Fantasy Premier League 2024/25

feck me Chelsea score again. Palmer might get taken off at HT if they score one more. This is going to be the lowest scoring week of the year for me.
 
Sigh 3 for Chelsea. If we didn't have Palmer he'd no doubt have 10 points by now
 
This is going to be another wacky fpl week isn't it
 
Flavor of the week - De Bruyne! Influx incoming this week.
He does look good though creating a lot and getting into scoring positions. Bruno to him might be a good transfer.
 
Haaland worked his ass off today getting involved in City's goal celebrations. The cnut.
 
Wood should have scored
 
How could he possibly have had concussion? Did you see the incident with the keeper?

No, I didn't actually. Saw his comments regarding it being related to the knock he got in Lisbon and take it at face value this time.

Just messing around with the not trusting him thing for this one.
 
Is the average for this week going to be 10-15 points with so many people having template teams?
 
Is the average for this week going to be 10-15 points with so many people having template teams?
Looking like it. Unless things turn around magically in the 2nd half with some players.
 
Looks like Bruno is a sell in this deeper position.
 
I need Solanke to still be unwell. But knowing my luck the cnut will turn up and get sent off in the first minute.
 
3 for City, none for Haaland. Obviously.
I'm probably the last in the country to be tying 15m up in him.

Ahh just seen the post above...Will take it.
Should have left captaincy there not on Palmer.
 
3 for City, none for Haaland. Obviously.
I'm probably the last in the country to be tying 15m up in him.

Ahh just seen the post above...Will take it.
Should have left captaincy there not on Palmer.
Well I actually captained him so it could be worse
 
Ait Nouri has to be one of the worst fpl transfers ever despite all the hype
 
Good when Salah gets you points, not when your ML mate has forgotten to change his captain from Salah to Palmer this week.
 
feck me Salah scores and assists.
What are the stats for captaincy this week?

Still think a sizeable chunk would have put it on him, such a rank killer.
 
Ait Nouri has to be one of the worst fpl transfers ever despite all the hype
He went from 4.5 to 4.9 in 5-6 weeks despite blanking in half of those games.

Weird player. An "attacking defender" without much xA. Not in the top 30 for defenders on that metric. Playing almost as a winger at times doesn't count for much if he's not creating chances.

Popped up with those goals earlier in the season and does well for xG compared to other defenders but the 3 he's scored is still a big overpeformance.
 
Praying Jackson comes on for a 1 pointer so my rival doesn't get the Rodgers points of the bench.
 
Ait Nouri has to be one of the worst fpl transfers ever despite all the hype
It's the slow realisation that we've put a defender in from a crap team, a team who barely score any goals either.
Cunha an equally crap one for me.

Might wildcard tomorrow re-distribute the 15m Haaland money and finally get that Bartolo fella out, as well as Ait Nouri, Cunha and Winks!