Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap

[Red the Bear]

Ten Hag must be one persuasive fecker

Or annoying, could be either

 

[Grylte]

Let's get to 2000!

 

[VP89]

Pulling us right back in innit

Just to check, this wasn't actually said right?

 

[Chief123]

Yep that's true, but the extra spice of us travelling to Barca to do the deal he never said. Logically we will be doing that, but I'd rather they just stick to what he actually said.

When did you mellow so much Judas?

A true muppet doesn’t get involved with the specifics. We take the hit, inject it and let the dreams come true. The greater the high the bigger the fall. We live and die by the speculation.

 

[Chief123]

Just to check, this wasn't actually said right?

It’s confirmed it was said we’ll try for him again.

 

[Adam-Utd]

It’s confirmed it was said we’ll try for him again.

but not the part about extra money, the quotes have been changed.

 

[Judas]

When did you mellow so much Judas?

A true muppet doesn’t get involved with the specifics. We take the hit, inject it and let the dreams come true. The greater the high the bigger the fall. We live and die by the speculation.

I have always been a logic first muppet! Doesn't mean I'm not just as sick as everyone else though.


Sick of waiting for this to be offically a done dealio

 

[Mickeza]

but not the part about extra money, the quotes have been changed.

Part about extra money was said yesterday. It’s the stuff about executives going to Barcelona that’s made up.

 

[Laurencio]

10 days is a loooong time in muppet-years.

Or annoying, could be either

Texting him every day.

ETH: "What do we need to convince you?"
FdJ: "A world class midfield-partner. Casemiro "
ETH: "So you coming?"
FdJ: "Sure, if you pay me 450k a week and make Barca pay me back all of my deferred wages "
ETH: "Two sec.."
ETH: "OK, spoke to the board. We can do that"
FDJ: "wow.... really? Uhm, I have to talk to Mikky."

Ten Hag doesn't do jokes

 

[Adam-Utd]

Part about extra money was said yesterday. It’s the stuff about executives going to Barcelona that’s made up.

Seems to be a lot of hearsay but nothing wrote down that i've seen.

Anyway, I suspect we will try again of course. Seems strange to be pushing this long to give up.

 

[BrilliantOrange]

Pulling us right back in innit

OMG OMG OMG OMG

Hope... Is that you again??

 

[Rolaholic]

Part about extra money was said yesterday. It’s the stuff about executives going to Barcelona that’s made up.

The article is being a paywall but Barca accounts have quoted the same thing

https://www.telegraaf.nl/sport/326891366/manchester-united-gaat-voor-antony-en-gakpo

 

[yamo123x]

Cant see this happening now, if it does its a good summer in the end

 

[Rolaholic]

 

[romufc]

ITs been hot since June for Gerard.

 

[Stobzilla]

So if this doesn't go ahead:

 

[Mickeza]

Seems to be a lot of hearsay but nothing wrote down that i've seen.

Anyway, I suspect we will try again of course. Seems strange to be pushing this long to give up.

Telegraf said more money made available yesterday when they reported we wanted Antony and Gakpo.

 

[Chief123]

I have always been a logic first muppet! Doesn't mean I'm not just as sick as everyone else though.


Sick of waiting for this to be offically a done dealio

Medical on Friday

 

[Mr Pigeon]

Ten Hag must be one persuasive fecker

"Heheh. We need the player heheh. You have to buy them heheh. Or you will never see your pets again heheh."

 

[Chief123]

Ffs this bellend has started doing weather forecasts now!

 

[joedirt87]

I personally liked this one from them:

You are not prepared !

 

[space]

Haha man this window is mental

 

[Laurencio]

Medical on Friday

Frenkie Friday!

 

[Michael T]

Also Eriksen. Throw in a keeper and that'd be a damn near perfect window with much needed reinforcements all over the pitch. RB is still a doubt though.

All this, and Sir Jim Ratcliffe wanting to buy the Club - could be best window in history!

 

[charlenefan]

I personally liked this one from them:

You are not prepared !

This bloke

 

[Brownie85]

Oh god... not again. You're in Spain mate, its always hot

 

[BluesJr]

I love Gerard. He’s a hype man.

 

[Summit]

Just imagine signing this guy too. Gone from shite window to fecking brilliant

 

[Giggsyking]

 

[Laurencio]

All this, and Sir Jim Ratcliffe wanting to buy the Club - could be best window in history!

The more players they get in on high fees, the higher the value of the club becomes in accounting terms - which means more money for the sale *KACHING*

 

[r1z3mu]

So it's FDJ or Antony.

 

[hellhunter]

I personally liked this one from them:

You are not prepared !

Illidan likes this

Bring your friends!

 

[Drainy]

You are not prepared !

Illidan, sided with the demons, devils are a type of demon.

It. Is. On.

 

[Withnail]

I personally liked this one from them:

You are not prepared !

feck sake we've been prepared for 1667 pages Romero

 

[Laurencio]

So it's FDJ or Antony.

Or both, or perhaps both and more. Could even be both and lots more. It's muppet Christmas

 

[calodo2003]

Christ almighty, this is now longer than the fecking Covid thread.

 

[Red the Bear]

Christ almighty, this is now longer than the fecking Covid thread.

Frenkie fever baby!

 

[Sparky Rhiwabon]

Scorchio!

 

[r1z3mu]

Or both, or perhaps both and more. Could even be both and lots more. It's muppet Christmas ☺

I wish... No way we will be spending close to 300M

Christ almighty, this is now longer than the fecking Covid thread.

As for now only 1667 pages and almost 67,000 posts. This is really crazy...

 

[Plant0x84]

I personally liked this one from them:

You are not prepared !

Oh poor naive Gerard. Caf muppets were born ready!