fecking bollocks thread

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Wizard Keyaz said:
Bergzen you cnut, you know I can't come out with this kind of shit, it isn't my thing, but hold on let me try to sort one out.
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:lol: I think I'll tag along with alonso and make all my replies 26thers.
 
Bergzens a stinker, who is a plonker,
lives in iceland, which is a bellend,
tries to be a smart cnut, ends up being a grunt,
Bergzen the DINKER!
 
alonso767 said:
"what is with this 26?", what a prick,
poor old wiz is not that quick,
tracking post counts, getting porn discounts,
not bright, never right,
old wiz, caf dick.
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:lol: class, you're getting the hang of it. I'm gonna make a positive one now.

alonso's ambition, to make someone listen,
required him to get out of the kitchen,
he's on his way, into the fray,
the scouser, in my browser,
will you enrichen.
 
bergzen said:
:lol: class, you're getting the hang of it. I'm gonna make a positive one now.

alonso's ambition, to make someone listen,
required him to get out of the kitchen,
he's on his way, into the fray,
the scouser, in my browser,
will you enrichen.
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:lol: :lol:
 
Wizard Keyaz said:
Bergzens a stinker, who is a plonker,
lives in iceland, which is a bellend,
tries to be a smart cnut, ends up being a grunt,
Bergzen the DINKER!
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You forgot the line with the C rhymes, stinker and plonker doesn't rhyme really, neither does iceland or bellend, but besides all that, pretty average.
 
jasonrh said:
And who pays for porn anymore?

That's why torrents were invented.
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jason r, thinks he's a star,
"pay for porn? how bizarre"
getting a job, playing with his knob,
asian sluts, ugly muts,
jason r, au revoir.
 
bergzen said:
You forgot the line with the C rhymes, stinker and plonker doesn't rhyme really, neither does iceland or bellend, but besides all that, pretty average.
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:lol: :lol:

chin up, wiz.

i've been there, and look at me now!
 
Wizzy can't hack it, did a slack bit,
hoped to god it carried some wit,
I'm sorry it didn't, you should have listened,
try again, I'll tell you when,
it stops being shit.
 
bergzen said:
You forgot the line with the C rhymes, stinker and plonker doesn't rhyme really, neither does iceland or bellend, but besides all that, pretty average.
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Come on, give me a break, my first attempt
 
Wizard Keyaz said:
Alonso is a nasty old wanker,
shaves his head like a tosser,
has his own rights of being a loser,
Alonso my fav mucker!
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Now it's just random, leading to boredom,
your parents should have used a condom,
by calling him tosser, you're in the crosshair,
this one, you forgot son,
you peeping tom.
 
Wizard Keyaz said:
Come on, give me a break, my first attempt
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:lol: we're cool wiz, I just think the twentysixthers need a bit of that "rap battle"-edge to them, insults and the like will be forgotten when the rhyme ends. Otherwise me and alonso wouldn't be talking :smirk:
 
bergzen said:
Now it's just random, leading to boredom,
your parents should have used a condom,
by calling him tosser, you're in the crosshair,
this one, you forgot son,
you peeping tom.
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Don't you think you are going a little over the top here mate
 
bergzen said:
:lol: we're cool wiz, I just think the twentysixthers need a bit of that "rap battle"-edge to them, insults and the like will be forgotten when the rhyme ends. Otherwise me and alonso wouldn't be talking :smirk:
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So how about my second attempt, any better?
 
Wizard Keyaz said:
So how about my second attempt, any better?
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Well you have to study the rhyme. Read my post where I quoted plech, about how the rhyme works. You forget the C rhyme line, which is the second last one. It's very important to create the rythm that twentysixthers are all about. In my last one about you where I wrote "this one, you forgot son" was a referance to that.

Using bits of info about posters that you've accumulated of the forum is also a nice touch.
 
Wizard Keyaz said:
Alonso is a nasty old wanker,
shaves his head like a tosser,
has his own rights of being a loser,
Alonso my fav mucker!
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chin up wiz, this ain't your biz,
your posting just fizz,
one time, you'll make a rhyme,
not close, say adios,
ms. whiz
 
bergzen said:
Well you have to study the rhyme. Read my post where I quoted plech, about how the rhyme works. You forget the C rhyme line, which is the second last one. It's very important to create the rythm that twentysixthers are all about. In my last one about you where I wrote "this one, you forgot son" was a referance to that.

Using bits of info about posters that you've accumulated of the forum is also a nice touch.
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come out with another one so I can get into the pattern
 
alonso767 said:
chin up wiz, this ain't your biz,
your posting just fizz,
one time, you'll make a rhyme,
not close, say adios,
ms. whiz
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The second line breaks up the rythm a bit. Now let's lay off the wizard! :)

alonso's story, is new-found glory,
this battle could get all bloody and gory,
I'm killing the king, so you ain't no thing,
grannystabber, worse than slabber,
feckin' tory.
 
I ain't no whiz of cussing,
i'm in for loving,
if you guys diss me, I will piss pee,
you guys aint rapstars, you're all below par
how did i do in the mixing?
 
temporary form, you're just the norm,
your poems are forever lukewarm,
reserve team player, you'll never be mayor,
total crap, sorry old chap,
bergzen, cant perform.
 
Wizard Keyaz said:
I ain't no whiz of cussing,
i'm in for loving,
if you guys diss me, I will piss pee,
you guys aint rapstars, you're all below par
how did i do in the mixing?
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needed a word in the first line that rhymes with cussing and mixing.
loving should have rhymed with those words as well.

Love the third line though :lol: fecking brilliant, talk about burying yourself.
last two lines are way too long, should be shorter than the rest, the rhythm should get shorter and shorter.
 
bergzen said:
needed a word in the first line that rhymes with cussing and mixing.
loving should have rhymed with those words as well.

Love the third line though :lol: fecking brilliant, talk about burying yourself.
last two lines are way too long, should be shorter than the rest, the rhythm should get shorter and shorter.
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Well it ain't my thing and I want try anymore, just a little depressed now
 
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