Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap

[MF1138]

Unless United walk away and Barca are forced to accept the 50 million that Chelsea want to pay, i don't see them entering the race at all.
It would be a whole lot of cash for them to blow on a player they don't need. Plus he's a great player, yes, but he's not exactly a statement player is he? All they'd really have to brag out is nicking a player that United tried for for a long long time at the last moment. If thats a big thing for them, well?

That's most likely what they're doing if anything imo... Keeping an eye in case they might get a deal if Barcelona feel they have to settle for any deal in the end.

I expect we'll get another update from a journalist saying United are comfortable with the situation and the cycle continues until Barca pay him.

 

[MIC_FIN]

The phrase "pissing in the wind'" springs to mind.

 

[hellhunter]

The phrase "pissing in the wind'" springs to mind.

@shak ... Nevermind

 

[Brownie85]

@shake... Nevermind

 

[Regulus Arcturus Black]

Huge update

 

[hellhunter]

Pinged the wrong guy the idiot I am

 

[worldinmotion66]

I know it's not true but I'm fairly sure I heard about it when we still had dial-up so I'm calling shenanigans.

1993 magazine article apparently. Very early days of the Internet though, surely?!

 

[RDCR07]

Where is Helena when we need her to counter the Athletic claims?

 

[Lash]

Birmingham.

Venice of the UK. Birthplace of the modern curry. Close to everywhere. Exotic dialect.

One can dream of half of Birmingham being underwater.

 

[Brownie85]

Where is Helena when we need her to counter the Athletic claims?

Probably ignoring them like every other reporter.
Do they usually respond to opinion pieces? It's not like the article posted any fact or the sorts

 

[Shakesy]

Poor old @Shakesey

Blue balled for life. The Caf has given me so much.

Moment of silence for our fellow muppet

I'm fine

Thanks for caring! Seriously, though. I'm fine. Really fine. By Caf standards.

 

[groovyalbert]

This cretin has gone from being one of the most reliable mouthpieces in the game to the absolute pits.

 

[BluesJr]

This cretin has gone from being one of the most reliable mouthpieces in the game to the absolute pits.

Not really. He was the first to call the Kounde deal recently when everyone had him going to Chelsea. If he tweeted out right now saying De Jong is completely done to a certain club it would be true.

 

[Mr Pigeon]

So has the skanky hoor and his butterfly shagging missus fecked off to London yet?

 

[groovyalbert]

Not really. He was the first to call the Kounde deal recently when everyone had him going to Chelsea. If he tweeted out right now saying De Jong is completely done to a certain club it would be true.

FdJ was supposed to have been 95% done in early May, and our first signing of the summer.

 

[Shakesy]

@shak ... Nevermind

Dear Hellhunter,

I'm really honoured I mean so much to you, but please remember. It's not you. It's me.

 

[hellhunter]

FdJ was supposed to have been 95% done in early May, and our first signing of the summer.

95% likely, not 95% done

 

[MyOnlySolskjaer]

Embarrassing club.

 

[MIC_FIN]

Should have a new poll

On a scale of 1 to 10 how happy are you with this transfer saga

Feck points 3 to 9.

1. Michael Dudikoff
2. David Hasselhoff
10. King Jong balls out

 

[Indy_Red]

It would appear that a Chelsea Exec is in Barcalona's office right now, starting to get a tad concerned

 

[Shakesy]

Embarrassing club.

You're doing it wrong. You should be using caps lock, or bold it at least

 

[Vidyoyo]

Think we'll get this over the line before tonight's deadline?

 

[groovyalbert]

95% likely, not 95% done

much of a muchness

 

[izec]

Think we'll get this over the line before tonight's deadline?

Never knew there was a deadline tonight?

 

[Shakesy]

Should have a new poll

On a scale of 1 to 10 how happy are you with this transfer saga

Feck points 3 to 9.

1. Michael Dudikoff
2. David Hasselhoff
10. King Jong balls out

IMO, a Michael Dudikoff with a potential King Jong balls out climax to come.

 

[Shakesy]

This must've been said, but I honestly can't believe that Frenkie would feck EtH by joining Chelsea. Dutch stick together.

 

[Tony247]

Never knew there was a deadline tonight?

 

[Infra-red]

Embarrassing club.

Mes Que Un Embarrassment.

 

[Bob Rivers]

How the feck can they also afford 70m on FDJ when they have 3 other starting CMs?

We've activated a lever.

 

[Mickeza]

We've activated a lever.

 

[hellhunter]

We've activated a lever.

Well played

 

[dave2528]

Think we'll get this over the line before tonight's deadline?

I think there's a 0% chance this happens by today's major league baseball trade deadline.

Maybe we could pull off a trade of Ronaldo to the Washington Nationals in exchange for Juan Soto by the end of the day?

 

[AlexUTD]

The cnut is probably tweeting from the toilet.

 

[Brownie85]

The cnut is probably tweeting from the toilet.

Wonder if he's passed whatever is happening?
Probably a fart... maybe a shart at best

 

[Vidyoyo]

I think there's a 0% chance this happens by today's major league baseball trade deadline.

Maybe we could pull off a trade of Ronaldo to the Washington Nationals in exchange for Juan Soto by the end of the day?

No chance Nats eat Ronaldo's contract with Stras and Corbin on the books.

 

[AlexUTD]

Wonder if he's passed whatever is happening?
Probably a fart... maybe a shart at best

Probably a huge turd of 80 courics, like Bono`s size

 

[WeePat]

feck you Chelsea

Sounds like FDJ wants to.

 

[Chief123]

He probably had a dodgy curry with Laporta and now needs a massive shit.

 

[mu4c_20le]

Get away!

 

[AdNani]

FdJ was supposed to have been 95% done in early May, and our first signing of the summer.

95% likely he'd be a united player i think is what he said not that it was 95% done