Edward Woodward
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Imagine if we unveil a new sponsor 
I think they were too, or were you using double irony? Ya scallywag.
There'd be no point. Singapore Airways, Emirates, BA and Thai Airways each have 3-4 flights daily on 'the kangaroo flight', spread out through the day. So getting a flight at short notice catching is easy. Have done so many times catching it on the stop over from Singapore or Bangkok.
Plus, most of those flights use the A380 which has very plush business and first class cabins. It would be quicker, more comfortable and MUCH CHEAPER to fly that way than by a chartered Gulf stream.
This is almost as hilarious as Berbatov. Hopefully we have a helicopter to kidnap a player show up soon.
Had a look at Marca. They're running the story of 'a pizza with the face of Cristiano'.
It will be Garay. He seems to have been on the verge for the last two months. I'm not getting excited just yet!
Signed Zaha early
By all accounts decided not to risk Thiago
Put in an opening bid for Fabregas who is rumoured to be interested should Barca accept an offer
Rooney situation was there long before Moyes/Woodward took over
Seem to be in the process of now signing a player
Had a pop at Chelsea for lowballing us and announcing they had put in a bid.
Not sure how you can take disarray from that. Were we in disarray every summer for the past 5-6 when we missed out on players and had media bollock printed?
This is great, talking about flight plans
That was in his teenage years, poor wee fella.
OK - I've lost it. I've turned on Sky News just to see the yellow breaking news scroller
door to door: +- 30 hours into mainland Europe depending on connections and stop over.
Ed and Moyes are giant trolls. Hectic called it right before.
I'm the Alanis Morissette of redcafe.
It will turn out to be a non event, but because of the cycle of hype it will be seen as "another transfer failure"
This is great, talking about flight plans
Well, transfers are boring and we never get anyone decent. Flights are much more interesting, we can get those. MINT!
Looks more and more likely we're just selling Rooney and the "it has nothing to do with Rooney" is just bullshit.
As shit as she is, I don't think we can go that far.
= Garay transfer / Mendes getting his annual slice from United. Excitement.
I agree.
WHAT IS GOING ON! Arghhhh
Well it rained the day I got married.
And feck all has actually happened
I'm going out now. When I come back I'm expecting bids from Ronaldo, Messi etc from us.
Are Emirates using the meals designed by the Caf Apprentices?
Maybe we can use Woodward on the show.
Maybe we can use Woodward on the show.
There needs to be a "follow santa" like webpage so we can track Ed Woodwoodwards whereabouts in the world.
Right. I've lost it. I need constant updates as regard to flight detail, spottings in airports, rumours, estimated times of arrivals, the location of fabregas/ Ronaldo..... I need my Muppet feed!
Woodward flying to London to meet with Chelsea directors and officially tell them to feck off.
Urgent.
Urgent.
If he's coming back to try to get Fabregas, Arsenal shouldn't let Emirates allow him to buy a ticket.
OK that's funny.F5 
Don't scare me like that again.
He's coming back to stroke Rooney's ego.
My theory is Garay has been a smokescreen for Ronaldo, any meetings with Mendes are put down to Garay the club leak Garay as the story and then WHAM it’s Ronaldo and Garay was a smokescreen all along, I mean do we really need a centre back!
I’ve got caught up in all this again and feel dirty
I’ve got caught up in all this again and feel dirty
Just 6 weeks until the transfer window close and it will be quite interesting 42 days to come at United.
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