I mean, if we start comparing ourselves with the global footballing landscape and take into account national leagues of Luxembourg and Malta things indeed look less grim - you could easily claim Hojlund is currently better than 95% of strikers active today and Onana is a better shot stopper than 95% of people who every put on GK gloves.
Arsenal: Mikel Arteta
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FA Cup: 2020 (Arsenal)
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FA Community Shield: 2020 (Arsenal)
Aston Villa: Unai Emery
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UEFA Europa League: 2014, 2015, 2016 (Sevilla); 2021 (Villarreal)
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Coupe de France: 2017, 2018 (Paris Saint-Germain)
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Coupe de la Ligue: 2017, 2018 (Paris Saint-Germain)
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Trophée des Champions: 2016, 2017 (Paris Saint-Germain)
Bournemouth: Andoni Iraola
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Segunda División: 2017-18 (Rayo Vallecano)
Brentford: Thomas Frank
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Danish Cup: 2011 (FC Copenhagen, as assistant manager)
Brighton & Hove Albion: Fabian Hürzeler
- No major trophies recorded.
Chelsea: Enzo Maresca
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EFL Championship: 2023-24 (Leicester City)
Crystal Palace: Oliver Glasner
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DFB-Pokal: 2021-22 (Eintracht Frankfurt)
Everton: David Moyes
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FA Community Shield: 2013 (Manchester United)
Fulham: Marco Silva
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Taça de Portugal: 2013-14 (Sporting CP)
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Supertaça Cândido de Oliveira: 2014 (Sporting CP)
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Greek Super League: 2015-16 (Olympiacos)
Ipswich Town: Kieran McKenna
- No major trophies recorded.
Leicester City: Ruud van Nistelrooy
- No major trophies recorded.
Liverpool: Arne Slot
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Eredivisie: 2022-23 (Feyenoord)
Manchester City: Pep Guardiola
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La Liga: 2008-09, 2009-10, 2010-11 (FC Barcelona)
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Copa del Rey: 2008-09, 2011-12 (FC Barcelona)
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UEFA Champions League: 2008-09, 2010-11 (FC Barcelona); 2022-23 (Manchester City)
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Bundesliga: 2013-14, 2014-15, 2015-16 (Bayern Munich)
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DFB-Pokal: 2013-14, 2015-16 (Bayern Munich)
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Premier League: 2017-18, 2018-19, 2020-21, 2021-22, 2022-23, 2023-24 (Manchester City)
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FA Cup: 2018-19 (Manchester City)
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EFL Cup: 2017-18, 2018-19, 2019-20, 2020-21 (Manchester City)
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FA Community Shield: 2018, 2019 (Manchester City)
Manchester United: Ruben Amorim
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Taça da Liga: 2019-20 (Braga); 2020-21, 2021-22 (Sporting CP)
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Primeira Liga: 2020-21 (Sporting CP)
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Supertaça Cândido de Oliveira: 2021 (Sporting CP)
Newcastle United: Eddie Howe
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EFL Championship: 2014-15 (Bournemouth)
Nottingham Forest: Nuno Espírito Santo
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EFL Championship play-offs: 2023-24 (Nottingham Forest)
Southampton: Ivan Jurić
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Serie B: 2019-20 (Hellas Verona)
Tottenham Hotspur: Ange Postecoglou
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A-League Premiership: 2010-11 (Brisbane Roar)
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A-League Championship: 2011, 2012 (Brisbane Roar)
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J1 League: 2019 (Yokohama F. Marinos)
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Scottish Premiership: 2021-22, 2022-23 (Celtic)
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Scottish League Cup: 2021-22, 2022-23 (Celtic)
West Ham United: Graham Potter
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Swedish Cup: 2016-17 (Östersunds FK)
Wolverhampton Wanderers: Vítor Pereira
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Primeira Liga: 2011-12, 2012-13 (FC Porto)
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Greek Super League: 2014-15 (Olympiacos)
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Greek Cup: 2014-15 (Olympiacos)
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Saudi Professional League: 2022-23 (Al-Ittihad)
Does 95% of Premier League managers sound better?