Eminem

Boss said:
Damn you Hectic, stop hating!
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I'm sorry, but if you, as an apparent Hip-Hop veteran can't disrespect other artists, in this case Lil Wayne and Kanye fecking West for fear of their comeback, then you are weak.

Kanye West? What the feck man. Lil Wayne I can sort of accept because of his battles with T.I and his background of battle rapping, even then he is shit, but Kanye West?

If he's afraid of what they would do to him, I wonder how he would fare with Blaq Poet, or Fashawn or any battle rapper with intelligent thought.
 
Hectic said:
I'm sorry, but if you, as an apparent Hip-Hop veteran can't disrespect other artists, in this case Lil Wayne and Kanye fecking West for fear of their comeback, then you are weak.

Kanye West? What the feck man. Lil Wayne I can sort of accept because of his battles with T.I and his background of battle rapping, even then he is shit, but Kanye West?

If he's afraid of what they would do to him, I wonder how he would fare with Blaq Poet, or Fashawn or any battle rapper with intelligent thought.
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but we haven't seen Kanye in a battle rap, what you need to realise is Mr West is one of the most creative motherfeckers in music, period. A diss track is about digging deep to present dirt on a rapper in the most creative way, for example, I would say Takeover had more facts on Nas than Ether. But the way Nas presented his shit on Jayz made him win. You know what.

:lol:I give up, i'm not believing what I'm writing at this point
 
Imagine a few years from now, it's at a Mtv event, and Eminem steps on Kanye's shoes and doesn't even say sorry or acknowledge Ye, I'm saying Kanye is staring at him walk off for a good one hour. Eminem has gone to his seat, the ceremony has started, Kanye has even won an award but he's still outside staring in disgust.

An enraged Kanye goes straight to the studio and produces the most vicious lyical slaying since Ether on Eminem. I'm talking about that lyrical fire. A track called 'don't feck with my shoes Biatchhh'

I'm talking about... The song starts off like this...

"Yo Em, you stepped on my shoes, so now I've stepped in the booth...
You going against the voice of a generation so you would most definitely lose
You never apologised to me, now Ima cause a Scene
You really dropped the ball, call it Robert Green
I'm saying, for a very long time, Em you have been queer
So ima get in that ass like you've got fishsticks in there (no homo) "

So he proceeds to pound Eminem for, like 3 hours straight. Have you ever heard of a 3 Hour diss song??? Or a 3 hour rap song for that matter??! It goes everywhere, there is even a 20 minuite period of just crying but you feel his pain and the streets fecking love it.

Every poll and radio station is declaring Kanye as the winner, saying he's the man who ended Eminem's career. Infact Em tries to release an album and it only sells 3 copies because nobody respects the fact that he's lost to Kanye in such a vicious way.


I would be back here on the Caf gloating, gloating hard!
 
Boss said:
Imagine a few years from now, it's at a Mtv event, and Eminem steps on Kanye's shoes and doesn't even say sorry or acknowledge Ye, Kanye goes straight to the studio and produced the most vicious lyical slaying since Ether on Eminem. I'm talking about that lyrical fire. A track called 'don't feck with my shoes Biatchhh'

I would be back here gloating, gloating hard!
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:lol:

Better still, Kanye immediately gets up and is like 'Yo, dawg, those are my shoes. Those are the shoes on the feet of a man with the voice of a generation.'

And then Eminem completely fails to acknowledge anything he is saying and is like get the feck off me man.

Which prompts Kanye West to run up on stage and off the top of his head, with no inspiration whatsoever apart from his damaged shoes, spits the sickest diss track of all time, in front of a live audience, and afterwards, to a stunned audience and a tearful Eminem, announces the release of his new movie, 10 Mile.
 
Hectic said:
:lol:

Better still, Kanye immediately gets up and is like 'Yo, dawg, those are my shoes. Those are the shoes on the feet of a man with the voice of a generation.'

And then Eminem completely fails to acknowledge anything he is saying, which prompts Kanye West to run up on stage and off the top of his head, with no inspiration whatsoever apart from his damaged shoes, spits the sickest diss track of all time, in front of a live audience, and afterwards, to a stunned audience and a tearful Eminem, announces the release of his new movie, 10 Mile.
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:lol:I like, I like
 
And then Lil Wayne, sitting in the audience watching all of this, realizes this is his time to really show his lyrical prowess, gets up, runs towards the mic and falls over.

As he falls over his dreads get wrapped around his neck, and as this happens he starts to rap, and before he knows it he can't breathe. As he falls lower his chain gets hooked on the mic stand, which is rooted into the stage for effect. This, with the pressure of his dreads choking him, Lil Wayne effectively hangs himself, on stage, and upstages both Kanye and Eminem for the best diss ever, without even rapping.
 
Hectic said:
And then Lil Wayne, sitting in the audience watching all of this, realizes this is his time to really show his lyrical prowess, gets up, runs towards the mic and falls over.

As he falls over his dreads get wrapped around his neck, and as this happens he starts to rap, and before he knows it he can't breathe. As he falls lower his chain gets hooked on the mic stand, which is rooted into the stage for effect. This, with the pressure of his dreads choking him, Lil Wayne effectively hangs himself, on stage, and upstages both Kanye and Eminem for the best diss ever, without even rapping.
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:lol:I shouldn't even laugh at that scenario
 
Boss said:
"Yo Em, you stepped on my shoes, so now I've stepped in the booth...
You going against the voice of a generation so you would most definitely lose
I'm saying, for a very long time, Em you have been queer
So ima get in that ass like you've got fishsticks in there (no homo) "

So he proceeds to pound Eminem for, like 3 hours straight. Have you ever heard of a 3 Hour diss song??? Or a 3 hour rap song for that matter??! It goes everywhere, there is even a 20 minuite period of just crying but you feel his pain and the streets fecking love it.
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:lol:

Then Ja Rule and Kanye West take over the game, and Eminem turn into a dodgy porn actor called Big Bunny Rabbit.
 
In this scenario, that means Eminem becomes West Coast's new Tupac?
 
Boss said:
Of course, Nas cried when Pac dissed him, said so in an interview
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I would have paid to have seen NaS face when 'Pac confronted him in New York. Bet he poo'd himself. I think I remember reading Eminem cried working in a restuarant when he heard 'Pac died.
 
2Pac and Biggie are overrated

*Ducks for cover*
 
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have finished the album now, ems verses aren't bad, certainly a big improvement on relapse but there's barely a head knocking hiphop beat on the whole damn thing and there's far too many crooning emo-esque hooks. disappointing
 
Red_Aaron said:
have finished the album now, ems verses aren't bad, certainly a big improvement on relapse but there's barely a head knocking hiphop beat on the whole damn thing and there's far too many crooning emo-esque hooks. disappointing
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Yeah the hooks are dissapointing but the lyrics are on point, even though he's shouting them at you

The beats are the kind Eminem never raps to aswell
 
Red_Aaron said:
have finished the album now, ems verses aren't bad, certainly a big improvement on relapse but there's barely a head knocking hiphop beat on the whole damn thing and there's far too many crooning emo-esque hooks. disappointing
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Yep. That's pretty much what I said 2 pages back. Looks like we're in the major clown posse though. Where's the crying smilie?
 
Hectic said:
:lol:

Better still, Kanye immediately gets up and is like 'Yo, dawg, those are my shoes. Those are the shoes on the feet of a man with the voice of a generation.'

And then Eminem completely fails to acknowledge anything he is saying and is like get the feck off me man.

Which prompts Kanye West to run up on stage and off the top of his head, with no inspiration whatsoever apart from his damaged shoes, spits the sickest diss track of all time, in front of a live audience, and afterwards, to a stunned audience and a tearful Eminem, announces the release of his new movie, 10 Mile.
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Hectic said:
And then Lil Wayne, sitting in the audience watching all of this, realizes this is his time to really show his lyrical prowess, gets up, runs towards the mic and falls over.

As he falls over his dreads get wrapped around his neck, and as this happens he starts to rap, and before he knows it he can't breathe. As he falls lower his chain gets hooked on the mic stand, which is rooted into the stage for effect. This, with the pressure of his dreads choking him, Lil Wayne effectively hangs himself, on stage, and upstages both Kanye and Eminem for the best diss ever, without even rapping.
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:lol::lol::lol:
 
Love the way you lie, and Talking to myself is very good, me thinks.
 
Boss said:
Good stuff, credit to Newbie Welsh Wonder for telling me about these performances



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YEah they were sick, I enjoyed all the performances, Em also did the top 10 list
 
Cinderella Man is my new favorite track from this album, a grower.
 
Lil wayne how embarrassing, even Craiggg David managed this.

 
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