Franky Lampard

Super Fwank, super goaws
 
Despite the weirdness and Chelsea this is the kind of transfer that would make perfect sense. Premier league experience would improve the team and contribute to the development of the youngsters rather than obstruct their progress. Can't actually thing of anyone else who could tick those boxes. (Maybe David Beckham?)

Exactly my sentiments too. And this is why I'd rather spend money on a short term solution than someone young who might become a world beater one day, if he has the right attitude, and if he has the will to work hard, because honestly we are all stocked up in that department at United.
 
Yeah, short term deal I wouldn't mind. Always been a big admirer of his, don't know why people have such a problem with him.

Five years ago I'd love him at United. Now, still so, but less enthusiastically.

I can see where the story's come from - United struggling, Lampard talked of move away, 2+2. Not that it makes it remotely true.
 
This would be hilarious just to see the reactions. In fact the reactions of him being linked to us through newspaper talk is funny as it is.

Id rather have his missus. For myself. ¬¬
 
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Spotted at Manchester airport

File name: "Christine Bling-ley Frank Lampard's new fiance shows off engagement ring as they arrive back in London" :smirk:
 
A carrick-Lampard CM combo is a disaster waiting to happen. We need a CM.
 
Would not be amused with this signing. He's a great big over rated useless twat.

One thing he is not is overrated. Lampard is the highest goalscoring midfielder in PL history and second in all time assists.

Not that this transfer has a chance in hell of happening.
 
1) First of all i can't see and don't think that Chelsea will sell Lampard to a major rival but hey stranger things have happened.

2) I would rather have him in the midfield than to see players like Park, Rafael or Gibson again in our CM!!!!!!!!!!

3) Ms Bleakley would be our number one WAG at Old Trafford :drool:

4) I don't think it would be a good deal for us (also i'm a big fan of Lampard).............

- He makes a game too slow in the last 1-2 years
- He can't play in a two-man midfield, we wouldn't have the ideal midfield partner for him (It would only work if we play a midfield with wingers who do a lot of defensive work........Park-Lampard-Carrick-Valencia).
 
1) First of all i can't see and don't think that Chelsea will sell Lampard to a major rival but hey stranger things have happened.

2) I would rather have him in the midfield than to see players like Park, Rafael or Gibson again in our CM!!!!!!!!!!

3) Ms Bleakley would be our number one WAG at Old Trafford :drool:

4) I don't think it would be a good deal for us (also i'm a big fan of Lampard).............

- He makes a game too slow in the last 1-2 years
- He can't play in a two-man midfield, we wouldn't have the ideal midfield partner for him (It would only work if we play a midfield with wingers who do a lot of defensive work........Park-Lampard-Carrick-Valencia).

:nono:

Bleakley has nothing on De Gea's girlfriend. In fact I think she's fairly minging.

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Bleakley has nothing on De Gea's girlfriend. In fact I think she's fairly minging

I think Cleverley and De Gea have way better looking gals.
Okay okay Edurne is really hot, Emily O'Hara is hot too but nothing special compared to other Page 3 girls and Daniela Martins (Nani's girl) is a cracker too but I like women like Bleakley :)

Anyway hopefully we'll hear something from Fergie in a few hours about "Lampard to Manchester United?" :)
 
Lampsy has got one last big move in him I reckon. He still gets goals at his age, you can't deny it.
 
If Lampard leaves Chelsea then as first option i can see he goes to PSG.

- Ancelotti loves him
- PSG are needing some good midfielders
- His salary wouldn't be a problem for PSG
- CL football next season
- I can see a few of other Chelsea players are leaving the club for PSG - Malouda, Kalou or Alex
- Paris is a great city
 
He's not going to leave. Boas has yet to win over Chelsea, think selling a fans favourite would help?
 
All I can think about is that video of Evra in the Monaco hotel room telling Lampard to suck his pussy.
 
Please tell me this is not true , I dont want this twat anywhere near wearing a United shirt

I cant believe that some on here think it would be a good idea , your mad I tell you MAD

What exactly has he done that makes him a twat? Plays for another team? As far as I'm concerned he's a decent bloke and a class player, which I've always maintained. However I don't think there's anything behind these rumours.
 
He's still a good player, even at 33, but can't see him leaving Chelsea.

And he wouldn't be the answer, just a temporary solution.
 
What exactly has he done that makes him a twat? Plays for another team? As far as I'm concerned he's a decent bloke and a class player, which I've always maintained. However I don't think there's anything behind these rumours.
If he thinks Lampard is a twat, wonder what he thinks of Terry.
 
What exactly has he done that makes him a twat? Plays for another team? As far as I'm concerned he's a decent bloke and a class player, which I've always maintained. However I don't think there's anything behind these rumours.

OK maybe twat is a bit strong , but it is just personal opinion , I dont think he is the player for us.
Dont think he would fit in .
 
Nooooooo

I've just woken up and reading rumours on Fat Frank, when i was expecting Modric, Sneijder or even Goetze.

Hope it's not true!!!
 
I'd happily take him on a one year contract if he's willing to leave the city he's spent most (all?) of his life in, for much less pay, and he manages to convince Roman to sell him to a direct rival on the cheap. Yeah, its on.
 
File name: "Christine Bling-ley Frank Lampard's new fiance shows off engagement ring as they arrive back in London after returning from Manchester" :smirk:

Fixed

Anyway my response to this is, NO!

I dont want fat frank at united
 
£140,000 a week for a 33 year old, no thank you.
 
United don't give more than 12 month contracts to players over a certain age. Why would Frank up sticks for less money and a shorter contract?

I can't see any advantage to Frank, Chelsea or United for this transfer to happen.
 
he just doesn't like London's shit airports - and anyway, if there was anything in this, he'd be wearing a Salmon Rushdie disguise.

The meeja have got this mixed up - JT is coming. He'll be a good influence on Rooney and can play in goal.
 
I forgot to add Chelsea are still in the Champions league.