fecking bollocks thread

[bergen]

jason!

http://www.jasonrh.com/

are you responsible for this? Because your use of text straight on psychedelic backgrounds is bad for anyone's health (i.e. the 45 best lp's site).

 

[Slabber]

Slabs, why does Plech even try to convince himself he can do that exile thing?

He's pulled it off for many months before.

What's really stupid is when he spends his time lurking but not posting, as if that's somehow better.

 

[Slabber]

My username isn't silly, you're just jealous.

I've actually thought of a way of stopping it.

Edit: I was going to bump an unlocked thread in there but I don't have posting rights.

 

[Bearded but no genius]

jason!

http://www.jasonrh.com/

are you responsible for this? Because your use of text straight on psychedelic backgrounds is bad for anyone's health (i.e. the 45 best lp's site).

It's 7 years old.

And you're almost as bad a stalker as Richter.

 

[Dubai_Devil]

I've actually thought of a way of stopping it.

Edit: I was going to bump an unlocked thread in there but I don't have posting rights.

I thought that's what you were going to do.

I do have posting rights in there.

 

[bergen]

It's 7 years old.

And you're almost as bad a stalker as Richter.

just saw it when I was posting the soccerbest picture.

 

[Slabber]

I thought that's what you were going to do.

I do have posting rights in there.

Do you?

Well that's not fair.

I'm going to have to start a thread about that. I expect little sympathy from the Mods.

 

[Bearded but no genius]

I thought that's what you were going to do.

I do have posting rights in there.

Geddout. You ruddy well do not!

Prove it.

 

[Dubai_Devil]

Erm, I can, I just don't want to.

 

[bergen]

He's pulled it off for many months before.

What's really stupid is when he spends his time lurking but not posting, as if that's somehow better.

That's no bloody exile. He's such a Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime.

 

[Slabber]

Erm, I can, I just don't want to.

If you're lying I'm going to look a right tit.

 

[Bearded but no genius]

If you're lying I'm going to look a right tit.

You look a right tit.

 

[Slabber]

You look a right tit.

I knew someone would say that.

 

[bergen]

You look a right tit.

Is Plech the left tit then?

 

[Dubai_Devil]

I wasn't lying.

 

[Slabber]

I wasn't lying.

You lied about your posting rights and now you've lied about whether you were lying.

Liar.

 

[Bearded but no genius]

I wasn't lying.

And I'm Ravi Shankar's long lost brother, Alexander Shankar.

 

[Ern]

 

[Bearded but no genius]

Good morning Ern.

 

[Ern]

And I'm Ravi Shankar's long lost brother, Alexander Shankar.

That explains why you're such an ugly cnut.

 

[Bearded but no genius]

That explains why you're such an ugly cnut.

This is true.

But my wife is hot as hell, and I don't have that many mirrors.

 

[Ern]

Morning, Jason.

 

[Dubai_Devil]

I didn't lie, I was wrong.

 

[Slabber]

I didn't lie, I was wrong.

You should be a politician.

 

[Ern]

I didn't lie, I was wrong.

 

[Dubai_Devil]

That doesn't mean that no one else finds me funny because the two statements are not mutually exclusive. It also means that either the statement is wrong because there are no people in that room, contrary to what they lead you to believe, or that all the people who find me funny are in another part of the room not shown in that picture.

 

[Ern]

That doesn't mean that no one else finds me funny because the two statements are not mutually exclusive. It also means that either the statement is wrong because there are no people in that room, contrary to what they lead you to believe, or that all the people who find me funny are in another part of the room not shown in that picture.

 

[bergen]

That doesn't mean that no one else finds me funny because the two statements are not mutually exclusive. It also means that either the statement is wrong because there are no people in that room, contrary to what they lead you to believe, or that all the people who find me funny are in another part of the room not shown in that picture.

10/10.

 

[Dubai_Devil]

10/10.

Thank you.

Shut up Ern.

 

[Ern]

Thank you.

Shut up Ern.

 

[Bearded but no genius]

Please. No more personal photos.

 

[Slabber]

Please. No more personal photos.

Is that Ern's boyfriend or Ern himself?

 

[Bearded but no genius]

Shut Up Ern.

You're in poor form. Maybe some shuteye will improve your posting.

 

[Bearded but no genius]

Is that Ern's boyfriend or Ern himself?

It's his sister.

 

[Ern]

Please. No more personal photos.

Whoa, you make funny joke.

 

[bergen]

jason, I think he just woke up. He's in the middle of nowhere you know.

 

[Bearded but no genius]

jason, I think he just woke up. He's in the middle of nowhere you know.

He woke up at 4AM?

Go back to sleep, dumb arse.

 

[Slabber]

Right.

It's bedtime for Slabber.

Goodnight Caftards.

 

[Bearded but no genius]

Right.

It's bedtime for Slabber.

Goodnight Caftards.

Goodnight Slabtard.

I won the 'please give me money' battle, so I'm going to go put the cheque in the bank.

 

[bergen]

'tards.