You're making my point by exaggerating how bad England is, don't know why you took that route. England doesn't get judged extra critically because they're bad, they get judged because they're English and many people (including the English) don't like England. A lot of what I see is people being snide, then you have fans to who can't separate club and country and hate certain players because they play for certain clubs.
England is an ugly team to watch because we play Tory football under Southgate but that's his tactic. It actually works and if it wasn't for players bottling penalties then we might have a Euro trophy and a WC too.
Dropping Bellingham back is a Fifa tactic that I see a lot of people suggesting, but people don't realise that we will need to defend at times as well. That team would get walked through. I'd drop Foden for Palmer and play Trent at RB for his creativity. Of course that wouldn't work in a Southgate team so Walker would be the option for him. Rooney has had some very memorable moments for England I'm guessing you're a younger fan who only saw him in his latter years.
Sometimes I struggle to get hyped for England during tournaments but the weird hate the team gets makes me root for them harder. I don't want to see us fail just because there aren't any United players in the starting 11. There needs to be a study on how English people resent their national team, it's a bit of a reflection of the crabs in a bucket mentality people have here.