sure how the Glazers will gain a propaganda win from a website run by a notorious drug running, slum lord, tax dodging Irish mafia crime boss.

I'm joking, obviously. Niall only pretends that he's Irish.

 

[Fanta Stick]

Erm… I think?! Must have bumped my head on the impact. Everything’s a little hazy. Did we sign deJong yet?

Imminent.

Also I lent you £20.

 

[Shakesy]

Erm… I think?! Must have bumped my head on the impact. Everything’s a little hazy. Did we sign deJong yet?

The best kind of everything's.

As for De Jong - we signed him 4 years ago! Are you OK Plantie?

 

[TheReligion]

This thread is interesting and heaped in irony.

You have the same posters repeatedly posting here to say the thread should die and to complain about other posters but they themselves keep the thread going…

Bizarre

 

[Shakesy]

I'm not sure how the Glazers will gain a propaganda win from a website run by a notorious drug running, slum lord, tax dodging Irish mafia crime boss.

I'm joking, obviously. Niall only pretends that he's Irish.

Sheesh, that guy is off his nutter

 

[Plant0x84]

Imminent.

Also I lent you £20.

I’ve told you before I’m not paying for your crack and hoes addiction.

 

[hobbers]

Another hot take

No just common sense. It's now far more likely that if Frenkie ever plays in the Premier League it will be for Chelsea or Liverpool, or even for City, rather than for us. We couldn't convince him during a perfect storm of none of them being interested while Barca were desperate to sell. Next summer Liverpool will want a big name midfielder. Chelsea will want long term replacements for Kante and Jorginho.

Did you miss the fact we’ve signed Casemiro?! Amazing!

Has no relevance to what I said.

 

[pogbasformerbarber]

Why on earth didn’t we go for Fabian Ruiz as a alternative to de Jong. Only cost psg like 23m

Players need to also want to join you in order to sign them. This idea that we could have just signed whomever when someone else gets them for a decent fee is hilarious.

 

[TheReligion]

No just common sense. It's now far more likely that if Frenkie ever plays in the Premier League it will be for Chelsea or Liverpool, or even for City, rather than for us. We couldn't convince him during a perfect storm of none of them being interested while Barca were desperate to sell. Next summer Liverpool will want a big name midfielder. Chelsea will want long term replacements for Kante and Jorginho.

Ironically your thought process here lacks any common sense whatsoever.

 

[Fanta Stick]

I’ve told you before I’m not paying for your crack and hoes addiction.

It's all hoes and hoses around here. Love summer hate gardening.

 

[Judas]

How are we feeling about the fact that not only is Frenkie not joining this summer, but this summer pretty much guarantees he will never play for us. At least, not in his prime years.

To be fair it's only De Jong. I'm not weeping or crying about it at all. Yes I'd have loved him here, he'd have probably been a transformative signing, but he's not some superstar of epic proportion, the idea of him never playing for us doesn't exactly break my heart.

 

[Mickeza]

Stone, Whitwell etc saying after dubravka no more signings expected.

 

[BenitoSTARR]

How are we feeling about the fact that not only is Frenkie not joining this summer, but this summer pretty much guarantees he will never play for us. At least, not in his prime years.

Seer checked you came back WUM.

 

[hobbers]

Ironically your thought process here lacks any common sense whatsoever.

Sounds like you're in too deep then, because what I said is blindingly obvious.

 

[TheReligion]

To be fair it's only De Jong. I'm not weeping or crying about it at all. Yes I'd have loved him here, he'd have probably been a transformative signing, but he's not some superstar of epic proportion, the idea of him never playing for us doesn't exactly break my heart.

We should all be wallowing in self pity because @hobbers thinks the player will never play for United..

As if anyone is that arsed

 

[TheReligion]

Sounds like you're in too deep then, because what I said is blindingly obvious.

Again think it through and you’ll realise you are either lacking common sense or a basic knowledge of the beautiful games finances

 

[BenitoSTARR]

Stone, Whitwell etc saying after dubravka no more signings expected.

But things happen.