fecking bollocks thread

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jason was high, gave it a try,
"I know you are, but what am I?"
lamer words, I've rarely heard,
I'm tired, you're fired,
goodbye.

:cool:
 
bergzen said:
jason was high, gave it a try,
"I know you are, but what am I?"
lamer words, I've rarely heard,
I'm tired, you're fired,
goodbye.

:cool:
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:lol:

Class.

On that note, I'll leave you to your right hand for the evening.
 
I'm a late bloomer, didn't join until like the 47th page or something.
 
bollocks threads, the whole caf spreads,
id rather have slabs wishing children were dead,
started as a joke, i wish it would croak,
its total shit, we should quit,
fecking bollocks threads.
 
this is the thread, that slabber led,
keeps us all from going to bed,
fecking bollocks, bunch of caf cocks,
talking shite, left and right,
eating bread.
 
bergzen said:
this is the thread, that slabber led,
keeps us all from going to bed,
fecking bollocks, bunch of caf cocks,
talking shite, left and right,
eating bread.
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Now this is what you call you FB!
 
alonso you have to work a bit on the melody and harmony of your twentysixthers, but you're getting there.
 
let's keep them in the twentysixther thread, the goal is to make two classic posts about the same subject, surely an unprecedented achievement.
 
Wizard Keyaz said:
What is with this 26's?
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The old thread was put into the classics and plech went crying over not being able to post in it anymore, created a new one, did one new 26ther, and then went back into exile.

I'm just trying to keep the plech flame burning, I'm hoping alonso will help.
 
I like this thread. I would be lost without it.

It's the catchall thread for a certain brand of Caf Spastification that I happen to enjoy.
 
Wizard Keyaz said:
So it has to be within 26 words?
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No, it's got to have the rhymes in the right place, and have the same 'bounce' or rhythm to it as the ones bergzen is posting.

He's outclassing Plech tonight with them.
 
Wizard Keyaz said:
So it has to be within 26 words?
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Do I have to wipe your arse as well? :rolleyes: :smirk:

Plechazunga said:
This thread is for poems written in the form I'm calling the 'Twentysixther', named after his celebrated (well, by me) effort in his thread of last month

26th may 1999 said:
West ham Stan is a fat Dutch man...

Get past him if you feckin' can.

Try and nick his chips and he'll kiss you on the lips....

Big fat gay twat...

Dutch Stan.
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So, the rhyme-scheme goes:

.........A.........A
....................A
.........B..........B
......C......C
......A
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so, 26th may 1999 created the rhyme-scheme, and plech made it famous.
 
Keyaz the Wizard, lost in a blizzard,
his observation skills are a real hazard,
asked bunch of questions, in different sections,
don't you get it? you daft git,
Whiz 'ard.
 
bergzen said:
Keyaz the Wizard, lost in a blizzard,
his observation skills are a real hazard,
asked bunch of questions, in different sections,
don't you get it? you daft git,
Whiz 'ard.
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Bergzen you cnut, you know I can't come out with this kind of shit, it isn't my thing, but hold on let me try to sort one out.
 
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