Sheffield Utd
Sheffield Utd won 11 trophies, the most of the experiment.
@BD and
@sebsheep started off moaning about the yellow dots, then they moaned about the green dots. Then they grew obsessed with them. A player with amazing stats but no dots? Get outta here. They recruited 199 PA Basit based on his dots and look at how that turned out.
They actually had a bit of a penchant for picking the right player most summers. The pair worked so in tandem that I didn't even read who was posting each dm as they it just felt like one person sending instructions. 193 PA Dalipi was an inspired buy, even if it was purely done to annoy Arsenal at the time. Their best buy was probably, ironically, their first one. Yeremy Pino lasted the whole game at the very top, performance wise.
Basit has been club captain for almost a decade now. Neves (whose photo looks like he's standing on a stool to get in frame) is also long term VC.
Pino is a club legend, alongside Scalvini for some reason. Basit only managed to become an icon.
BD and seb are also beloved owners and will always be welcome back at the Stade de Frank. Talking of Frank...
Sheffield Utd went through 8 permanent managers in 15 seasons. Thomas Frank for £76 (I think?) million has to go down as the manager flop of the whole experiment. An obscene amount of money to spend on a manager so early on and who won you nothing. I can't even see Frank's history because he probably retired out of shame immediately after being sacked for Sampaoli.
Their best manager is up to interpretation but it's definitely one of the final 3. For me it's Rose, who got them 2 Premier Leagues, an FA Cup and a Carabao Cup, But Nagelsmann got them that CL and probably was unlucky to be sacked, purely because BD and sebsheep felt they needed to complete the set as they wanted Hoeness from the get-go.
Here are all of their records. As I said before, they broke the attendance record in the PL, but they also filled out their massive 116k stadium completely against Forest in the Carabao Cup Semi (the stadium was another thing they developed an obsession with). The Stade de Frank was also partially funded with the blood money of selling off their entire youth teams, by the way. That youth team is still trying to recover and seems to keep having to involve random Georgians/Burundians to score goals for them.
One of those regens, Nemanja Ilic actually looks a talent. He became their youngest player ever this season and has high potential. It's a shame he's got about 5 team-mates in the u18s currently. Their biggest signing (outside of owner ones) was Thomas Lemoine for £142m, and he's got a very high ceiling.
And finally we have Sheffield Utd's best XI of all time.
Hoyenhall a shoe-in for the GK position although Bazunu had a decent time with them.
Legends/Icons Scalvini and Basit are the CBs, so no surprises there but Petanjek might feel unlucky to not be there considering Scalvini played a lot at DM. Felder and Halty at full-back makes sense.
Neves at the base of the midfield and then Checa, who is quite a recent AI signing but looks a talent. Then Sauck makes up the other midfielder. They never really had a super midfield at any point. Most of their talent was up top or at the back.
Pino obviously makes it. Amadou is a surprise but he was in the team for 7 seasons. Finally Dalipi up top is a no brainer.
Wahi makes it on the bench, one of their first ever owner signings. You'd imagine Nilson and Hugo would make it to the first XI after a couple more seasons.
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And that's Sheffield Utd. Well done
@BD &
@sebsheep!
Sunderland up next.