On earth we have totally different meanings of 95% work done and 95% probability of getting done.Calm down
Same difference. If someone told me something is 95% done, I'd think there's a 5% chance it won't be. If someone says it's 95% likely, I'd think exactly the same.
Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik and Imran discuss a horrific month of December and a depressing FOUR defeats in a row - the latest coming against Wolves and Newcastle.
They discuss how much blame is on Ruben Amorim and rank our squad against other Premier League teams.
Do we have any chance of avoiding defeat at Anfield?
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Why is this thread still going? We are signing Huddlestone.
94.6% DoneDude, I’m calm.
But if one more person says ‘95% done’ imma go to my car and blast me some speed metal, 5.1 surround sound heavy on the bass - and somebody is getting mowed down!!!!
You know, i'd say he'd probably get more play time at Real than he will at Barca should he decide to piss Laporta off!
@hellhunter is correct. RMC Sport are citing The Athletic in saying that Chelsea are preparing a bid, even though to the best of my knowledge that was not what was claimed in The Athletic's article.
EDIT: For anybody wishing to verify this, the article can be found here.
EDIT: For anybody wishing to verify this, the article can be found here.
Yes!
Exactly. A nothing story
So true, everyone gets it wrong its so stupid
Hooch is crazyDude, I’m calm.
But if one more person says ‘95% done’ imma go to my car and blast me some speed metal, 5.1 surround sound heavy on the bass - and somebody is getting mowed down!!!!
Oh yes. Well they proved their point! It spread like wildfire. There was no internet to speak of then really though Regular people weren't on it for a few years yet.
Preparing a bid takes months, Chelsea have fecked up.
Anything past junction 7 is just Birmingham affiliates. But I had a nice time in Cannock
Literally the only people who can handle this place name are those who live in Hednesford. It’s a messed up silent D like Wednesday. Used to follow the Pitmen home and away when I was a kid. My dad still does.Preparing a bid takes months, Chelsea have fecked up.
Only takes Utd months.
Edited pings don't give notifications I think. Unless you chickened out intentionally. Either way, @golden_blunder
I'm afraid I have to reluctantly give up on this happening. I hope I'm wrong, but need to take my head out of this so I can avoid the meltdown when he inevitably joins Chelsea on deadline day.
The deal is 98% complete.
The deal to take him to Chelsea I mean.
The deal to take him to Chelsea I mean.
That jokes was such a success earlier you just had to use it again, right?
We haven't reached 1200 or 2100 pages yet, why panic? Just keep recycling the same news and its bound to happen.
Please @golden_blunder. I want a disgusting tagline to remind us all of the innocence that's been lost.Edited pings don't give notifications I think. Unless you chickened out intentionally. Either way, @golden_blunder
Solihull, oh yeah it’s a nice place to lie if you’ve just had the shit kicked out of you
What a fecking track that is!!!
Edit: What an album. I remember the set at Glasto 1994. Game changer.
Congratulations, you win the internet.
This thread! Summed up!
Different joke and so a different percentage.
The drama!
Fair enough, can't wait for the next episode
Careful Now!
Yep thats this thread completely
The suspense!
Congrats mate
Love the tag, and so glad that I brought such joy to your life
Congrats mate
I luv ya broAnybody else getting Di Maria vibes?
Almost at 1200 pages, closing in on the Sancho record.
Aaaaah yes, love that tag haha!
the part I dont get is “but it is painfully clear to all parties that, if De Jong truly wanted to be at Old Trafford, the wheels were in motion for him to make the move weeks ago”
How are the wheels in motion when Barca are still trying to get him to lower his salary and not pay him?
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