Nah it’s alright Mavis, I’ve got the window open!
Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap
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For sponsored yes, but posting regularly and increasing your follower count means that you can charge more for posts. It's your reach as a player that makes you earn those sums.
The point is publicists, your marketing team will be feeding you what to post, what to say. They'll want weekly posts.
Haha i actually have, so it's all good.
Anyway, it's nearly 10pm, why the hell would i be out roaming the streets at this time? I aint 16 years old anymore
Wearing your slippers, run the shop for 20 fags?
Then realise you need feck off home for a note from your mam? I had that in my teens too
When will this pain end!?
If de Jong has not joined United by page 1289 of this thread, he never will.
It never ends... when this transfer is done, another will begin, maybe not this window, maybe not the next, but it'll happen.When will this pain end!?
It's a never ending cycle of hurt and pain
Have we broken the Sancho record yet?
Should I go and make a thread called this just to make sure it happens?
So is he being treated poorly by Barca or not? Because you previously said this...
To be fair I do appreciate that people can change their opinions in the space of... 18 hours.
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I'd post a picture of a bong. But I don't do drugs. Kids need stay off drugs, stay off drugs kids. Report to your mother, social care worker or some shit.
Frenkie, I know you are reading this thread on your mobile from a couch in Barcelona.
Frenkie please, come to United.
You will make us so happy.
Frenkie please do it now.
Frenkie please, come to United.
You will make us so happy.
Frenkie please do it now.
Apparently HUGE day tomorrow.
This thread is now punch-drunk.
Imminent things afoot.
Oh no... it's a life of soaring highs and crashing lows. Of joy and misery. It's a life of oh so nears and maybes.The life as a transfer muppet is not for the weak my friend!
It's the life we choose and love
This is quite the gamble to carry on with this pursuit, what happens if we have a poor start in the league due to the piss poor investment in the team and de Jong thinks I ain't joining that train wreck.
Oh no... it's a life of soaring highs and crashing lows. Of joy and misery. It's a life of oh so nears and maybes.
It's the life we choose and love
Come on lets press that F5 button a million times more
We buy Fellaini
The F5 button is the most worn out button on a muppets keyboard hahaCome on lets press that F5 button a million times more
There's more things afoot here than in a podiatrist's office...
Says WHO
Whether we get him or not is becoming somewhat irrelevant now. I really do hope we get him, but one player does not make a team. We’ve been woeful in not filling the glaring weaknesses elsewhere.
F5 button, haha what a noob. I’ve written an html script that auto refreshes the thread every 5 seconds.
Please no more pictures in here of Frenkie smilling in a Barca kit whilst this transfer saga drags on.
We don't need suicidal muppets raining down from tall buildings and I fear that last Instagram post nearly broke the last vestiges of sanity that some are clinging on to.
We don't need suicidal muppets raining down from tall buildings and I fear that last Instagram post nearly broke the last vestiges of sanity that some are clinging on to.
Just trust me bro
Trust me bro
That hasn’t bothered lots of United players in recent times.
I have text to speech that plays new replies through my house, and a monkey on a typewriter that responds for me
Who's Joan ?
I know somebody would ask that when I saw the post.
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