There once was a thing called a V-2,
To pilot which you did not need to-
You just pushed a button,
And it would leave nuttin'
But stiffs and big holes and debris, too.
There was a young fellow named Crockett,
Who had an affair with a rocket.
If you saw them out there
You'd be tempted to stare,
BUt if you ain't tried it, don't knock it!
There was a young fellow named Hector,
Who has fond of a launcher-erector.
But the squishes and pops
Of acute pressure drops
Wrecked Hector's hydraulic connector
There once was a fellow named Moorehead,
Who had an affair with a warhead.
His wife moved away
The very next day-
She was always kind of a sorehead.
There was a technician name Urban,
Who had an affair with a turbine.
"It's much nicer," he said,
"Than a woman in bed,
And it's sure as hell cheaper than bourbon!"
There once was a fellow named Slattery
Who wa fond of the course-gyro battery.
With that 50-vold shock,
What was left of his cock
Was all slimy and slopy and spattery.
There was a young fellow named pope,
Who plugged into an oscilloscope.
The cyclical trace
Of their carnal embrace
Had a damn nearly infinite slope.
There was a young fellow name Yuri,
fecked the nozzle right up its venturi.
He had woes without cease
From his local police
And a hell of a time with the jury.
There was a young fellow name Yuri,
fecked the nozzle right up its venturi.
He had woes without cease
From his local police
And a hell of a time with the jury.
There was a young man named McGuire,
Who was fond of the pitch amplifier.
But a number of shorts
Left him covered with warts,
And set half the bedroom on fire
There once was a fellow named Richter,
Who slept with a guidance transmitter
It shriveled his cock,
Which fell off in his sock,
And made him exeedingly bitter.
There once was a fellow named Schroeder
Who buggered the vane sservomotor.
He soon grew a prong
On the end of his schlong,
And hired himself a promoter.
There was a young man from Decatur,
Who slept with a LOX generator.
His balls and his prick
Froze solid real quick,
And his asshole a little bit later.
To pilot which you did not need to-
You just pushed a button,
And it would leave nuttin'
But stiffs and big holes and debris, too.
There was a young fellow named Crockett,
Who had an affair with a rocket.
If you saw them out there
You'd be tempted to stare,
BUt if you ain't tried it, don't knock it!
There was a young fellow named Hector,
Who has fond of a launcher-erector.
But the squishes and pops
Of acute pressure drops
Wrecked Hector's hydraulic connector
There once was a fellow named Moorehead,
Who had an affair with a warhead.
His wife moved away
The very next day-
She was always kind of a sorehead.
There was a technician name Urban,
Who had an affair with a turbine.
"It's much nicer," he said,
"Than a woman in bed,
And it's sure as hell cheaper than bourbon!"
There once was a fellow named Slattery
Who wa fond of the course-gyro battery.
With that 50-vold shock,
What was left of his cock
Was all slimy and slopy and spattery.
There was a young fellow named pope,
Who plugged into an oscilloscope.
The cyclical trace
Of their carnal embrace
Had a damn nearly infinite slope.
There was a young fellow name Yuri,
fecked the nozzle right up its venturi.
He had woes without cease
From his local police
And a hell of a time with the jury.
There was a young fellow name Yuri,
fecked the nozzle right up its venturi.
He had woes without cease
From his local police
And a hell of a time with the jury.
There was a young man named McGuire,
Who was fond of the pitch amplifier.
But a number of shorts
Left him covered with warts,
And set half the bedroom on fire
There once was a fellow named Richter,
Who slept with a guidance transmitter
It shriveled his cock,
Which fell off in his sock,
And made him exeedingly bitter.
There once was a fellow named Schroeder
Who buggered the vane sservomotor.
He soon grew a prong
On the end of his schlong,
And hired himself a promoter.
There was a young man from Decatur,
Who slept with a LOX generator.
His balls and his prick
Froze solid real quick,
And his asshole a little bit later.
