Great. Uber-excited at a transfer, cock is out and then I realise he has to fly back from Oz. I am going to be cuming salt by the time he lands.
Edward Woodward
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Gone to Sydney Airport to catch a hot air balloon back to Manchester. Hope the wind is blowing the right direction.
You know it!
Everything's gone all weird this summer.
SSN now just saying Ed coming back is nothing to do with Rooney, and it's an incoming transfer.
The reporter is outside Old Trafford, so it has to be true, right...?
The reporter is outside Old Trafford, so it has to be true, right...?
SSN saying it isn't to do with Rooney and an incoming transfer - and possibly a major one.
In what way has anything been piss poor other than your uneducated opinion of it?
Why would he have to go anywhere to accept/reject a bid from another club for one of our players. It's clearly negotiations of an in-coming nature.
Osman then, yeah?
Osman then, yeah?
I'd say it's far more likely he's heading back to talk to Rooney and his camp.
I imagine we're using Aeroflot to fly the whole way there.
Have a feeling it must be a hugely important transfer. If it was Baines or Fellaini I have the feeling they would be sent an air ticket to Oz and told to meet him.
It won't be Rooney either. We will make him wait until the tour is over. If we would sell to Chelsea, we would make them wait.
It won't be Rooney either. We will make him wait until the tour is over. If we would sell to Chelsea, we would make them wait.
feck me muppets don't half get sarcastic during this time of year.
Surely he could have conducted a signing over Skype? We have no time for flights and what not
No the club owns no aircraft, nothing to stop them chartering one in Aus, will not be cheap mind.
I've heard he's actually on his way back because he forgot to lock his front door.
Sky News saying it's nothing to do with Rooney... O_o
RonaldON?
So how long does it take to take a plane from Australia to England?
I've never been so excited about a man called Edward flying on a plane before.
Good post. Seems the most realistic. Fabregas is coming to Australia!
We've only gone and signed Suarez
WERE SIGNING RONALDO!!!! The old slow fat one.
Did the guy on Sky News (not SSN) just say that it's to do with Ronaldo and not Rooney? Ronaldo was mentioned but it is subtitles i'm reading!
He's left Australia. But where is he going. Maybe he is going to Spain.
He's on his way back to congratulate me on my exemplary post on him, he's text me to tell me so.
Why on earth was in on tour with the club when we are trying to bring in new players?
I'm watching SSN, not Sky News so got no idea. If Ronaldo was mentioned, it's probably just their guess.
The rumour is that Liam Miller was jetting to Manchester with Woodward to complete the deal....but for those lucky enough to be in the business class on the same flight said that all they could see was an empty seat next to woodward where Miller was supposed to have been seated
Why would he waste his time on him? What would they need to discuss urgently? Surely he could text him and tell him to feck off.
Oh man, i'm getting aroused now!
Holy Shit. We're buying someone fecking huge!
My bet is, we're all going to be disappointed when he announces Taraabt.
Where is he flying to? Surely he doesn't actually have to fly to Manchester to sign a deal?
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