Genius Me!
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Come on you miserable feckers, it's gotta be worth a go, lets just go mental lets fecking do it.
Your post, Neviller, reminded me of something that took place almost 30 years ago while I was at a political convention in Dallas. I was sharing a room with a guy in a hotel and at about 2am I was sleeping and he brought in a female companion. They engaged in coitus. By my stopwatch, it lasted maybe 45 seconds, 60 seconds tops. She was pissed. Real pissed. Mean and nasty Texas pissed. "You asshole, you didn't let me come!" pissed.
Not having any idea whether i was human or some other species, she walked over to my bed and asked "What about you?". Strange things happen at 2am.
Fellaini wouldn't be a bad option at all off the bench, but I'm willing to see if Fletcherinho has got something left in the tank. I'm glad we took a pass on microphone head.
With all the pessimism in this thread I just came up with a genius idea.
Well basically, muppet transfers never happen for us right? Sometimes we get lucky a la Van Persie but time and time again we put ourselves through torture only to be left disappointed with the eventual outcome, and then it's signings like Fellaini that we know will happen.
So I propose some reverse muppet psychology. Lets all going fecking crazy mental for Fellaini and use the Fabregas thread to call him a useless cnut and then maybe just maybe we'll trick the forces of nature.
And then if we do end up signing Fellaini, we'll all be so psyched from our days and possibly weeks of hysteria that we'll all forget we hated him in the first place and be so thrilled that we got our top transfer target and everyone can love Moyes for signing the saviour.
So who's with me? Fellai the feck in or what??
He's shit, but I suppose he'll do if we can't get anything else.
feck you, I want both of them. In for a penny, in for a pound!!
Painful seeing this thread bumped.
you're doing it wrong, absolutely wrong.
I don't even think that I could feign enthusiasm in this thread if I tried.
But what if it worked, it's gotta be worth a try it just has to be.
you're doing it wrong, absolutely wrong.
How would you do it if you were him?
I would treat this thread just like this Thiago thread and hope the reverse muppet psychology works.
But hell, after that 1 minute I saw on YouTube I actually would be happy if we sign him, I think he'd fit in well.
Very true. But he was playing up front against a player deputising as a centre back. It wasn't like they were both playing in midfield. No doubts his use up front. Everyone doubts his use in centre midfield, which is where we would want to sign him for.Not posting much these days but all of you geeks saying that he's shit really got my dander up.
He was good enough to completely tear us apart single-handedly last season. He downright humiliated Michael Carrick – arguably our best player last season – and made him look like a fecking pub player on that day. It was one of the best performances of a player against United I've ever seen.
Is Fellaini the anti-muppet or something? he's really not as bad as people are making out in here. He's no Carrick, but at least he'll offer cover for him and give us a defensive option that can also chip in with a few goals.
Not posting much these days but all of you geeks saying that he's shit really got my dander up.
He was good enough to completely tear us apart single-handedly last season. He downright humiliated Michael Carrick – arguably our best player last season – and made him look like a fecking pub player on that day. It was one of the best performances of a player against United I've ever seen.
I'm struggling to see how some of you don't want him at United. If he was to end up at United (and this is not me jumping onboard any speculation, just a personal view), then I reckon he would be just the ticket for anchoring up our midfield. How many times last season were we all bemoaning the teams inability to defend and even attack set pieces? He would give us goals, a constant threat in the opposition area, a hasseling and tough tacking midfielder.
Carrick can supply the balls all season long, we need a top class partner for him in the middle - Fellaini is that man for me.
Is Fellaini the anti-muppet or something? he's really not as bad as people are making out in here. He's no Carrick, but at least he'll offer cover for him and give us a defensive option that can also chip in with a few goals.
Nice to see some sense talked about Felllaini in here, I think people need to recognise that he wouldn't be bought into the club as a dynamic creative midfield, but more of a battling DM which we've also been lacking! Moyes said he want's two CMs, one a creative midfielder, one a DM - I mentioned this on the Twitter thread, but Moyes & Fellaini both said last season they see his natural position as a DM & think he will play most of his future career in that role. Makes sense like Jimy_Hills_Chin said to sign him, play him purely as a DM and free Carrick/new CM up, he gives us another aerial threat and he's also got the added bonus of working under Moyes for the last few years.Fellani will improve the squad. At 23m that is all you can hope for these days. He would free Carrick up a bit by playing purely as a defensive midfielder, he is good in box boxes from set pieces, Moyes knows him and he doesn't seem like the kind of guy to get phased by the big occasion.
We have been crying out for some physicality in midfield, especially against the likes of Yaya Toure. I am all for this signing.
Sheldon can't even pronounce it properly.who uses that word other than Sheldon.
Sheldon can't even pronounce it properly.
For 24 million pounds? No thank you.
Who the feck cares?
It's not your money and the club says they can spend whatever they want.
Becuase buying Fellaini for 24 million is the same as Liverpool buying Andy Caroll for 35 million, it's stupid spending, yes it isn't my money, but I don't want the club I love to be a laughing stock.
Nice to see some sense talked about Felllaini in here, I think people need to recognise that he wouldn't be bought into the club as a dynamic creative midfield, but more of a battling DM which we've also been lacking! Moyes said he want's two CMs, one a creative midfielder, one a DM - I mentioned this on the Twitter thread, but Moyes & Fellaini both said last season they see his natural position as a DM & think he will play most of his future career in that role. Makes sense like Jimy_Hills_Chin said to sign him, play him purely as a DM and free Carrick/new CM up, he gives us another aerial threat and he's also got the added bonus of working under Moyes for the last few years.
On the other hand, I agree that if he was our only CM purchase, I would be slightly disappointed with that.
... 23m is the average price for a player like this in the PL. ....
Eh? IF we don buy him at 20-25 million, I think that would be a decent amount for a player like him. He is 25, will turn 26 in November, and will be entering his peak years at this point of his career.Becuase buying Fellaini for 24 million is the same as Liverpool buying Andy Caroll for 35 million, it's stupid spending, yes it isn't my money, but I don't want the club I love to be a laughing stock.
Correct. Put simply he's an awkward looking player who isnt pretty to watch - so loads of people like to jump on the bandwagon and moan about the prospect of us signing him.
He's been excellent for Everton in an average siade, and with Baines has been the catylyst for what they've done. He's been forced to play further forward which he seemingly isnt that keen on but has worked hard, got on with it and had success, despite the fact that he's not a natural fit in that position.
He's a grafter, performs in big games and offers what we've lacked for years - steel in midfield to stop us getting overran. He's done well at Everton and deserves the chance to play in a better side, so I'd personally be happy if he came in.
And people moaning about his fouling have a short memory. Roy Keane was the dirtiest player in the PL for years - didnt mean the fans loved him any less.
I do rate him but is that really your definition of a "great" player?I don't get what everybody's issue with Fellani is. Think he's a great player, full of energy, big, strong and gets about.
Becuase buying Fellaini for 24 million is the same as Liverpool buying Andy Caroll for 35 million, it's stupid spending, yes it isn't my money, but I don't want the club I love to be a laughing stock.