Fantasy Premier League 23/24

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Of course Solanke, who has been killing my rank, does nothing when I finally get him in. And don't talk to me about Bowen. Useless bumbacluts.
You got Dom in this week? His fixtures turn soon and he prob blanks in 29. Has a pending double but I will possibly sell him for Erling.
 
If Bruno blanks in this game then everyone log on to your betting apps and pile on Odegaard because that is how my FPL season has gone.

Also need Solanke to score to fill up my 13.5 odds bet.
 
If Bruno blanks in this game then everyone log on to your betting apps and pile on Odegaard because that is how my FPL season has gone.

Also need Solanke to score to fill up my 13.5 odds bet.
Bruno isn’t a good FPL asset with how we play. Was great in Covid times when much further advanced and we seemed to get a decent amount of FKs and pens, but not now, not with play going wide and a proper no.9.

Shame… loved his Covid Years.
 
You got Dom in this week? His fixtures turn soon and he prob blanks in 29. Has a pending double but I will possibly sell him for Erling.

He's doing it again!

Plays in the blank then possibly doubles in 28 and has a run of Burnley, Sheffield United, Wolves, Everton, Palace and Luton.

That said if he doesn't score in the second half (and he won't) he's a complete cnut.
 
Little beauty. And even the dubious goals bums can't take that one off him as it was on target.

About time someone actually passed him it.
 
He's doing it again!

Plays in the blank then possibly doubles in 28 and has a run of Burnley, Sheffield United, Wolves, Everton, Palace and Luton.

That said if he doesn't score in the second half (and he won't) he's a complete cnut.
Yeah but I have 3 slots and need to sell someone. I have Dom Watkins and Jalv now. Dom is good but you have Haaland Jalv Toney Darwin all doubling and Watkins who has good fixtures playing for a better team. Not easy to decide but someone's gotta go.

I would wanna go into 25 ideally with Watkins Haaland Jalv/Darwin
 
Yeah but I have 3 slots and need to sell someone. I have Dom Watkins and Jalv now. Dom is good but you have Haaland Jalv Toney Darwin all doubling and Watkins who has good fixtures playing for a better team. Not easy to decide but someone's gotta go.

I would wanna go into 25 ideally with Watkins Haaland Jalv/Darwin

Wtf is a Jalv?
 
How the hell Cunha had price drop yesterday? Those prices are totally random shit.
I lost valuable 0.1 mil for buying him yesterday (didn't want to risk Maddison going up again).
 
My rival's team is just a joke. Cunha, Richarlison captain and he's on 69 points with 3 City players to go
 
Cunha with a hattrick, this is ridiculous....
 
Having Garnacho in your team is great cos not only is he a United player, he’s also a differential so you’re double rooting for him

he’s also a greedy bastard. Definitely has himself in his own FPL team
 
For the love of christ please don't bring on Nunez :lol:
 
Oh baby.
Garnacho :drool::drool::drool:

This Is the haul he should have got last game
 
I feel like I’ve missed the moment to have a go at Moby… and he didn’t affect my captaincy pick.

@Moby… is there anything else you’ve done I can have a go at you for? Kicked a cat.. not given up your seat for an old lady.. laughed at a little kid miskicking a ball at a park?

EDIT… you didn’t tell me to repick Hojlund. Selfish!

He tried to feck me over too!

Eh? Kick Garnacho out of there.
 
I bought him yesterday. That is end of his watch :D
The guy in my mini league is about to catch me after being a distant 4th a couple of match days ago.

He got 115 with a bench boost in the week Palmer and Dubravka hauled.

He's on 76 with Jota, Walker, Foden and Alvarez to come. The prick will be top 100k for the gameweek probably.

And on top of all that he's a Liverpool fan
 
I feel like I’ve missed the moment to have a go at Moby… and he didn’t affect my captaincy pick.

@Moby… is there anything else you’ve done I can have a go at you for? Kicked a cat.. not given up your seat for an old lady.. laughed at a little kid miskicking a ball at a park?

EDIT… you didn’t tell me to repick Hojlund. Selfish!
Who is to blame for famous Alvarez captain week (over Salah)? Who started that train? I want to blame someone too. For something.
 
The guy in my mini league is about to catch me after being a distant 4th a couple of match days ago.

He got 115 with a bench boost in the week Palmer and Dubravka hauled.

He's on 76 with Jota, Walker, Foden and Alvarez to come. The prick will be top 100k for the gameweek probably.

And on top of all that he's a Liverpool fan
Too early for BB. you will use it in double gw and score more.
 
Who is to blame for famous Alvarez captain week (over Salah)? Who started that train? I want to blame someone too. For something.

There's barely ever been a captain goal giving such relief as that one.
Even if Salah monstered his total.
 
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