The Firestarter
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Now I am sorry I missed it.Basically Elton John and J.K. Rowling had an affair about 20 years ago. The kid found out their mum is transphobic, nicked some of their dad's specs (and one of his toupees) and got a gig singing in advance of the Belgian GP, whilst wearing a 50ft Belgian flag cape and gold trousers.